Getting one peek at Zoe Saldana’s nipples felt lucky. Now that we’ve gotten a second? Well, let’s just say we’re feeling pretty darn good. (Photo source: Pacific Coast News)

Natural knockers: we all love ‘em. Particularly when they’re oiled up and pumping their way around a cock…just like Evie Delatosso’s are, right here. (How convenient!) · Buy “Natural Knockers” (adamevepictures.com) ***** Previously: Rebel Studios Reduces Us to Babblign Babies With Natural Knockers

Photo by Beatrice Neumann (filthygorgeousthings.com)

Erin Wasson just wants to be free from it all: the daily grind, all that hustle and bustle of modern life, her incredibly constricting bikini top…and who are we to deny her that sweet, sweet taste of freedom? In fact, we’d like to encourage her to pursue this dream of

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Seeing Madeline Zima engaged in a lesbian makeout session on “Heroes” was nice. Seeing her engaged in a topless makeout session in “The Collector”? Well, that’s even nicer. · “The Collector” (imdb.com) · Madeline Zima in “The Collector” (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Nuh-uh, we know you didn’t put on that coat like you’re going somewhere. We don’t want you to be late, but will you look at the time? It’s blowjob o’clock. Anyway, that’s the conversation we assume happened shortly before this video was taken. Why else would she leave her coat

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In the latest installment of Recession Sex Workers, The Rumpus interviews Antonia Crane, jill of several sexy trades—and the editor of Recession Sex Workers, as well. And, if you don’t mind us saying, a total babe to boot. (therumpus.net)

Photo by Ellen Stagg (staggstreet.com) Models: Jelena Jensen and Ariel (jelenajensen.com)

Had a bad day at the office? World affairs got you down? Lacking a little Rio Valentine in your life? Just “Whore It Up” already. Whore It Up Studio: Digital Playground Director: Robby D. Cast: Rio Valentine, Cindy Hope, Madison Parker, Jayden James, Piper Fontaine, Zerah Jones, Krissy Lynn, Brynn

Supercult’s Chase Lisbon and the alluring Apnea have just released this enticing bit of erotic short film, mysteriously titled “You Can’t Fuck Money.” Starring Apnea and a cadre of anonymous, scantily-clad women, it’s…well, do we really need to say more? · You Can’t Fuck Money (apneasblog.com) · Supercult (supercult.com)

Normally, if we wanted the answer to that question, we’d have to wine you and dine you, entertaining you hours of stimulating conversation before we shyly suggested that you might like to accompany us back to our place. But thanks to the miracle of flash photography—and your lovely choice of

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It looks like Ms. Gallardo needs a bigger rolling pin if she’s ever going to make anything. Can anyone provide her with a larger pin? Not that she is required to do some cooking. After all, our kitchen fantasies have nothing to do with something sexiest like making women cook.

Jessica Drake is a naughty, naughty girl. We don’t think even the most passionate fan or deranged ideologue would contest that. Some might say she truly is wicked. Brad Armstrong asks the unthinkable—is she wicked enough? The shockingly obvious answer is, yes, of course she is, which is why she

The Mishka calendar—shot by Ellen Stagg, and featuring gorgeous women like Justine Joli, Ryan Keely, and Joanna Angel—is now on sale for $14. What are you waiting for? (mishkanyc.com)

Houston’s Lisa Spencer likes soccer. Actually, it’s more accurate to say she loves soccer. Actually, it’s even more accurate to say she’s so fond of soccer, she wants to strip off her clothes and make sweet love to it. Or at least flash her boobs at a soccer game, anyhow.

Sometimes we can’t believe “whaletail” is a thing that people take pictures of and put on naughty websites. Maybe it’s because the ass is so fine that them jeans can’t contain it? The only thing that puzzles us more is why Kristin Cavallari is famous. (Oh no we didn’t!) ·

Ever wondered what Alice Goodwin would choose? “Engagement ring or Mercedes Benz?” “Posh club or festival?” “Caribbean or Thailand?” Even if you haven’t, you’ve probably wondered why she’s got such a smokin’ bod. Well, we may not be able to answer that last question, but we’re sure you can figure