We didn’t think it was possible, but Vogue Russia’s sixties-inspired photo spread is actually making us nostalgic for a time before we were born. Someone get us a time machine (and put Magdalena Frackowiak is in the passenger seat).
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Aww…it looks like our friend is feeling a bit sad. Who wants to help cheer him up? Maybe his cheerleader friend? With that uniform on, she could make any man happy…though with it off, we suspect they’d be even happier.
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Sometimes we lose focus when the holidays are over and we need something to capture our attention. What better to unite our cranial hemispheres than the fleshy equatorial buttocks of bathtub Brazilians and their Japanese counterparts?
“Look At That Big Ass 4″ is more than a compulsion; it’s the first step in a journey. Each scene begins with someone regarding the asses in question, true, but by the end the ass possessor has more than likely got two cocks in her hands and a third in the wings.
The point is, as large as an ass is, it is never enough.
In general, the asses in this volume aren’t the gym-taut kind; they are more the firm-but-malleable kind one gets when sex work isn’t one’s day job. They’re more democratic that way, like an O. Henry story. These asses can be clung to when all else fails.
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Well, well, well…it looks like someone forgot to bring her tennis underwear on her trip Down Under. That, or Venus has got some special tennis underwear that makes it look like her butt is revealed whenever she bends over. (taxidrivermovie.com)
What? Look, when you’re dealing with certain penises, you have to be realistic about a girl’s limits.
As much as we love it when pornstars impale themselves for our amusement, we appreciate a more ginger approach with amateur actors. Especially in cuckold situations like these, in which the wife eventually (maybe?) goes back to having sex with her lesser-endowed husband, you worry about the gal getting spoiled. Then again, maybe she should just stick with her new friend. They seem to have a good thing going.
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Once again, Elegant Angel has pitted ass against ass, forcing these nubile back ends to battle it out to the death (or orgasm). Who will win? We’re not sure…but if we were a betting website, we’d say you. (elegantangel.com)
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Aaron Spelling doesn’t hold the same casting power at Hustler that he does in other arenas.
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Studio: Hustler Video
Director: Axel Braun
Cast: Alexis Texas, Madison Ivy, Jenny Hendrix, Alanah Rae, Tiffany Star, Mackenzie Pierce, Chris Johnson, Joey Brass, Brad Hardy, Eric John, Alan Stafford
Like all episodes of “Beverly Hills 90210,” the movie opens in medias res during an angsty meal at the Peach Pitt (not the Peach Pit). Donna, played by Jenny Hendrix, is a cesspool of sadness, but the rest of the gang doesn’t care. Jake Hanson (Alan Stafford) just drifted into town and he’s looking for a job. Brenda (Madison Ivy, who looks just so much like Shannon Doherty it’s frightening) and Dylan (Joey Brass) are planning their trip to Mexico, trying to keep their vacation secret from Brenda’s folks. Steve (Brad Hardy) is looking for love, and about to lose Kelly (Alexis Texas) to someone else. The overstuffed plot seems like a lot to handle at first, but it thins out relatively quickly once everyone splits up to have sex, er, tackle some tough issues…
Hands down, Donna’s storyline is the best. I had my doubts at first; I thought this wouldn’t be worth watching if Tori Spelling wasn’t involved in a gangbang, but I was wrong. Not only does Jenny Hendrix beautifully capture Donna’s mouth-breather visage and stilted walk, she’s every bit as mopey as you could hope. She goes to get some advice from Mr. Walsh (Eric John), because her parents are getting divorced/dying of cancer.
“You know, Donna,” Mr. Walsh soothingly says, “your body is going through a lot of changes right now. Every girl fantasizes about having sex with their best friend’s dad.” Then he tells her to close her eyes and open her mouth. Mr. Walsh does this! Oh, Eric John, you’re the finest authority figure pervert in parody porn.
The only real disappointment was Brandon’s scene. Mackenzie Pierce and Tiffany Star—luckily the only added characters in the movie—walk into the restaurant after closing and seduce Chris Johnson. No real point to it. However, it does contain the only bit of anal sex in the film, jackhammer style, so that’s worth something. Honestly, beyond this one disturbance, I thought “This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX” was surprisingly successful.
Why did this parody work? Like any decent teen drama should, the genuine “90210″ focused heavily on young people exploring relationships and sex. There’s a section in the Behind The Scenes footage in which superfan Alexis Texas recounts the important milestones of the show, and they’re all about hooking up, fucking, and breaking up. It may be an exaggeration, but it shows what left a lasting impression on viewers. The fact that Hustler took sex from the awkward pedestal Aaron Spelling placed it on and injected it into the warp and woof of daily Beverly Hills life actually made a difference. It was an appropriate act of subversion.
And I personally think some credit is due to the stylists, casting people, and (of course) performers. If a pornstar wasn’t the spitting image of her primetime counterpart, she was at least crazily oversexed in an appropriate way. Alexis Texas barely looks a thing like Kelly, but she had the greedy rich girl attitude. Alanah Rae’s boobs are far too bananas to be Andrea Zuckerman’s, but she fucks just like a girl who isn’t sure if she’s a MILF.
I know Hustler and Axel Braun didn’t really do much differently. They just stuck in the same sexual formula as always, and it happened to be more fruitful with this subject matter. Maybe this signals a more discerning eye for what to spoof in the future. Or maybe they just got lucky.
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Hey, did you know that you—yes, you!—can contribute to your favorite website of all time? (We’re speaking, of course, about Fleshbot.) Well, it’s true!
We know what you’re thinking: how can I, a lowly blog reader, possibly contribute to the fabulous smut palace that is Fleshbot.com? Well, we’ll tell you: it’s easy!
in fact, all you have to do is follow our patented three step process:
1) Find something hot to tell us about.
2) Mosey on over to the #tips page.
3) Click the box that says “Found some flesh?” and type your tip right in there. You can even include pictures and (YouTube) videos!
But wait, there’s more! You don’t just have to post things to the #tips page. Have some sexy celebrity gossip? Take that over to #celebrityskin. Discovered some mouth wateringly sexy amateurs? #amateurs is your home for that! And if you just want to chat, well, there’s always the #forums.
Yes, it really is that easy. Now get on out there and make us proud!
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In the fashion world, Crystal Renn is recognized as one of the most successful “plus size” models (plus size, in this case, meaning size 12). In our world, she’s just recognized as a smoking hot lady. (fashiongonerogue.com)
We’ve heard the rumor about how Bobbi Starr lured Rocco Siffredi back into porn performing—but is that really how it all went down? We went straight to the source, and learned her take on the story.
Photo by Merlin Bronques (lastnightsparty.com
“Sex From Last Night” didn’t have quite the ring to it, but the name isn’t important. It’s a new socialized form of online erotic literature for you to rate and masturbate (to).
True Story Sex is essentially like FML or MLIA or any of those user-generated and rated anecdotal sites, except for two things. For one, the stories can be as long as a few brief sentences, or as epic as Beowulf (if Beowulf were about having sex at WalMart).
If you like your sex stories to have a Danielle Steele edge to them, this might not be your place. But if you want some honest, gritty fuck tales divided by category and user ratings, you can do no better. True story.
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For some, the word “forbidden” conjures up an illicit orgy of unacceptable images: bestiality, children, scat, golden showers, rape, and snuff. Lucky for us, Wicked Pictures contract star Stormy Daniels has a much more playful definition in mind.
Stormy Daniels’s definition of the word seems to involve the most banal of ideas: cheating spouses, poor guys from the wrong side of the recession, grade school teachers, and Republicans…just kidding, Vetter. Take it easy. She ain’t going there!
The truth of the matter is that Stormy’s “dark side” is like your average back alley Sesame Street day, with intermittent showers compared to the depravity we had in mind. Some things are just better left to the imagination. Still, rule breaking is rule breaking, and Stormy does it well.
To wit:
Daryn Darby and Scott Nails break the rules when they fuck in the locker room.
Eva Angelina and Evan Stone break the rules when they use crazy slang during a healthy fuck session. Actually, we’re not sure, but we think they may have fucked on Mom and Dad’s bed. Mom and Dad are gonna be so mad when they find out! Important side note: how fucking hot does Eva look getting the high hard pole from Evan? So tasty!
Lithe beauties Hillary Scott and Sophia break the rules when they let Lee Stone violate their tiny little vaginas with his foot and a half of cock, prancing around naked and presenting like wild animals out behind some building in the valley. It’s our second favorite scene of the movie, and a close second, right behind director Stormy Daniels’s sexy classroom faux pas.
Wicked Pictures contract superstar Stormy Daniels and Euro stud Manuel “El Clavo” Ferrara break all the rules when they get down and dirty in an elementary school classroom. It’s a bird’s eye view of what we wish it looked like when a Floridian loses her mind and nails one of her students. Yeah, right. Stormy looks good enough to eat—so naturally, Manuel devours her, using his considerable sexual powers to satisfy both her and us at home. We told you he was good!
Last but not least, newly crowned AVN Hall of Famer Mark Wood, Mr Pete, and Tyla Wynn break the rules when they have hardcore, nasty, no holed barred sex on the couch in front of Tim Allen’s avuncular and invisible neighbor Wilson from Home Improvement. What the hell? He was just trying to read the paper! Come on, people!
“Forbidden” is out now. Visually it looks amazing. We highly recommend that you check it out, right after you work up three or four good orgasms skimming through these sample photos.
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They’re cool and all, but they didn’t really seem interested in the food we had packed. They were more into writhing around and lying on each other, and they weren’t really dressed. All in all, it was a good day.
Still, girls, we would’ve liked to spend more quality time with you. Life isn’t always about being semi-clothed and taking pictures. What about lawn darts? What about watermelon eating contests? What are we saying? Keeping it going, ladies.
· Abbey Lee Kershaw & Catherine MCNeil for “Vogue” (Australia) Sept. 2009 by Greg Kadel (nebulasnudecelebs.blogspot.com)
But that’s cool. How else are we going to see “Britain’s Best Bottoms” presented by Danielle Lloyd?
We’re not saying they completely ignore breasts, they’ve just prioritized differently. It’s somewhat novel for Nuts, a magazine that so adores large boobs to finally take a bootylicious look at the ladmags stars who make our days brighter.
Truth be told, we don’t really think these bottoms are the tops (we like a little more meat), but we’ll keep looking at them.
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Shocking though it may seem, the Feminist Porn Awards will be celebrating their fifth annual awards show this April (and to think, we remember when they were born!). And believe us, they’re celebrating in style.
Confirmed guests include Tristan Taormino, Shine Louise Houston and Candida Royalle (and we’ve heard a rumor that Madison Young, Courtney Trouble, April Flores, Dylan Ryan, and other assorted crush objects will be making appearances, too). In addition to the awards (to be held on April 9), there will also be a screening and roundtable discussion on April 8—and that’s not just any screening, either. It’s the screening that will determine the winner of the Viewer’s Choice Award.
But wait, there’s more! FPA have teamed up with Good Releasing to create the Emerging Filmmaker Award, a $750 cash prize for a first-time filmmaker (intended to help them complete or secure distribution for their movie). Are you a first-time filmmaker in need of $750? Full details can be found here.
And, last but certainly not least, if you have a film that you’d like to see recognized for a Feminist Porn Award, please note that the nomination period is almost at an end—in fact, you only have until January 31 to submit, so you better get on it. (As always, details for submissions can be found on the Feminist Porn Awards website.)
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· Thumbnail star: Feminist Porn Award winner Madison Young, shot by Ellen Stagg (madisonbound.com + staggstreet.com)
Aww…it looks like our friend is feeling a bit sad. Who wants to help cheer him up? Maybe his cheerleader friend? With that uniform on, she could make any man happy…though with it off, we suspect they’d be even happier.
What? Look, when you’re dealing with certain penises, you have to be realistic about a girl’s limits.
