How can we tell? Not by her face, or her eyes, or the arch of her back: no, the secret message here is in the nipples. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Don’t come aknockin’—just find a nice, quiet perch with a good view of the inside, and enjoy the show from there. Or watch it on DVD after the fact. Just make sure you don’t miss the show. · Buy “Viva La Bus 4″ (tlavideo.com) · Viva La Bus (vivalabus.com)

Photo by Chad Michael Ward (latenightfeelings.com)

I don’t advocate more porn parodies, but I think the strategic addition of “fucking” in the title is just porn’s speed, like “Masterpiece Fucking Theatre” or “No-fucking-va.” Anyway, there remains no Nell Carter in “Gimme A Fucking Spring Break 2.” The great thing about Pink Visual movies is that they

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Last year brought us “Coco Before Chanel;” this year, the fashion icon returns in “Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky.” Both movies have their charms, but we’re partial to the latter—largely because of this sex scene. · “Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky” (imdb.com) · Clip via Deep at Sea Videos (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

The iPad may not revolutionize porn anytime soon—but that doesn’t mean it isn’t sexy. Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely teamed up with Nikola Tamindzic to show us just how sexy this brand new piece of tech can be. And if you’re looking for a way to sexy up your own iPad,

An adorable alt girl—in glasses, no less—fucking herself, on camera, with a big fat dildo, and making some of the sexiest, hottest, whimpery little fuck noises. Have we died and gone to heaven, or are we just blessed? · More self fucking ;D (xtube.com)

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This past weekend, the Feminist Porn Awards convened in Toronto for the fifth time…and for the fifth time, we ended up missing out on all the festivities. On the plus side, many of our Crush Objects received awards! From Heartthrob of the Year April Flores to Boundary Breaker Jiz Lee,

Photo by John B. Root (rebootcash.com)

There’s a lot of pressure on New Sensations’s XXX parody of “The Big Lebowski.” It can’t just be passable—it has to be pitch perfect. If this trailer is any indication…the makers did just fine.

Haloed girls, ninja rabbits, flying cellphones, and (of course, lots of nudity…Antonella Spagnoli’s fantasy land is a place we wouldn’t mind visiting. Or living in. (yayart.com, via Yuhmm)

When we got the original announcement for “Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Jesse James Uncensored,” we thought it might be an April Fool’s joke. Two weeks later, we’re kinda still wishing it was. But no, it’s really, truly happening. We’ve seen the script, and we’ve gotten the cast list. Now there’s

Lexi Moore (blackicepass.com)

Well, hello again, Jessica Simpson. Did you bust out all that cleavage just for little old us? No? Well, if it’s all the same to you, we’re going to keep pretending that you did. (hollywoodtuna.com)

As one of the hottest young new stars in the sex industry, it stands to reason that Meggan Mallone is a nymphomaniac. This is the porno generation we’re talking about here. Like Perry Farrell said…nothing’s shocking. Sure, most of our new girls are more familiar with Dave Navarro than Perry

Welcome back to the Porn Scene Investigation, interpervs: once again, we’ve got a beautiful naked girl without a name—and we need your help to figure out who she is. Now, we know that the lovely blonde here is Allison Angel. But who’s the girl that she’s groping? And is there

On Friday, we watched some seriously hot sex in pools. Full-of-water pools. Today, let’s pause to admire a different kind of pool in the form of sleek, sexy, green-felt covered tables. We have no way of knowing what led any of the couples to utilize their game surface for fucking.

A night out at a concert leads to some hot and heavy public displays of affection. Dan’s last text gave me the address of the sushi spot where we’d meet before the show. “And, please don’t change your outfit,” he wrote. I had, of course, been planning to change, but