Nicole “Coco” Austin sure knows how to thank her fans. When she reached the coveted status of 60k Twitter followers, she sent out this picture of herself in a tanning bed. Anyone know what happens when she reaches 100k followers? (twitter.com)
What’s your definition of glamour? Ours goes a little something like this: Kim Tao, swimming naked, looks up to see a rakishly dressed Evan Stone. Still fully dressed, Evan hops in the pool—and proceeds to ravish Kim.
Yep: that’s about as glamorous as it gets. If only they could have found a way to work in one of those pearl thongs…that’s really the only thing that’s missing, if you ask us.
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Monique Alexander is the Puerto Rico of Vivid; no longer a contract girl but remaining somehow associated with the company that first made her fantastic nipples and fellatio skills a mass commodity. And now some “Lost Footage” has been unearthed!
Monique’s Lost Footage
Studio: Vivid
Director: B. Skow
Starring: Monique Alexander, Gianna Lynn, Lily Lovely
Review by: Gram Ponante
To be clear: Monique Alexander is not Puerto Rican.
Still, the appearance of “Monique’s Lost Footage” would give the casual porn consumer the impression that Alexander is dead or gone to Shelly Lubben. In fact, Alexander is alive and well and appearing as a “Sporty Girl” with Elegant Angel and as Diane in a recent New Sensations “Cheers” parody.
And she is not Puerto Rican. She’s from Sacramento.
But the four scenes of “Monique’s Lost Footage,” also featuring Gianna Lynn and the aptly-named Lily Lovely, do have a second-class-citizen vibe to them—together they make up a movie that has no plot or coherence other than the fact that Alexander is in two of the scenes, and the movie is framed with a grainy film projector wraparound that suggests these otherwise-unrelated scenes were found in Vivid’s vaults deep below Universal City Nissan.
Was this really lost footage? And can Vivid really afford to let the world know that they are in the habit of “losing” essential documentation?
But who are we to ask such questions? Let us instead contemplate that perfect, taut surface that is Monique Alexander and hope that she doesn’t become Vivid’s Marshall Islands. Like Stafanie Morgan.
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We’ve all been there before: you’ve just finished a hot and heavy make out sesh with your partner, and are lying in bed all post-coitally, when your friend comes up, takes off his clothes, and—hello, threeway!
There is, of course, more to the story than group sex in “Castillos de Carton” (US title: “3some”)—well, a little more, at least—but we’d be remiss if we didn’t give them high praise for their very sensual depiction of the ways of the menage a trois. And many thanks to Adriana Ugarte (who you may remember from Spanish TV’s “La Senora”) for being the ultrahot filling in this very sexy sandwich. She really, ahem, brings it all together.
· “Castillos de cartón” (imdb.com)
· Adriana Ugarte in “Castillos de cartón” (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)
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Of course, by the time this Flesh Flick has posted, the “Bad Romance” video will be a thing of the past, left in the dust by the new “Telephone” video with Beyonce. Who cares if our allusions are outdated? Good amateur porn is forever.
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If we were trapped in a cave, you know what we’d do? If you guessed “have sex,” well, you know us pretty well. And you also probably won’t be surprised to learn it’s what Maggie Q does in this clip.
· “The Warrior and the Wolf” (imdb.com)
· Maggie Q in “The Warrior and the Wolf” (recapped.com)
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Models: Charlotte Stokely and Mandy Morbid (mandymorbid.com)
From the very first moment we laid eyes on her, we knew she was going to play a large part in our lives—luscious little red headed Faye Reagan with her marshmallow titties and those large puffy nipples.
Erik Everhard puts her center stage in his latest Jules Jordan release, “Breast Meat 3″—and for good reason. This nasty little slut can suck big fat cock up each and every hole, and deep throat cock without pausing for a breath. She’s an unapologetic man eater and a heart breaker dipped in delightful nacre and copper topped, the red flag waving as a warning that only lures us in faster. We could watch Faye fuck forever.
Joining our favorite little nympho with their amazing natural racks are Jessica Moore, Lisa Sparkle, Evanni Solei, Catalina Taylor, and Elle Ryan. These ladies take full sessions of uterus rocking cunt poundings, riding the massive cocks of some of the best male talent in the industry. We promise, not a single whore was hurt in the making of this masterpiece—well, okay, it looks like several of them may have been walking funny for a week afterward and prolly took a few days off.
Once again, Erik Everhard has come through for us. How can we show our gratitude? We suppose, given the caliber of snatch he’s been marinating in for the last decade, and the empire he’s built out of it, he’s pretty well compensated. Still, we offer our full support. Man whoring this long can’t be easy.
“Breast Meat 3″ hits this week. Check the gallery and see how far you make it before leaking something into your pants.
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UK porn director Anna Span has a new project in the works: she’s running for Parliament. We for one, full support her—any way we can get UK citizenship in time for th eelection? (via, Twitter, Anna Span’s porn)
Another day, another revealing picture courtesy of a female British musician. If you keep this up, we might have to start listening to your music!
We’re not as thrilled with this picture as we were with Nicola’s last upskirt photo, but it’s always nice to see a familiar, friendly face. Those UK paparazzi never rest, do they?
· Girls Aloud Nicola Roberts Pantyhose Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)
If our list of the world’s most desirable pornstars is any indication, a lot of people out there would like to stick it to Sasha Grey (in the sexy way). Well, thanks to Doc Johnson, you (sorta!) can!
Way, way back in December 2008, we showed you some pictures of Sasha Grey getting, ahem, engooped. Well, her molds have been molded, and her box has been boxed, and now Doc Johnson is selling their very own replica of Sasha Grey’s pussy and ass, complete with pubic hair (also vibration).
Sure, it’s not exactly the same as Sasha Grey…but we’re pretty sure it’s close (at least if, you know, you chopped off her legs and hid her body with a sheet. Which is totally normal, right?).
For those in need of visual aids: above, we have Sasha Grey (complete with visible pussy); at left, Sasha Grey’s pussy and ass (minus Sasha Grey). How do you think they compare?
And for those interested in technical specs:
Sasha Grey’s Deep Penetration Vibrating Pussy and Ass™ is Doc Johnson’s first-ever molding designed for deep penetration, cast in incredibly life-like fashion directly from the star’s own anatomy. Made from phthalate-free TPE and featuring Doc’s UR3® (Ultra Realistic 3.0) material, this mold is as close to the real thing as you can get in terms of look, feel and texture. Also included in the package is a multi-speed, vibrating bullet and controller made from phthalate-free ABS plastic, providing the user an extra punch of pleasure.
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Oh Anja…is that a boob slip on the runway, or is your garment just designed for minimal coverage? With fashion the way it is these days, we can’t even tell the difference. Not that we’re complaining either way. (nebualsnudecelebs.blogspot.com)
If you’ve ever been fucked by a lawyer, wait until you see what they do to each other!
Krossing the Bar
Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Jim Malibu
Cast: Kayden Kross, India Summer, Marie Luv, Sochee Mala, Alexis Texas, Eric Swiss, Rocco Reed, Tommy Gunn, Johnny Sins
When you hear the squealing “L.A. Law”-like guitar intro music, you automatically get in the mood for serious, business suit booty bumping, and “Krossing the Bar” does not disappoint. All the gents wear ties and all the ladies sport garter belts; dress code success.
Kayden’s promotion to junior partner of her firm gets everybody all riled up. Her assistant, India Summer, celebrates by fucking Eric Swiss in the lobby of the building. Summer slobbers over Swiss’ balls like she was cleaning them up for a court date, and she takes him into her ass with an explosive energy that sets the pace for the flick. Just after Swiss pops on her ass, a cop walks by and arrests them both.
Meanwhile, Rocco Reed is running over some case files with Ms. Kross in her office. Of course, by “some case files” we mean “Kayden’s pussy”, and by “running over” we mean “deeply tonguing.” Legalese aside, Kross and Reed give the soundproof walls a good rattling (you know, for client confidentiality) before they face the task of busting India out of jail.
As Kayden exchanges some terse words with District Attorney Johnny Sins, a pair of paralegals flee to the bathroom for an Ally McBeal style toilet tryst. Sochee Mala strips Marie Luv down to her garter belt (every girl needs one!), bends her over the sink, and habeas her corpus all over the floor. It’s honestly one of the most passionate lesbian scenes we’ve witnessed in a long while.
Back to business: Alexis Texas approaches the chambers of the Honorable Judge Tommy Gunn for some private counsel. Since he’s presiding over India’s case, Alexis wants to show him public sex is A) victimless, and B) fucking awesome. Tommy knows exactly where to bang his gavel to send Alexis over the edge; honestly, you could throw these two into any movie and make it instantly better.
Naturally, Kayden wins her case, but she doesn’t feel the need to gloat about it. She even gives the DA a pity fuck pro bono publico! Kayden shows that being a lawyer is all about attention to detail, proving it with tender-yet-rapid flicking of Johnny’s frenulum (a sight we need more of in porn). She also proves that anytime you fuck Kayden Kross, you’re fucking Kayden Kross in public; she’s a screamer.
Not only does “Krossing the Bar” provide a delightful class of white-collar cumshots, but the two-disc set comes with an extra called “Kayden’s First Squirt”. It’s behind the scenes footage (supposedly, it’s often hard to tell what’s real in porn) of Kayden Kross stumbling across the surprise birthday party that is her first squirt; her reaction is simultaneously hilarious, hot, and endearing. Even though it’s only a minute long, it’s worth watching over and over. You don’t need to ask the jury, we’re 100% guilty of loving this movie.
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Belladonna’s got Lexi Belle and Vin Vericose at her house right now and they’re totally naked. And she’s broadcasting it live on her website! OMG!! (enterbelladonna.com)
We’re not sure how we’ve gone this long without really noticing Hilary Swank’s cleavage—maybe because we first noticed her in “Boys Don’t Cry”?—but, uh, she seems pretty intent on making sure we keep it in our sight lines.
Well played, Ms. Swank. You’ve completely eradicated any memory of Brandon Teena from our mental databases…and we’ll be sure to keep an eye out for you on future red carpets.
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We can’t wait for summer to get here. We’re gonna hit the beach house, find a sexy model, and just chill with her on the porch in ill-fitting wispy clothing. Sun and nipples everywhere.
If this looks familiar, that’s because Mathilde Frachon did another photoshoot with David Bellemere that was also in Marie Claire Italia, and that also featured soft lighting and hard nipples. Hey, if you’ve found something that works, stick with it. We admire your consistency.
· Mathilde Frachon Nude by David Bellemére | Marie Claire Italia March ‘10 (fashiongonerogue.com)
You can say you want her to wear the mask to “hide her identity from XTube,” but we really know you gave it to her so it looks like Lady Gaga is sucking your dick. You can’t fool us.
