With all the drama and insanity of the “Big Brother” house, how do you end the show in a memorable manner? Nikki Grahame knows…and it has a little something to do with white cotton panties. (taxidrivermovie.com)

If she’s ever feeling lonely, all she has to do is shake her ass a little bit and presto someone appears. The catch is, of course, that the homunculus she makes automatically wants to have sex with her.

But can you blame it? It doesn’t matter if you’re a homunculus, golem, or sentient Realdoll, everybody wants a piece of Rebeca, and the end piece makes the most coveted dish.

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Who would have thought that Playboy would succeed where Vivid failed? We spent all of “Kim Kardashian, Superstar” waiting to see Kim’s boobs…and then Playboy offers her a cover and they “accidentally” pop out?

Well, whatever the story, we’re just glad someone got them on tape (and that the photos are being rereleased again. Lord knows there’s a shortage of Armenian porn out there…and we’re glad someone’s taken it upon themselves to rectify that.

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We’re not sure what the naked Sara Giraudeau has to do with “Mémoires d’une jeune fille dérangée” or its author and subject, Bianca Lamblin, but gosh darnit we just love this girl’s smile so much.

We don’t speak a word of French, but she’s got the grin of a Manic Pixie Dream Girl who’s actually down to earth (and down to fuck), and just wants to snuggle and listen to some slow jams (after sex, of course). We’ll work on finding her connection to Bianca Lamblin and the Jean-Paul Sartre/Simone de Beauvoir love triangle. Maybe this is intellectually stimulating, too!

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The POV camera handling, the glasses, and the intimate couple-chat are all familiar tropes of blowjob videos. However, this couple has a really unique attitude towards giving and receiving head: they’re actually kind of cutesy about it.

At first we were like, “Hmm, this baby voice isn’t so sexy. Why are we watching this?” But then we realized this young madam is quite good at sucking on the “pee pee” (as she calls it), and that their banter is just the non-porny way they express their love for each other. Warm fuzzy XTube feelings? We got them.

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l have always enjoyed the reliability of a straightforward, unadorned vibrator. The Siri threatened to overcomplicate my simple pleasures, but instead of detracting from the main event its array of options only added to the fun.

For those times when I just want to get in and get off, the most effective means is a vibrator with one simple option—on, off. The Siri works for taking care of business this way, but also serves to open the gateway to a more leisurely experience. Although I did have to consult the user’s manual to familiarize myself with the on/off commands, once I did the rest became pretty straightforward. The Siri doesn’t have a lot of bells and whistles: no spinning mechanisms, studs and grooves, or bunny ears to speak of. It does have four buttons, two for adjusting speed and two for scrolling through (and back to!) various “pleasure modes.”

The modes are where I was pleasantly surprised. There are six to experiment with, including the standard constant buzz. I expected there would be a rapid broken buzz, slow broken buzz, etc. But there are a couple settings I did not anticipate, and found quite enjoyable—one I especially liked increased frequency in a crescendo, then eased off before going back into it again. Very nice. Although I actually didn’t find the Siri to be the strongest vibrator even at its highest frequency, it was still fairly strong and did its job.

In addition to its pretty, demure appearance, the Siri has a wall charger (which after a quick plug-in allowed for a full session), doing away with pesky batteries. A great bonus. Overall a nice little toy to add to the arsenal, for those times when you want to sit back and enjoy the ride.

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What is the difference between “female ejaculation” and simple urination? Why does 19-year-old Tara Lynn Foxx peeing poolside (but not in the pool -that’s a different movie) look better than the vagrant doing it on your building?

I’d say “Liquid Gold 19″ is a tongue-in-cheek movie, but that brings up unpleasant associations. Still, what else can you say about a movie that features, according to the boxcover, “Gallons And Gallons of Romantic, Magical Pee”?

Director Jim Powers collects golden outtakes and stolen moments from the likes of Foxx, Jamie Elle, Kita Zen, Ally Ann, Laurie Vargas, NoName Jane’s former incarnation, Audrey Hollander (who actually gets pissed on, to tell the truth), and Andi Anderson for this compilation that is only as sexual as you want it to be.

This movie is just shots of women who look good fucking on film urinating afterward and that is good work if you can get it. Because everyone pees, but few get paid for it.

So what is the difference between female ejaculation and urination? One seems to be more horizontal, and the other seems to be more satisfying to the performer.

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Stoya’s first (on camera) BBG threeway was the high(est) point of the first ever “Bad Girls.” So it’s fitting, in a way, that Stoya’s long awaited first DP scene will be in “Bad Girls 5,” out this November.

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Sasha Grey may not be making porn movies these days…but she’s still posing for porny photos. And thank heavens (and Playboy) for that. At left: the October 2010 issue cover, featuring Sasha herself.

It almost looks like she’s totally naked, but there’s something too homogeneous and smooth about Anne Heche’s body to really have it be her. Is that crude of us? Maybe her body is just too bangin’ for us to handle?

It just seems like “Hung” has never been coy about showing nipples before (and neither has Anne Heche), and now we can’t tell what we’re looking at. Rebecca Creskoff, Mageina Tovah, and Alanna Ubach all flaunted their goods with pride and pomp (and good humor, too). Why should Anne Heche hide? Oh cruel season finale, how you torment us.

· “Hung” (hbo.com)

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Megan Fox? Lingerie? Teaser? Say no more. Megan Fox can tease us until the cows come home…hell, even longer if she ever decides to take the lingerie off. (Egotastic)

Picture Katsuni in charge of a fire station filled with Jesse Jane, Kayden Kross, Riley Steele, Raven Alexis, Mick Blue, and Manuel Ferrara. It’s like a four alarm fire in our pants…and we never want it to end.

We’re not going to lie to you: we aren’t quite sure what “Body Heat” is all about. The epic blockbuster from Digital Playground has more bad accents than a Jean Claude Van Damme movie, and is far less plausible (at least as far as we can tell). We know that it’s somehow about fire fighters, and a city engine that’s run by hot por stars with loads of people who can barely speak English. Judging from the trailer (Digital Playground is being cautious about screeners leaking early), we’d say that it’s “Rescue Me” mixed with “Calender Girls” meets “Backdraft” with a touch of “Hurt Locker” thrown in for good measure.

So the premise is downright laughable. And we would be laughing…except we can’t, on account of the smoking hot Digital Playground contract stars getting naked every few seconds and having the hottest sex of their lives. Maybe this isn’t going to be the crossover vehicle of the year (or the cross under for that matter), but it’s got a healthy mix of everything a great porn needs: hot chicks having crazy buck wild sex and loads of it. Since this is coming from the studio that brought us “Pirates,” we’ve got high expectations. The list of hook ups that came with our exclusive sneak peek set and the trailer led us to believe our expectations will more than be fulfilled.

“Body Heat” releases this month from Digital Playground and Robby D. We all know that you’re gonna see it as soon as you can get your hands on it. So are we. With an all star cast like this, we’d see it no matter what. And for those of you who still need some convincing, the trailer awaits.

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You’ve read the script, you’ve seen the pictures. Now the trailer for “The Human Sexipede” has hit the ‘net…and, well, now we really, really, really can’t wait for this movie to come out. (The Human Sexipede)