Archive | November 30, 2010
What Color Are Your Panties, Halle Berry?

What Color Are Your Panties, Halle Berry?

Normally we have our answer to the headline question the minute we see said panties—but with Ms. Berry, we’re not so sure. Are those boldly striped panties she’s wearing, or just a case of crazy shadowing? (speedmonkey.net)

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Your New Neighbors Are Swingers, Congratulations!

Your New Neighbors Are Swingers, Congratulations!

Unfortunately, your new neighbors are Nick Manning and Kagney Linn Karter. Why is that bad? Don’t be naive. Can you imagine getting back with your spouse after swinging with these two? Downgrade. Either that, or Nick and Kagney would bone you to oblivion. Just listen to their grunts! Those beastly

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Beautiful From Any Angle

Beautiful From Any Angle

Dina Katou (jheat.com)

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Checking In On "Desperate Blackwives 6"

Checking In On "Desperate Blackwives 6"

Sometimes we lose touch with porn series after a few years, but we must remind ourselves, like Don Covay, to check in on our favorite sassy blackwives from Baldwin Hills, especially if they are Nyomi Banxxx and Imani Rose. We admit that we just chilled until this next episode, the

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Bailey Owens (Playboy

Bailey Owens (Playboy’s Student Bodies)

  * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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Kate Winslet

Kate Winslet’s Nipples Are For Nipping

In 1996, Kate Winslet had a fantastic, nipple-biting, full-frontal nude scene in “Jude.” Unfortunately, that scene is often overshadowed by her “Titanic” nudity in 1997. The scene is also overshadowed by the fact that the nipple-biter is her cousin. But only in the movie! Don’t stress! You can’t let things

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Real Ex-Girlfriend Porn: Does it get any better??

Real Ex-Girlfriend Porn: Does it get any better??

The world is full of hot chicks. Most of them will never cross your path, until now. I’m talking about the girl next door, not these tan plastic girls that where too much make-up I’m referring to the hottie that your buddy used to date, or that girl from Sociology

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Between Boobs And Balls

Between Boobs And Balls

Titfucking is most visually striking when you can see a significant amount of cock heroically craning out of the cleavage. You might think this gives little sensation to the genitals, but you’re forgetting the interaction between boobs and balls. And how could you forget that interaction? There are few things

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Hanna & Tracey (Hanna

Hanna & Tracey (Hanna’s Honeypot)

  * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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Hustler Gently Welcomes Miley Cyrus To Adulthood

Hustler Gently Welcomes Miley Cyrus To Adulthood

Miley Cyrus has been 18 for just a week, but her porn (parody) debut is all ready to go! Pretty cool, right? To celebrate the launch, Hustler’s got a preview of their video for Silly Ray Cyrus’s “Dingly Dangly Dong.” Which leads us to wonder: which song is more painful

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In My Lady

In My Lady’s Chambers

Via Fuck Yeah Black Girls (fuckyeahblackgirls.tumblr.com)

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The Problem With Making A XXX "Rocky Horror"

The Problem With Making A XXX "Rocky Horror"

In a world where shows like “Two and a Half Men” have been deemed appropriate for porn parodying, it’s refreshing to see something actually sexy get selected for pornification. And disappointing to know it probably won’t be done properly. Oh, Wicked’s “The Rocki Whore Picture Show” will likely be sexy,

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A Naked Babe Is An Instant Art Project

A Naked Babe Is An Instant Art Project

We don’t mean to objectify naked babes, not at all, we’re merely stating that whatever visual art project you’re working on can be instantly improved if you include a nude model somehow. Foreign cinema taught us that! This guy’s project? Only possible with the help of a naked Julie Ordon.

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The Sexiest Lad Mag Pics Of 2010

The Sexiest Lad Mag Pics Of 2010

Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Lucy Pinder, and all your ladmag favorites pick their favorite photos from the past year. Spoiler alert: they tend to be the photos that almost show crotch. It’s quite the coincidence really, because those are our favorite photos, too! Well, except for that one pic of

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All Together Now

All Together Now

Photo by John B. Root (rebootcash.com)

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Gisele Bundchen, From The Other Side Now

Gisele Bundchen, From The Other Side Now

You know what they say about Gisele Bundchen…first she’s showing you her butt, next she’s showing you her boobs! Is there a specific reason why Gisele is engaging in all this wonderful exposure? Some product she’s launching, perhaps? Well, whatever it is, we’re buying it. Ten times. That’s how easily

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"All About Jasmine" And Her Double-F Boobs

"All About Jasmine" And Her Double-F Boobs

Bluebird’s synopsis for this movie refers to Jasmine Black as a “sleeping big titty giant.” We don’t really have much to say about that, we just wanted to prime you with that image. If you automatically thought of scaling Jasmine Black’s massive boobs like something out of “Shadow of the

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Lexi And Sophia Are The Breast Of Friends

Lexi And Sophia Are The Breast Of Friends

Lexi and Sophia aren’t just friends—they’re breast friends. What’s the difference? Well, friends help you move and hug you when you’re getting through a break up. Breast friends do all that too, but they do it topless. (zootoday.com)

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Be Our Guest: Top Ten Amateur Table Sex Videos

Be Our Guest: Top Ten Amateur Table Sex Videos

Why bother eating something as trivial as food off a table when you could enjoy something much more delicious? Like raw doggystyle fucking, or braised masturbation, or roasted blowjobs? Oh, you didn’t replace your Thanksgiving dinner with a sex marathon? Okay, we don’t really advocate extending that metaphor very far

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True Sex Stories: A Little Night Fellatio

True Sex Stories: A Little Night Fellatio

I’ll be honest – I love oral. So I’m being a little selfish here. I’m sure you don’t mind, though. It’s late at night, and I finally get off the computer. I stretch out the kinks in my back and wander into the bedroom. You’ve fallen asleep, mouth slightly open,

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