Archive | April 6, 2010
Sophie Monk Magically Makes The Bikini Even Better

Sophie Monk Magically Makes The Bikini Even Better

As articles of clothing go, the bikini is pretty damn near perfect. Yet somehow, Sophie Monk has managed to improve upon the original model. Yes, with her added underboob and visible nipples, Sophie’s made a great thing better. Do they give out Nobel Prizes for this sort of accomplishment? (taxidrivermovie.com)

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The Mile High Club

The Mile High Club

What’s the easiest way to get a pass into the Mile High Club? Start dating a flight attendant…or at least find one who’s open to having an, ahem, “arrangement” with you. Not only will you get easy access to the plane (and plane staff’s) private areas…there’s also a chance of

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Girls Gone Fingerpainting

Girls Gone Fingerpainting

Seren Gibson (frontarmy.co.uk)

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Fresh Like Easter Bunnies: "Brand New Faces 24"

Fresh Like Easter Bunnies: "Brand New Faces 24"

Porn’s transition from Gen-Y to Millennials has yielded a dilemma: even when Vivid can swear out an affidavit certifying that performers in “Brand New Faces” haven’t fucked on film before, there’s always some ex-boyfriend who’s got cellphone photos proving otherwise. Brand New Faces 24 It reminds me a little of

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Elizabeth (Cosmid)

Elizabeth (Cosmid)

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Falling Naked Into "Unmade Beds"

Falling Naked Into "Unmade Beds"

There’s a very specific moment that this clip calls to mind: one of those nights, maybe in college or some time in your early twenties, when a casual night of drinking turns into a casual night of flirting… …and the next thing you know, you’re waking up the next morning

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Spring Awakening

Spring Awakening

Though the spring weather makes us long to spend the day outside, a touch of the spring fever has got us running back to the bedroom for a vigorous session of indoor sports. Don’t worry, we’ll have plenty of time to enjoy the weather…whenever we manage to get out of

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Clara G (Clara G)

Clara G (Clara G)

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First Look: "Pornstar Superheroes"

In our opinion, the sexual feats that pornstars pull off on a regular basis are enough to classify them as superheroes. But if they want to get dressed up in cute outfits and fight crime…we certainly won’t stop them. Above, the trailer for Elegant Angel’s upcoming “Pornstar Superheroes.” At just

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Like We Need A Reason?

Like We Need A Reason?

Alla (sexoteric.com)

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Crush Object Alert: Chanel Preston

Crush Object Alert: Chanel Preston

We’ve yet to see any of Chanel Preston’s work (most of it isn’t even out yet), but we’re still head over heels for her. What do you want? We’re suckers for a pretty girl who loves being in porn. (xcritic.com)

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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Mystic Wand

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Mystic Wand

The Hitachi Magic Wand has long resided at the top of the sex toy food chain—but quite a few products would like to knock it off it’s perch. Like, for example, Vibratex’s Mystic Wand. Compared to the Hitachi Magic Wand, the Mystic Wand smaller, more compact, and (blessedly) cordless. It

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The Darling Babes Of Spring

The Darling Babes Of Spring

Ah, spring…the time of year when the season’s first flowers blossom into bloom—as do a darling new crop of lad mag babes. Nuts has crowned India Reynolds, Holly Peers, Em Diamond, Stacey Massey, and Daisy the best new babes of the year. And really, who are we to disagree with

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Let

Let’s Play A Game

Melanie Elyza (melanieelyza.com)

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Adrianne Curry Lives To Give (Her Fans A Peek At Her Ass)

Adrianne Curry Lives To Give (Her Fans A Peek At Her Ass)

We’re a few days late on discovering Adrianne Curry’s latest ass tweet. But that doesn’t make the sight of those round, perfect cheeks any less sweet. (Twitter)

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Kita Zen, Amia, And Friends Enchant Us "Barely Legal Babysitters 2"

Kita Zen, Amia, And Friends Enchant Us "Barely Legal Babysitters 2"

Despite our usual occupational duties, it is a rare pleasure to say that a legal teen movie has captured our full attention and left us begging for more. Luckily, “Barely Legal Babysitters 2″ has just the right stuff. Oh, Kita Zen. To say that you have awakened a sleeping hunger

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Mindy McCready Sex Tape Maybe Not Being Released Actually [UPDATED]

Mindy McCready Sex Tape Maybe Not Being Released Actually [UPDATED]

Despite an earlier statement claiming that Vivid had the legal right to distribute “Mindy McCready, Baseball Mistress,” the company has announced that they are putting the film’s distribution on hold while they review their legal clearances. From the press release we just received: A steamy sex tape featuring singer songwriter

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Lady Tornade Offers The Height Of Geek Sexy Chic

Lady Tornade Offers The Height Of Geek Sexy Chic

It’s official: we’ve discovered the best pasties ever. For just sixty euros, you—or your boob-endowed companion—could be rocking a set of Pac Man-themed pasties. Or, for the Super Mario fans, your very own nipple mushrooms. (ladytornade.com, via Yuhmm)

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Earthly Paradise: Top Ten Amateur Garden Sex Videos

Earthly Paradise: Top Ten Amateur Garden Sex Videos

Now that spring has finally sprung, there are many more places you can have sex. No longer will you be confined to the indoors by the snow and the cold! And what better place to start than your own backyard? Take a blanket out to your lawn, get naked, and

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True Sex Stories: Morning After

True Sex Stories: Morning After

Sometimes the best sex happens during the morning after. Gracie tells all in today’s installment of True Sex Stories. it’s that period between being awake and a dream state. i press my naked backside to his front side. warm flesh nestled so perfectly together, i can hear his heavy breathing

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