Magazines wondering how to stay afloat in this topsy-turvy world of new media would do well to follow the example set by these ads for skin rag EleEla (circa 2005). It’s all about putting the reader in the action. If, ahem, you know what we mean. · Via Copyranter (copyranter.blogspot.com)
Michelle Michaels knows that the quickest way to a man’s heart is his stomach, and barring that, it’s his cock. However, she wants the express to Lovetown, so she ups the ante by flinging Randy’s penis against her tongue. And she does it using a sling; it’s like the story
Has this happened to you? You insert a disc into your digital playback device when the mailman, soaked with rain, drops a wet Hammacher Schlemmer catalog on your keyboard. We made up our own story from this “Rush” gallery. OK, so from the nudes I was able to salvage, I
Another day, another homage to ancient cultures through the medium of Gretchen Mol’s banging MILF bod. On that note, are they really trying to pass her off as a MILF? She’s only nine years older than Michael Pitt. However, she definitely passes for Aurelia. We’d love to submit to her
We’re just happy to be invited. · Ambya Gayle Angeli (nudebabes.ws) · Angelika Black (pleasuregirl.net) · Beatrix (dailyniner.com) · Chelse Medley (nudeparadisehotel.com) · Drew (pmates.com) · Jenny Quinn (gorillamask.net) · Katie Banks (hot-babes.net) · Luba (kindgirls.com) · Mariko (girlsofdesire.org) · Marlie Moore (myblondies.com) · Olivia (sensualarousalblog.com) · Priscilla Milan (my-pornbase.com)
Sorry, man, it looks like a hierarchy has been established, and the dildo is on top. But hey, at least you get to help out! And you even get to film! Think of it as trickle-down fuckonomics. Or just project yourself onto the dildo. Be the dildo. We’re not saying
By now, we’ve all pretty much figured out that Kim Kardashian enjoys being nude—and even being photographed in that state, too. In fact, you might just say it’s her greatest talent—so why is she still doing anything else? Look, Kim, we’re going to level with you: as amazing as your
Photo by Nathan Appel (latenightfeelings.com)
First a poll of women declared Christina Hendricks the world’s most beautiful woman. Then Esquire readers voted Brooklyn Decker the Sexiest Woman Alive. Now the editors of Esquire have named their real, official Sexiest Woman Alive pick: Minka Kelly. Confused? Well, you should be. All of this is extremely confusing—and
Fingers are marvelous things. Fingers that vibrate, however, can take over the world. Or, at the very least, bring your girlfriend to intense orgasms, faster than ever (which is the first step to taking over the world). With a thin silicone Touchpad that yields to your touch, FORM 3 focuses
Some women believe that nude scenes are a young woman’s game—something that should be put on the shelf after a certain age. We are pleased to report that Dame Helen Mirren is not one of them. The lovely lady was kind enough to pose topless for New York magazine over
Meet Dakota Goldhor: not only does she have one of the best names in the world, she also has damn gorgeous nipples. We just love what Oliver Zahm has done to her/captured in her. Zahm is just wonderful in our book. We don’t often get to read Purple Magazine, but
Dig this scene from “The Rig,” a film about some murderous creature stalking around and killing the oil crew. Here we have Carmen Perez’s tits, a shower, sex, and foreboding music. What more do you want? Even that shot of the ringing phone in the foreground is pretty horror trope-tastic.
Seven sexy no-holes-barred seductresses suck, fuck, and gape for your viewing pleasure, and in the process, they just might save the world as we know it, end poverty, and stop global warming. This is a Monday must see! When the Dalai Lama returns to his home in Dharmasala, Tibetan exiles
Over the years, we’ve heard our fair share of stories about people being fired from mainstream jobs after a porno past (or present) was discovered. But we always assumed it was just an example of American prudishness. How wrong we were: the Vienna State Opera has fired ballerina Karina Sarkissova
Porn: some days it seems like it’s everywhere: in our computers, our breakfast cereals, even in our music videos! But what happens when you see a mysterious porn clip in a music video, and you don’t know the original source? Why, you come to the good perverts at Fleshbot, give
