To those of you who still believe that silly rumor about Lady Gaga having a penis: this photo of her exposed vulva should help put that untruth to bed. (Although some people still believe Barack Obama isn’t American, so…) (taxidrivermovie.com)
You know what girls like? Kissing other girls (and then some). Okay, maybe not all girls, but certainly the titular dirty young dykes of “Dirty Young Dykes.” Don’t believe us? You know we’re prepared to demonstrate with video…
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Don’t flee, Dear Fleshbot Reader, when you see the word “Art” in the headline. I know you’ve been burned by fauxteurs featured in these very pages, but I’m hoping you’ll reconsider, considering Madison Young, Jiz Lee, and Bella Rossi.
Thin Line Between Art And Sex
Studio: Good Releasing
Director: Madison Young
Starring: Madison Young, Tyler Knight, Jiz Lee, Bella Rossi, Danny Wylde, Carl Hungus, Naga
Review by: Gram Ponante
If you are like me and Madison Young, you know that there is nothing truer than the concept of a “Thin Line Between Art And Sex.” But, whereas I sexually inspire the horrors of Egon Schiele or Edvard Munch, Ms. Young is like a rich photo-negative Vermeer, with the dark browns replaced by her glowing reds.
Young wants nothing more than for you to know that she is an artist but, unlike other pornographers wishing the same for themselves, she is not an asshole about it. Instead, she assembles a group of downright personable and attractive people to share their views on art just before they have sex.
So we’ve got the delightful Jiz Lee telling us about her training as a dancer and her moonlighting as an arts administrator before she gives the business to the juicy Bella Rossi, then there’s Tyler Knight, who talks engagingly and self-deprecatingly about the trials of being a writer.
We don’t feel too bad for him, because he goes on to fuck Young in a greenhouse.
You’re saying, “Grams, we’ve seen this over-earnest sort of pornography before.”
No, you haven’t. I’m just not describing it the right way.
Whereas those vaseline-lensed couples’ instructional pornos will be heavy on the interviews and light on the sex, and more often than not tinged with the boorish presence of the host or, on the other hand, a JM Productions-style video will feature interviews that are meant to ridicule the star before she is gangbanged, “Thin Line” avoids both pitfalls and somehow gets its stars to say something interesting about themselves – enough for us to want to have them over for a barbecue – before launching into vigorous sex scenes, which helps us remember why they’re paid for this sort of thing.
The vignettes that begin and end the movie are either a little over-or-undercooked, however, with an extended Dutch angle interview with Danny Wylde over a candle pentagram that opens the movie (the earnest Wylde gets to redeem himself with Rossi and Young) and a less-than-stellar bathroom performance by a Butoh dancer named Naga and her pre-”Lovely Bones” Peter Jackson-looking boyfriend.
But even he redeems himself, having adopted the “Big Lebowski” porn name Carl Hungus and claiming to be a “fifth-generation elephant painter.” A full 40 seconds after having turned off the movie, I still can’t decide if Hungus was kidding. That’s Art.
So really, there is a lot going on in this movie, which can’t be said for all of them. and to top it off, “Thin Line Between Art And Sex” is really good-natured, which always makes people look sexy.
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True, we’ve already seen Aya Sugimoto (kinda) naked (thanks, PETA!), but it’s just so much better when you can actually see her nipples. And when she’s a vampire (don’t ask us why, it just is).
· “Buraddo” (“Blood”) (imdb.com)
· Aya Sugimoto in “Buraddo” (“Blood”) (upcomingnudescenes.net)
1. Enthrone your cock between two luscious tits. 2. Proceed with blowjob as normal. 3. For added flourish, blast on her glasses.
Before you can follow these tips, there are a couple requirements to meet: you need a girl with tits that reach up to her chin, and you need a cock that won’t get lost in the canyon. You’re not obligated to put on a goofy soundtrack during the act, but if that helps you feel like the superstar you are, then just go right ahead.
· A BBW i met during the holidays (xtube.com)
Recently, we’ve become acquainted with The Saturdays—or at least the naughty bits of some of its members. Rochelle Wiseman, Una Healy, and (especially) Frankie Sandford have all appeared in these pages—and now bandmate Vanessa White has joined in.
Though she may have arrived a little late to the exhibitionism party, there’s no doubt that she’s making quite a strong showing now that she’s here. With an outfit like that, well…let’s just say she could inspire a marriage proposal or two (and many, many more very dirty thoughts).
[NB: Oh, and Mollie King, don't think we don't have our eye on you, too...]
· Vanessa White (taxidrivermovie.com)
Photo by Ellen Stagg (staggstreet.com)
Model: Ariel
Though somewhat inexperienced, the girls featured in this second installment fuck with a raw intensity that rivals the biggest names in porn. You can’t fuck with natural talent. Then again, sometimes you can.
Unseasoned Players 2
Studio: Evolution Erotica
Director: Tom Byron
Cast: Sadie West, Vanessa Leon, Jackie Daniels, Carmen McCarthy, Abby Lane, Jack Lawrence, Nick Manning, Sean Michaels, Tom Byron
Another movie, another gaggle of girls rocketing their way to pornstar-dom. So who warms up the fuckfest? Nick Manning and Jackie Daniels.
Nick Manning?! Yes, the one and only, and he’s just phenomenal. He’s a really sweet guy up until he grabs a girl by the hair, then it’s all “suck” this and “dropping” that. During the obligatory interview with Mr. Byron, Daniels lets her goofy side out and teases Manning: “Oh my God, could I have your autograph? Or some jizz on my face?” When it comes to sex, there’s nothing unseasoned about Jackie Daniels. She has a truly robust fuck with Manning, and he doesn’t have to adjust positions or coach her cunt into a better angle. Best of all, she keeps up with his caveman talk—even during a powerful piledriving! We’re in love.
In the next scene, Vanessa Leon discusses her first eight-man gangbang: “I don’t think I got enough out of it. I went home and fucked another guy.” Tom admits he detests gangbangs because he hates waiting in line. Fortunately, he’s the only man up to bat at Leon’s plate. And, of course, he must start by eating her luscious ass. Leon is also rather audacious and adventurous, guiding Byron’s cock into her pussy while she wiggles it over the footboard. She even squirts just as he comes on her! That’s synchronicity for you.
Having only been in the business for three weeks, Abby Lane is the least seasoned of the bunch. Little things point out her freshness, such as her rush to get naked. But hey, who are we to complain if a gorgeous, nineteen year-old brunette wants to get nude ASAP? And Jack Lawrence is a loving teacher; they share some classic, gentle, yet wide-legged positions on the bed before he gingerly busts on her chin. It’s definitely the slow jam of the mixtape that is “Unseasoned Players 2,” but nowhere near as awkward as Giselle Ibiza was in the first edition.
Carmen McCarthy (also) isn’t exactly an unseasoned player; she sucked Tom off in “Tom Byron’s POV Cocksuckers 8″ back in 2008. Didn’t see it? Don’t worry: she gives him some good POV cocksucking this time around, too. Besides that little treat, her scene is the most lackluster. Although we might have just been anticipating the glory that is Sadie West’s scene…
In her interview, Sadie gives a shout out to her brothers in jail, quotes Birdman and Lil Wayne, and discusses her love of medical marijuana. Meanwhile, she and Sean Michaels are like teenagers in a dark movie theater, heavily petting each other through their clothes. But what about the sex? Oh dear.
It’s just the best damn thing. If you don’t love the sound of her raspy voice moaning to Sean Michaels’ deep strokes, what do you love? You probably also hate sunsets and backrubs. She literally has to bite her own knee to stop from screaming at one point. Michaels, on the other hand, keeps it 100% cool throughout the scene. They don’t even have to touch each other; just him talking about plowing her with that smooth voice of his is enough to send her over the edge. It’s so fucking hot, we don’t even remember what happened. You absolutely need to see it for yourself.
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You know what time it is? It’s pantytime! (At least if you’re standing in your local American Apparel.) And you know what happens at pantytime? Probably some kind of sale—but more importantly, girls in seethrough panties!
Frankly, we can’t think of a more fitting way to celebrate this momentous occasion. Unless, of course, American Apparel decided to stock their stores with similarly clad babes…that would definitely work for us.
· It’s Pantytime (youtube.com, via animalnewyork.com)
Though it doesn’t always get the same level of attention as its American cousin, the UK does, in fact, have its own porn industry—one that even holds its own awards!
Yes, Television X’s SHAFTAs will be here next month (along with all the filth they bring with them). In addition to their Britness, the SHAFTAs distinguish themselves from American porn awards in a few key ways: all awards are voted on by fans (so go vote!), they limit themselves to a conservative twelve awards (with a mere five nominees per award!), and they make some pretty sweet hardcore trailers promoing their awards show (see above). And sure, they won’t be shown on Showtime…but that gives them the opportunity to have much, much more fun.
· Television X SHAFTAs (televisionx.com)
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Model: Bella Vendetta (bellavendetta.com)
Oh, Charlotte Rampling, why are you seducing the inspector? He’s trying to do police stuff, he doesn’t have time to take a hot, steamy shower with you. Hey, fancy shower though.
Our French may be rusty, but we’d like to point out that Rampling’s only seduction technique is saying “come” over and over. Not only did it work on the cop, but it certainly worked on us, too.
· “On ne meurt que 2 fois” (1985) (imdb.com)
· On ne meurt que 2 fois / He Died with His Eyes Open (1985) (celebcap.net)
Last year, Digital Playground overwhelmed us with “Nurses.” This year, they’ve taken to the friendly skies with “Fly Girls,” and things will never be the same. This thing is like a fucking Catalina wine mixer. It’s that good.
It’s hard to know where to start with this monster. It’s massive in a way we can’t fully wrap our heads around.
Jesse Jane and Riley Steele tag team Marco Banderas until he’s begging for mercy. We were begging for mercy by the end of the scene as well. Diamond Foxxx, Lisa Ann, and Nikki Benz are the dream team that nail a not so retired Ben English.
But wait, like the Ginsu spoon, there is more!
Raven Alexis and Sasha Grey then get screwed sideways by Manuel Ferrara, whose cock is like the size of a fleshy brick! And Janie Summers tangles like a wild sex cat with Evan Stone. Then, as the piece de resistance, Katsuni gets plugged hard in both holes by Erik Everhard and Mick Blue. Is it just us or is this too much good stuff to put into one movie? It’s way too early in the year to be treating us like kids on Christmas Day.
Jesse Jane, Katsuni, Riley Steele, and Jenna Haze may or may not get down as well. We’re not telling. Let the rumors start. Fire up the blogs! May whispers of this scenes existence follow behind you everywhere you go like the patter of small feet in church until you buy the movie and learn the truth for yourself.
“Fly Girls” comes out next week from Digital Playground. We’d like to thank Robby D from the bottom of our throbbing libido. Check out the amazing, drool worthy pictures they sent us. How are we supposed to go back to work after seeing these?
Jesse Jane, Jenna Haze, Riley Steele, and Katsuni
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Diamond Foxxx, Lisa Ann, Nikki Benz, and Ben English
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Amii wants to have a pajama party! Except, you know, she has really nice pajamas, and she doesn’t want to get them wrinkled. She’ll be skipping the jammies tonight.
Oh, Amii Grove, you don’t have to sell your hugely expensive engagement ring on eBay! How about this: you keep the ring, we’ll get married, and everyone will be happy. Deal? If you agree, please pose sexily on the bed.
· Page 3 Babe Amii Grove Topless In Bed (dailypoa.com)
Were you disappointed by Christina Hendricks’s very clothed NY Magazine spread? Well, take heart: though the buxom beauty is still wearing clothes in these pictures here, they’re at least clothes that you can see through.
It’s not quite the same as seeing Ms. Hendricks in just her bra (or—gasp!—topless), but it’s pretty close. And, for now at least, it’s close enough to keep us happy.
· Christina Hendricks (hollywoodtuna.com)
If Hustler had offered Shannen Doherty a role in “This Ain’t 90210″, would she have taken it? We’d even settle for a solo scene, Shannen.
Also, we’re not entirely sure why this is in Hungarian (at least, we think it’s Hungarian). But hey, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. We will, however, be filing this gift horse in our brains under a little corner called “Fap Fantasies From the 1990s.”
· Shannen Doherty Topless In “Playboy” Magazine Jan. 2004 (nebulasnudecelebs.blogspot.com)
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You know what time it is? It’s pantytime! (At least if you’re standing in your local American Apparel.) And you know what happens at pantytime? Probably some kind of sale—but more importantly, girls in seethrough panties!
Oh, Charlotte Rampling, why are you seducing the inspector? He’s trying to do police stuff, he doesn’t have time to take a hot, steamy shower with you. Hey, fancy shower though.