Archive | November 10, 2009
Adriana Lima

Adriana Lima’s Breasts Are The Latest Fashion Statement

It’s a style that asserts femininity. It seems to say, “They’re not boobs, they’re breasts, damn it—and they will be treated as such.” That’s just fine by us. Everyone knows we’ve always supported fashion that accentuates nudity, rather than hides it. Take a note, fashion designers: this is what we’re

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Tasting Marie Luv

Tasting Marie Luv

What does the love of Marie Luv taste like? We can only guess (and we’re guessing it tastes like rainbows)…but Mr. Marcus knows. That lucky bastard. · Buy “Pulp Friction” (gamelink.com)

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Sink To Her Level

Ryo Shinohara (idols69.net)

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Fleshbot PSI: Who

Fleshbot PSI: Who’s That Mystery Girl?

Noble readers: you believe in love, don’t you? Well, one of your fellow Fleshbottians has fallen in love—and needs your help to see that love through! This mystery girl is the object of the reader’s affection. Who is she? Where did she come from? Where does she get naked most

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Erin Taylor (Fucking Machines)

Erin Taylor (Fucking Machines)

  * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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Christina Ricci To Strip Off For “After.Life”

Good news, Christina Ricci fans! All signs are pointing to, “Yes, Christina Ricci will be nude in the upcoming ‘After.Life.’” Why the news makes us so happy, we just want to celebrate…by reliving some of her past nude scenes. Above, Christina Ricci in “Prozac Nation” and “Black Snake Moan.” Only

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We’re Too Tired For Sex Today

We’re just going to lie around, grab some butt, maybe suck a titty or two. It’s chill. And our lady-friend knows the drill. It’s one thing to be in bed wearing a thong, but when she’s wearing a thong and some fuzzy socks, it’s time for some Advanced Snuggling. And

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Alanna Hensley (Playboy’s All Naturals)

  * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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Sweaty Calvin Klein Billboard Raises Eyebrows, Erections

Calvin Klein can’t seem to catch a break. They already caught flak for this billboard in SoHo, and now people are upset over this new advertisement. What is wrong with New York these days? Maybe Calvin Klein thought if they diminished the number of sexual participants, maybe showed some “traditional”

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Ode To Joy

Ode To Joy

Via SlutSoft (slutsoft.tumblr.com)

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What Lies "Behind The Red Door"? A Whole Lot Of Sexy

What Lies "Behind The Red Door"? A Whole Lot Of Sexy

There are many reasons to see Carlos Batts’s “Behind the Red Door.” The first, and most obvious, is that it stars April Flores. But you should also see it to witness the glory of Syd Blakovich as a femme. Yes, beautiful butch Syd Blakovich dons a bright red wig (the

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It’s Raining, It’s Pouring, Leah Francis Is Gorgeous

It may not rhyme, but it’s the honest truth: there is much moisture and Leah Francis is pleasing to look at. In the interview, she notes that photo shoot would’ve been sexier had she whipped out some oil. Silly, Leah Francis! Oil and water don’t mix. But if we could

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“Gossip Girl” (And Hilary Duff) Learns That Three Is The Magic Number

Wondering what the kids these days are up to? Apparently, they’re having threeways! At least this is what we surmised from last night’s “Gossip Girl,” which is the most accurate portrait of the youth that we know. Tame, kiss-heavy threeways—but hey, you gotta start somewhere, right? And if we do

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Here Kitty, Kitty

Snow Black (ishotmyself.com)

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Meet Kate, The (Naked Alt DIY Girl) Pride Of Rotherham

Kate is twenty years old, lives in Rotherham, and has starred in music videos for White Lies and XX Teens. We can think of a XX (or even XXX!) video we wouldn’t mind seeing her in…music optional. (frontarmy.co.uk)

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“Barely Legal Bubble Butts” Drive Us Nuts

Jenny Hendrix, Alexis Texas, Rachel Milan, Kristina Rose, and Aubrey Addams have many things in common, but one of them stands out more than most. Way out. Yes, we’re talking about their sweet, phat, barely legal, chubby ass cheeks. This week, director Van Styles brings together this all star cast

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We’d Rather Have Christian Serratos Going Naked, Too

We were under the impression that “Twilight” was targeting a tween audience—but with all the skin its stars have been showing, it seems like they might be looking to attract an older age group. First we had Ashley Greene’s (alleged!) nude pix and, ahem, other assorted sexiness; now co-star Christian

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Why We Sleep Naked: Top Ten Amateur Morning Sex Videos

Why We Sleep Naked: Top Ten Amateur Morning Sex Videos

Some people spend their mornings lazing in bed, some drink their coffee and rush to work, some don’t get up until noon. Us? We prefer starting the day off with some good old-fashioned fucking. And we’re not the only ones. We’ve tracked down a few couples who really know how

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God’s Hand, Coming To A Boob Near You

If you thought the Victoria’s Secret Miraculous Push-up Bra was the hot new titty tamer on the market, then you should check this out. It’s God’s Hand on your breasts. When it comes down to it, you have a choice: you can either have a push-up bra that claws at

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The Rolling Hills Of Idaho

Idaho (sexoteric.com)

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