Poor, poor Paris Hilton: all the money in the world, and yet she can’t seem to afford a bra. Won’t somebody help this girl out? (Photographer: Pacific Coast News)

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A grateful, subservient, and boobulous genie lounges in flimsy pyjamas to serve a couple of single astronauts. This was both the plot of the 60′s sitcom and an instant male sexual ideal. Shawna Lenee gets corked in the porn version. This Ain’t I Dream of Jeannie XXX Studio: Hustler Director:

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Remember the “Showgirls” upskirt that was magically revealed on HDTV? Turns out there’s a similar sort of voodoo going on with the HDTV version of “Powder Blue”—only this time, we get to see more of Jessica Biel’s breasts. Above, the full on shot of Biel’s boobs. In other formats, it’s

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Lady ass! Man ass! Sweet fetish gear! What are these ads selling? Some kind of clothes, apparently…but with so much ass in our face, how can we be expected to focus (or find time to shop?)? (Copyranter)

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Not many porn performers justify a compilation tape, or can turn what is a quick moneymaking venture for a company with a large back catalog into a little piece of history, but Lisa Ann can pretty much do everything. All About Lisa Ann: Then And Now Director: Various Starring: Lisa

Ever wonder what it’s like backstage at a Parisian cabaret? Of course you have—and thanks to this spread from Tank, you can take a peek behind the red velvet curtain (or whatever they’re made of these days). We suspect there may be a few less measuring tapes, and maybe plus

For those of you who care more about Katy Perry’s delicious figure than her musical output (that’s everyone, right?): the video for “California Gurls” features Katy lying naked on some puffy pink surface. Does she show anything? Not really (unless you count sideboob and a bit of butt), but the

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So what does a night out with lovely Tabby involve? Pounding down ciders, eating Kettle Chips, going pub hopping, dancing badly, eating cheesy chips, and taking naked photos. (Well, maybe not the last one, but we can hope, right?) (Front)

What happens when writer, producer, director, performer, and part-time politician Stormy Daniels plays a dumped and dismissed weather girl in search of romantic comedy style love? We predict hot sex with a chance of squirt showers. First of all, let’s get the story part of this review over with. We’re

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Boobs: is there anything they can’t do? While you’re mulling that one over, we’ll tell you something that they can do: sell car insurance. And quite creatively, too. (AnimalNewYork)

Remember back in March, when Esquire kicked off their first ever Sexiest Woman Alive Madness? No? Well, fair enough: it was a long time ago. However! After months of polls and bracketeering, said Madness has come to a breathtaking conclusion, with Brooklyn Decker crowned Sexiest Woman Alive. But wait, what’s