Well, well, well. Details has certainly gotten risque. Showing off Olivia Wilde’s nipples through a seethrough shirt? What’s next, actual boobage? (God, we hope so.) (details.com)

As Samuel Johnson once said, “Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy while a super hot retro pornstar tenderly blows him.” Well, you heard the man. All you heroes need to ditch the wimpy Bordeaux and step

Saori Hara (japanav18.com)

AVN, a venerable publication dedicated to the furtherance of the pornographic arts, has released the 5,000 nominations for its 2011 awards earlier than expected, leaving Porn Valley to exult or to stew in its giblets a little longer, depending. When I worked at AVN and was in charge of posting

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Over the past few weeks, we’ve heard a great deal of talk about TSA’s awful new screening policies. Now, we’re seeing a few brave souls actually taking action. On a recent trip through SeaTac security, pornographer Furrygirl got totally transparent. But, oddly enough, the very same people who usher travelers

You always knew that the girl at the laundromat had the hots for you, but you didn’t know how she really felt until she slapped the fabric softening sheets from your hand and demanded you fuck her on the washer. A year later, you and the girl move into a

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Since Mariana Seoane is a Mexican soap opera star who posed naked in H Extremo, you’re probably expecting us to say she’s “muy caliente” or a hot tamale or something. But we’re above that kind of punning. Mostly. (Egotastic)

Tori (joannaangelbucks.com)

Disney’s 80′s-era “Tron,” like home rocketry and crazy girlfriends, was so much better, let’s face it, in theory than execution. As always, pornography seeks to rectify that. Co-directed by Sam “Sex Files” Hain and Canadian parodeur Lee Roy Myers, the porn “Tron” mixes both the original and this year’s remake,

Oh those crazy college days!! Ever wish you could experience those insane college parties you hear about? The ones where party keeps rolling and slowly the clothes start falling to the floor? Well, now you can see all that and more! Daredorm pays crazy college kids $10,000 to submit amateur

Katie Waissel, a contestant on the British television singing competition, has an 81-year-old grandmother who is a high-class escort/pornstar. Television X provided us with some pictures of the woman of the hour, Sheila Vogel, from “Freddies Great British Granny Bang.” We don’t watch “The X Factor,” and we had no

Though we are of the opinion that the hardcore work of Bobbi and Aiden Starr (no relation) is the highest form of artistic expression, we do understand that there are other arts, not involving sex, that some people partake in. And, because we worship at the altar of Bobbi and

And we’d also like to extend congratulations to all you patient perverts who waited through years of Hannah Montana movies and inane controversies. Now that Miley is eighteen, you can pretend you never had fantasies about a minor! By tomorrow morning (at the latest) our usual celebrity upskirt/see-through clothing/cleavage websites

Blue Angel and Yoha (private.com)

That’s it, really. Michael Jackson and jams from the 1980s are all that will get Lucy’s feet moving. This might seem like a throwaway fact, but slowly we’re beginning to craft the perfect date with Lucy Pinder. Oh you’re laughing now, but when we’ve concocted the ultimate night alone with

Oh frabjous day, it’s finally here! It’s Christmas morning in Porn Valley and Stoya Claus left a special treat under the tree: her very first double penetration scene with James Deen and Steve Holmes. Let’s just bask in this moment. Basking over; we need this movie stat. We nearly broke

In America, we go to unnatural lengths to keep TV stars’ nipples from getting any screen time—even on shows about sex. In France, on the other hand, boobs pop out of shirts all the time, for no reason! Or at least, that’s the impression we’ve gotten from our brief exposure

Our favorite Sir-Mix-A-Lot line? “Ooh, Rump-O’-Smooth-Skin / You say you wanna get in my Benz?” It’s a brave man who makes fairytale allusions in an ode to asses. Are asses like breasts? We mean, are big ones and small ones equally worth worshipping? It seems like big booties get all