Archive for March 5th, 2010

What Color Are Your Panties, Sofia Vergara?

What Color Are Your Panties, Sofia Vergara?Actress Sofia Vergera’s got a lot on her mind. So much, in fact, that she’s too distracted to see that her panties are showing through her dress. Good thing we’ve got enough free time to see them for her. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Leave No Stone Unturned

And no body part unexplored. There are so many ways to give and receive pleasure—why not mix things up a bit? Fingers, toes, tongues, feet…if it feels good, just do it. (And let us watch.)

· Buy “Black In White #3″ (gamelink.com)

Passion At the Pool

Emma Frain and Jentina (frontarmy.co.uk)

In Bizarro World, Fashion Models Are All Naked

In our world, fashion models (usually) wear clothes. Step through the mirror, though, and their clothing disappears! Also, they have weird plastic get ups decorating their faces. We’re not really sure what that part’s about.

· Editorial: Mirror, Mirror (fashioncopiou.typepad.com)






Talor Paige (Playboy’s Fresh Faces)

 





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"Babysitters": More Naked Now Than Ever

We remember a time when the worst hijinks a babysitter would get up to was getting lost, late at night, in the inner city and having to scale a building. Now they’re starting escort services?

We can’t even begin to ponder what’s happened to the youth of today…but since Katherine Waterston’s stint as a babysitter seems to have resulted in vastly more exposed boobage than Elisabeth Shue’s, we’re going to go out on a limb and say that whatever happened, it’s probably been for the best.

· “The Babysitters” (imdb.com)
· Katherine Waterston in “The Babysitters” (nudography.com)

A Heavy Rain (And Lots Of Boobs)

A look back at the week that was…

· Heavy Rain was revealed to have a very naked Easter egg. Not like it was the first videogame to incorporate boobs.
· “She’s Gonna Blow”—but with action like this, who isn’t?
· Julia Mancuso: you’ve just won an Olympic medal. What are you going to do now? Show us your bra? Well, okay then.
· How did Sasha Grey get so good at talking dirty? Why not ask her yourself?
· Christina Hendricks may not do TV nudity…but she gets close.
· “The Big Lebowski XXX” has a high standard to live up to…but it might just succeed.
· Topanga Fox, where have you been all our life? In Michigan?
· And who could forget Lucy Lawless in a bath?

Best of Babelogs: Ball Lightning Defined by Nikola Tesla Edition

Best of Babelogs: Ball Lightning Defined by Nikola Tesla EditionHe discovered it’s still not as hot as babes.

· Alessandra Crescendo (hq69.com)
· Bianca Beauchamp (foxhq.com)
· Carmen Gemini (nakedneighbour.com)
· Corin Riggs (gorillamask.net)

Best of Babelogs: Ball Lightning Defined by Nikola Tesla Edition
· Dominica (doctorteen.com)
· Janessa Brazil (babestare.com)
· Kaylee Carver (dailypoa.com)

Best of Babelogs: Ball Lightning Defined by Nikola Tesla Edition
· Kirsty (pmates.com)
· Lexa (babesandbitches.com)
· Lucy Pinder (ejb.com)
· Malene Espensen (nudity911.com)

Best of Babelogs: Ball Lightning Defined by Nikola Tesla Edition
· Marlene & Olena (babesmachine.com)
· Mia Rose (sensualgirls.org)
· Nikita Valentin (worldsex.com)
· Nikki Cane (.com)

Best of Babelogs: Ball Lightning Defined by Nikola Tesla Edition
· Rita G (novoporn.com)
· Sophia Knight (glam0ur.com)
· Tabitha Stevens (badgirlsblog.com)
· Tindra (.com)

And don’t forget…

Best of Babelogs: Ball Lightning Defined by Nikola Tesla Edition


· Claudia
· Erin
· Faye & Georgia
· Judita
· Lea Lexis & Katy Campbel

…and all the rest of the Fleshbot Babes!

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Stand And Deliver (And Then Have Anal Sex)

Not everyone can have sex standing, but when you find that special someone whose body aligns with yours so you can hump any way possible, that’s when you know it’s love. That’s when anal creampies are in your future.

We’ve always admired people who can have sex standing, especially those who do it without the awkward hunching. To do it right, the guy really has to pick his woman up, and we just can’t handle that kind of endurance multi-tasking. Anyway, enough about our sexual habits, how about this video, huh?

· Fuck her and stretch her hole (xtube.com)

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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Alix Lakehurst Goes Freestyle

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Alix Lakehurst Goes FreestyleWhen we visited zaftig Alix Lakehurst during her recent trip to Los Angeles, we wanted to give her an elegant gift she could take home to Chicago. Lucky for her, the OhMiBod Freestyle can also melt snow.

It is, of course, the logical progression. If professional ethics, such as they are, don’t allow us to go there ourselves, it is only natural to place a vibrator between Lakehurst’s legs and control what it does.

The OhMiBod, as you probably know, responds to the beats in your iTunes playlist and gets all Diddy, GaGa, Bono, Ozzy, and/or Gordon Lightfoot with your labia.

The OhMiBod’s Freestyle incarnation adds a wireless twist so I, for example, can control the playlist half a room away. With Lakehurst I felt like a Manhattan Project scientist across the desert from her A-Bomb.

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Alix Lakehurst Goes Freestyle

“Strip down and get on the bed,” we commanded (Lakehurst had been mixing fake come – her own science project).

We then streamed a medley of Air, The Scorpions, Curtis Mayfield, Judas Priest, and Pat Benatar up, down, and around her fleshy girlyparts, which was great fun for everyone involved. Around “2112″ she lit a cigarette.

“I can really take this home?” she asked. What were we going to do? Take it back and sell it on eBay (Oh shit we could have totally sold it on eBay)?

But we didn’t, and now Lakehurst is back in Wicker Park with her sleek Freestyle and all its attachments for use in foreign hotels with their Angelique Kidjo.

· Alix Lakehurst (wecouldbenaked.com)
· Buy OhMiBod’s Freestyle (ohmibod.com)

Boobs: Eternally Fashionable

Rute Penedo (thingsthatexciteme.tumblr.com)

She Was Valedictorian Of Thigh High

And when she went to college, she majored in Looking Good In Tighty-Whities with a minor in Topless Studies. We love educated women.

We might have preferred if her minor had been her major, but we can’t be picky. She was clearly an A+ student, and your college studies have so little to do with your career choice. Basically, Diana Moldovan, we’re trying to tell you that you’re hired. Please be at work on Monday.

· razor’s edge (theones2watch.com)



Emma Lung, Who Are You Riding?

At first we thought, “Damn! Emma Lung is so hot! Why is she kissing this guy with a bad haircut?” Then we realized it was Hugo Weaving. Long story short, this is the best Australian sex scene ever.

Everytime we see Mr. Weaving, we can’t help but see Agent Smith. We know, “The Matrix” was a long time ago, and we need to move on, but look at him! He even fucks like a computer program! Call us nerdy, but we totally expected her to orgasm and then become another Hugo Weaving.

· “Peaches” (2004) (imdb.com)
· Johnny Moronic Capturing – March Updates 2010 (johnnymoronic.com)

Amai Liu Captures Our Hearts In "Too Small To Take it All 2"

There’s nothing quite as amazing as seeing dainty dolls stretching themselves to the limit and coming their brains out on massive cock. That’s why it’s hard to ignore Third Degree’s sequel to “Too Small to Take it All.”

Alexa Nicole, Amai Liu, Dani Jensen, Juliette Bardot, Nikki Rhodes, and Vanessa Leon make up the cast of “Too Small to Take it All 2,” which may be the best sequel we have ever seen in our entire lives. There’s not a single girl in this movie that we don’t really, really want to fuck.

That being said, naturally we want to fuck a couple more than the others, or with different kinds of intensity. Nikki Rhodes, to pick a random name just off the top of our heads, is the kind of girl that haunts our dreams and other idle moments. Watching her sexy little ass, that milky white skin and long red silky hair, get pounded until she screams out one delicious orgasm after another, we nearly broke our remote.

Similarly, it was easy to lose ourselves in Amai Liu’s amazing scene. So petite, so delicate, and so absolutely extraordinary. It’s almost inconceivable how much cock she takes into her beautiful tiny little body. We just can’t look away.

And, come to think of it, we’d really like to fuck Dani Jensen and Julie Bardot at the same time, too. Watching these two take turns on a tool made our heart skip a beat in ecstatic wonder. We came so hard, we thought we were going to turn inside out. We imagine we aren’t the only ones to experience these kinds of strong feelings.

“Too Small to Take it All 2″ is available now from Third Degree Films and Danny Case. We’re convinced he’s a total genius. Check out these extraordinary sample pictures they sent over–and, please try not to drool (if you can even help it).

Amai Liu
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Vanessa Leon
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Vanessa Leon
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Vanessa Leon
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Nikki Rhodes
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Nikki Rhodes
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Nikki Rhodes
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Nikki Rhodes
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Nikki Rhodes
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Nikki Rhodes
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Nikki Rhodes
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Dani Jensen and Julie Bardot
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Dani Jensen and Julie Bardot
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Dani Jensen and Julie Bardot
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Dani Jensen and Julie Bardot
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Dani Jensen and Julie Bardot
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Dani Jensen and Julie Bardot
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Dani Jensen and Julie Bardot
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Dani Jensen and Julie Bardot
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Alexa Nicole
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Alexa Nicole
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Alexa Nicole
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Alexa Nicole
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Alexa Nicole
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Alexa Nicole
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State Of Nature

Sonia Red (cinemaerotique.com)

Live! Nude! Nuns!

70s era nunsploitation movies weren’t just hot ‘n heavy wimple rippers—they were also pretty much based in reality. Yes, medieval nuns were pretty freaky. (viceland.com)

A Swedish Striptease So Good, Our Toes Curled

Click to viewHey, if your country’s female Olympic curling team had just won gold, you’d be stripping on the internet in a heartbeat. That’s just team spirit.

The opening and closing ceremonies are nice to watch every once in a while, but the International Olympic Committee could really step things up with a good old fashioned strip. Think about it: all the countries of the world, stripping as one? Next thing you know, the U.N. will start meeting at gentlemen’s clubs.

· Girls: World Strip: Sweden (zootoday.com)

Ashley Z (LSG Models)

 





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Time Of Your Life: Top Ten Amateur Dorm Sex Videos

The thing we remember most about living in dorms? The way the beds squeaked. We always knew when the high school sweethearts next door were fucking by the noise of their bedsprings.

Of course, we’re pretty sure everyone knew when we were getting it on, too. These ten videos make us nostalgic for the linoleum floors, the uniform wood furniture, and the narrow, extra-long twin beds. It also makes us appreciate the queen-sized mattress we have now.

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Me and my girlfriend (xtube.com)

College Freshman Masturbates for You on Webcam (yuvutu.com)

Dorm Room BJ with facial (xtube.com)

DORM ROOM FUCKING (xtube.com)

kinky dorm room blowjob (xtube.com)

dorm couple fuck (xtube.com)

Amateur hotty fucked doggy style on hidden dorm VI (megaporn.com)

Asian college dorm couple (megaporn.com)

Amateur dorm fuck (megaporn.com)

Gorgeous teen in red lace pounded hard on dorm roo (megaporn.com)