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Every fly honey from Shannen Click to Charlotte Rampling is calling up Ewan McGregor for random sex. Is this what famous actors do? Or does this just happen to be one of the best movies of all time?

Poor Ewan doesn’t seem to happy about it. Well, that’s what happens when you suddenly find yourself in the middle of a sex ring. Don’t worry! It’s the good kind. It’s like if the Illuminati were filled with hot babes who randomly booty called you.

· “Deception” (2008) (imdb.com)
· Nude Celebs in HD – Maggie Q (nudography.com)

Another week, another episode of “Spartacus” in which Lucy Lawless says horribly dirty things that would make even Jupiter blush. This time: she’s wearing bright silver nipple things!

Her husband asked if she would give Crixus—the gladiator in this clip—one of the slave women to entertain him as a way of honoring his victory in the arena. Naturally, there’s no higher honor than licking the sweat off the thigh of the wife of the master, so she volunteered for the job. We don’t know why there’s a hallway full of gladiator helms and penises, it’s probably some Ancient Roman thing.

· “Spartacus: Blood and Sand” (starz.com)

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Zivity founder Cyan Banister offering her body in pictures? Zivity itself offering a free 30-day trial?! Take notes, everyone: Zivity will never do anything this explicit again.

In an article by L.A. blog Sex and the 405, Cyan Banister discusses the creation of Zivity and her first time posing nude for photographs. We dig her insights into self-expression and how posing nude can lead to a greater appreciation for one’s own beauty:

I didn’t think much about my body but afterward, I looked at it in the pictures and thought “wow, my body is nice.” I regretted not doing it sooner and appreciating myself sooner. If I could go back, I would tell myself to pose sooner.

That’s definitely a sentiment we can get behind. But that doesn’t mean we’re down with Zivity. While Ms. Banister claims her “unapologetic approach” with investors was the key to scoring capital, we can’t imagine the same method will work with customers. Especially when a similar better site like Suicide Girls is the same price per month, and even cheaper per year (go ahead, compare prices).

Then again, maybe this new promotion will draw interest. Sex and the 405 is offering 30-day trials to Zivity, and all you have to do is email them at sexandthe405@zivity.com—no credit card required. We weren’t impressed when we got to peek, but that was a couple years ago.

So hey, if anyone wants to dive in and tell us what it looks like, we’d be much obliged. Meanwhile, we’ll keep looking at real porn.

· More pics of Cyan at Cyan Banister Bares It All In Never-Before-Seen First Zivity Shoot (sexandthe405.com)
· Zivity (zivity.com)

Ann Muir (classicporn.tumblr.com)

Haven’t you heard? That’s how they get you. The first taste of pussy is always free, then once you’re hooked, they can make you do whatever they want. Classic (wo)maneuver.

Then again, some people are prone to become addicted to pussy. Something about an individual’s genetic makeup. Take these young ladies, for example. This may be their first taste, but as soon as they extend their little pink tongues, all their synapses fire and they become bonafide pussyholics.

· “My First Taste of Pussy” (tlavideo.com)