Archive | January 19, 2010

Rebecca Gayheart, Out In The Open Again

Last summer’s “sex tape” may have made Rebecca Gayheart‘s boobs famous, but this photo…well, this photo is pretty nice too. (taxidrivermovie.com)

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A Hardcore Moment From The Days When Porn Was Illegal

Fun fact: this clip was actually shot at a time when making porn was illegal and could land you in jail. As a result, most of the performers were anonymous—and are still unidentified to this day. If you ask us, that’s kinda hot (though we’re still glad porn’s legal today!).

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Room For One More

Rin Sakuragi (idols69.net, via jheat.com)

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“Matinée” Idyll: Fucking For The Sake Of Art

Mariah might have just needed to get laid. For her art. And, because the best theatre holds a mirror to ourselves, we might need to do the same. That is what Jennifer Lyon Bell‘s “Matinée” meant to me, anyway. Bell, an American expat living in Amsterdam, would have been right

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Dariya Snejenko (Women of Playboy)

  * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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“Camus” Can Do (Especially During The Sex Scenes)

Albert Camus once claimed that “there is only one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide.” But it seems he also pursued the answer to a second serious philosophical problem: how to properly pleasure a woman. · “Camus” (imdb.com) · Gaëlle Bona in “Camus” (upcomingnudescenes.net)

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Name That Tune!

We admit it: we have a soft spot for any couple who fucks to Daft Punk (it’s just a thing we have, okay?). The rest of the soundtrack’s good too…but we’ll let you discover it for yourself. · blk and white fuckin (xtube.com)

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Aurora Jolie & Kelly Devine (Ass Titans)

  * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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Petit Coeur: Katsuni Does Lingerie (And Does It Well)

Belladonna’s not the only one with a new product line: Katsuni’s got her very own line of lingerie—and she can’t wait to see you wearing it. (We have a little hunch the feeling is mutual.) Known as Petit Coeur (or “Little Heart,” for the English speakers), the line was designed

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Naughty, Naughty Girl

Seren, Jessica and Hettie (frontarmy.co.uk)

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Meet The Babes Of 2010: Kelly, Emily, And Bianca

As is customary with the dawn of each new year, 2010 brings with it a slew of beautiful, busty babes for us to lavish our affections on. ZOO’s picks for the coming year: Kelly Hall, Emily O’Hara, and Bianca Slater. Despite their status as “new” babes, we’ve actually met Kelly

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Mischa Barton Is In Character (And Busting Out Of Her Clothes)

Pay no attention to Mischa Barton‘s outfit—it’s just her prostitute costume for “Law & Order.” The cleavage, on the other hand…well, we’re pretty sure she takes that home with her. (Photo source: Pacific Coast News)

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Naked Cuddling Is The International Language

Naked Cuddling Is The International Language

Our understanding of “L’armee du crime” is fairly limited (language barrier and all), but we don’t need to speak French to comprehend this scene of sweet, fully naked cuddling. (Oh, and IMDB says Nazis are somehow involved in the plot.) · “L’armee du crime” (imdb.com) · Lola Naymark in “L’armee

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She Had A Policy Of Open Windows

Photo by Jonathan Leder, via Things That Excite Me (thingsthatexciteme.tumblr.com)

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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Je Joue’s G-Ki

From the people who brought you the SaSi comes the G-Ki, a vibrator that hopes to do for the g-spot what the SaSi did for the clitoris. Let’s get one thing out of the way right off the bat: the G-Ki is not a SaSi that’s been modified to stimulate

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Young Girls Pay The Price For Wisdom In “Pure Cherry Girls 3″

The fruit of the tree has never tasted sweeter than it does in “Pure Cherry Girls 3.” Sit back and watch the innocence bleed out of these young angels, like a Polaroid left out in the sun. What subtle mystery exists in the naivete of youth, what magical elixir, that

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Is Megan Fox Topless On The Set Of “Passion Play”?

What’s this? Someone got spy photos of Megan Fox shooting a scene for “Passion Play”…and she’s topless? Why yes, it does appear that that’s the case. Of course, she’s also holding her arm across her chest in every single photo…and if that last Megan Fox “topless” scene is any indication,

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The Most Stimulating Number: Top Ten Amateur 69 Sex Videos

The 69th position, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways—upside down, side by side, on a bed, in a tub, on the couch. Orally, mutually, numerically sexy. There may be countless ways to get down orally with a partner, but the ultimate act of commitment is the

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Hustler’s Porn Parody Line Up Continues To Shock And Awe

For those of you who thought Hustler’s porn parodies had gone too far: oh, they haven’t even begun yet. Among the list of their upcoming titles: “This Ain’t Avatar XXX” and “This Ain’t Glee XXX.” (hustlerworld.com)

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Amanda Palmer Lights Up Her The Golden Globes

Amanda Palmer Lights Up Her The Golden Globes

We gotta say, we really like Amanda Palmer’s style. From releasing naked pictures of herself on the internet to her shenanigans on the red carpet for NBC’s Golden Globes party…the girl really knows how to get attention. (gofugyourself.celebuzz.com, via foomanbar)

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