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Chicks getting naked in the shower, a lucky guy who discovers a way to spy on them, and an overbearing authority figure who ruins everything: just like “Porky’s”! Except there’s a monk involved, also some slapstick. Nice boobs though!

If only he had looked through the keyhole before barging in on the beauties. You see? This is why more people need to watch ridiculous teen comedies: they teach you a lot about being a productive pervert.

· “Lasko – Die Faust Gottes” (2010) (imdb.com)
· Video Clip of Teresa Weißbach and Isabell Gerschke from Lasko – Die Faust Gottes: Schwestern im Glauben (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Whoops, we were under the impression that Nuts was the Naked Issue every time. Apparently we were wrong! It’s a special issue where the women forget their clothing, instead of losing it once they get in front of the camera!

Well, we hope there are more happy accidents like this in the Nuts studio future. Meanwhile, click through to find out the strangest place Kelly Andrews has been naked, and whether Sophie Howard goes for pretty boys or tough guys.

· Holly Peers presents The Naked Issue/a> (2damnhot.com)

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Housewives are big news these days, they have 5 different reality shows in different parts of the country and continue to grab the spotlight. What if I could show you Real Housewives going wild at a stripper party?

Not from Orange County or Atlanta, but from right in your own backyard. I think we would all watch that, agreed.

DancingBear is one of the most original and authentic websites on the planet. It features real women (housewives, young professionals, hot moms and bachelorettes) going nuts with male strippers at birthday parties and crazy office celebrations. There is even one insane video from a college sorority. The amazing aspect of DancingBear is how these normal everyday women can turn into such party animals once the fellas start taking it off. Watch bachelorette parties turn into orgies and see housewives and business women blowing male strippers. This is some of the hottest real footage around, and new submissions pour in every week. Check it out now.

Yep, Vogue Paris had not one but two Freja photoshoots, one by Hedi Slimane and the other by Terry Richardson. And guess what? You can see her tits in both of them! Exciting times.

Ok, so only one photo from the Terry Richardson shoot has actual nudity, but she’s wearing a freaky, black, nipple-y bodysuit reminiscent of the George Clooney “Batman” torso (hotter than that, of course). And she’s a geisha! How much more can you ask for?

· Freja Beha Erichsen by Hedi Slimane for Vogue Paris November 2010 (fashiongonerogue.com)
· Freja Beha Erichsen by Terry Richardson for Vogue Paris November 2010 (fashiongonerogue.com)

Via A Flower A Day (afuckaday.tumblr.com)

Bree Olson only has twenty-four hours before spending the rest of her life in jail for a crime she didn’t commit. Will she spend her time trying to prove her innocence? Or will she fuck everything in sight?

Yeah, proving your innocence is overrated. Only 24 hours to fuck? Good thing Derrick Pierce Ben English is around. [Many thanks to one of our readers for identifying the bald male figure as Ben English, not Derrick Pierce.] This should only take, like, twenty minutes though. Who’s next?

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