Well, hellooo Courtney Love! (And a super extra special hello to Courtney Love’s nipples, too—it’s so lovely to see you!) (taxidrivermovie.com)

It’s unanimous: we love girls’ asses…and so do Faye and Tatiana, judging by the enthusiasm with which they go after each other’s. With that kind of gusto, it’s no wonder they ended up in Asseaters Uanaimous.

(That is a support group for girls addicted to ass, right? Because a few more clips like this one, and we might need the number for the New York chapter…if you know what we’re saying.)

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Gracie Glam masturbates (as would you) in a camper in the middle of California’s windswept high desert. Just outside stands Tanner Mayes, her masturbation fodder. “You’re 18 now,” breathes Mayes. “You don’t have to do this alone.”

It is both hard to imagine and a solid fact about porn that Tanner Mayes is now a veteran of it, and has been cast as starstruck Gracie’s mentor. Should the delicious Ms. Glam stay around for eight more months she, too, will be almost senatorial by comparison with the young Turkettes disembarking Porn Valley’s Greyhounds.

Anyway, Glam has been jilling off to Tanner’s pictorial in a recent issue of Hustler. Lucky for both of them, this camper scene leads off Hustler’s “Barely Legal 98,” a nice effort and return to form for the series, which itself played tutor to about a jillion imitators.

“Your cookie is so tight,” says Mayes to Glam, and do we detect a hint of nostalgia from the 20-year-old star? Perhaps not, but rest assured we’d like Tanner’s cookies if they were rolling around loose in the bag with a bunch of raisins and unidentifiable things.

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Even before he was undressing the janes of “Hung,” Thomas Jane knew how to get a lady hot and bothered—and how to get them to go wild onscreen. Case in point: Lauren German‘s masturbation scene in “Dark Country.”

True, it’s not the nakedest scene (or, well, even naked at all), but it’s got us tingling in all the right places. Though whether that’s a testament to Thomas Jane’s ladykilling abilities, or just Lauren German’s seductive air, we’ll never know (though after a bit of thought, we’re kinda leaning toward the latter).

· Lauren German In “Dark Country” (more @ movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)
· “Dark Country” (imdb.com)

We’ve found a much better way to make bathtime lots of fun…we won’t spoil the surprise for you, but if you put your thinking cap on, we’re pretty sure you’ll be able to guess. (We’re kind of predictable like that.)

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If, like us, you’ve been hotly anticipating Evil Angel‘s “Pure,” you’ll be pleased to know it’s now available for purchase. Still on the fence about this awesome Asian feature? You’ll be pleased to know the trailer is embedded below.

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Some porns you watch, you play along at home with the actors, you get off, and go to sleep. And then there are films that facilitate an identity crisis.

Shay Jordan Slippage

Studio: Digital Playground
Director: Celeste
Cast: Shay Jordan, Daisy Marie, Jandi Lin, Nautica Thorn, Britney Amber, Nika Noir, Priva, Karina Kay, Ben English, Danny Mountain, Johnny Sins, Tommy Gunn

The first thing you see is Karina Kay writing on the floor, calves bound to thighs, touching herself. This is a marvelously hot way to roll the opening credits.

What you don’t realize is that you’ve essentially watched the whole movie.

In almost every scene, Karina Kay is elaborately bound and placed to the side of the action. So just as Shay and Daisy Marie are freed and fucked out of their nylon ropes, you see Karina on the bed, facing away from the threesome. What is she doing there? No idea. Do they ever touch her? Nope.

Of course, the cast manages to get along fine by themselves. Shay and Daisy are ravenous. Priva and Danny Mountain carry on an intimate anal scene from the comforts of an armchair. Shay’s other scenes, one with Danny and the other with Nika Noir and Johnny Sins, are both delightfully spank-heavy. Without fail, all of the scenes are rough and sweaty.

Save for Karina, none of the girls are too hindered by their ropes. Jandi Lin, in one scene, holds Britney Amber’s by her leash, and cockchokes her on Tommy Gunn.

Tommy, actually, is the most demobilized member of the cast, as one scene has him completely cocooned in saran wrap. He just lies there like a steak as Nautica Thorn rubs him through the plastic. Eventually she frees him, but part of me wishes she hadn’t. Something about Nautica only popping out his penis and hands (the useful parts) and riding him, plastic and all, is fun to watch in a mummy-sex kind of way.

Meanwhile, Karina’s just sitting there, watching. Hanging out. Sporting more rope than a Spanish galleon. Looking bored. Not even masturbating.

At one point, Nautica looks at her and says, “You know you want some.”

It is then you know for sure that this is all in Karina’s head. And her own masturbatory fantasy is staring back at her.

It is then you realize you are Karina Kay.

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Since its founding in 1974, Hustler quickly gained the reputation of being the leader in raunchy hardcore fun. Hustler’s website only helps to maintain this solid reputation.

The site is brimming with hundreds of full-length videos and thousands of pictures. Add to this tons of Hustler centerfolds and other magazine content. Recently, the site was redesigned and looks great! It’s easy to navigate, and there are loads of updates to the content.

If you have a favorite girl, Hustler’s deep catalogue offers up porn stars from the past to the present. If centerfolds and vanilla sex aren’t your thing, then being a member of this site gets you access to dozens of ancillary sites guaranteed to satisfy the fetishist in everyone. From busty beauties, Asian girls, MILFs, squirters, and heavy BDSM, it’s all in these extra sites!

The movie downloads are DRM free and offered in the good-looking Windows Media format, or you can stream them as MPEG for Flash version. The downloads were fast, and can be viewed in a full-screen mode.

Even their recent library of porn parodies are available to view here. Everything from “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX” to “The Da Vinci Load” and tried and true titles such as “Barely Legal” and “Real College Girls” – it’s a veritable buffet of sexual delights once you start surfing around the site.

The hardcore from Hustler is unparalleled. With tons of content, Hustler.com is going to keep you busy for a very long time.

· Hustler (hustler.com)

We have a few passions in life here at Fleshbot HQ: and scantily clad girls, alcoholic energy drinks (RIP Sparks), and hockey happen to be among them. This commercial features all three of those. Clearly, someone’s targeting us.

And it’s kind of working. We’re totally down to get some Octane 7.0 in our system right now…too bad we’d have to drive to Quebec to get it. Sorry, scantily clad ladies—we’re not that persuaded by your jiggly bits. Almost, but not…oh, who are we kidding? Somebody fire up the car.

· They Shoot Better Commercials In Quebec, Don’t They? (my.thescore.com, via Deadspin)

There are so many breasts on French television, the citizens are actually shocked when a woman makes it through an episode fully clothed (or so we assume). Julie Judd does not disappoint the masses.

Her roll in the hay bed features just enough boob to keep the masses appeased. Though if she’d like to show off a little (or a lot) more in the future, we feel sure she’d have the support of the nation. And this nation, too.

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CelebsOnly is reporting rumors of a Sarah Silverman/Jimmy Kimmel sex tape which they allegedly have screenshots from. Are we excited? Yeah…though if this turns out to be some sort of “I’m Fucking Matt Damon” joke, we’re gonna be pissed. (celebsonly.com)

Our new best friends Lesbian Provocateur came around this week to drop a sizzling new Sapphic tale featuring thirteen beautiful young horny women—and throwing in everything (including the good silverware_.

Their names seem anonymous enough, like runaways or aspiring pop stars—or sexy lesbian runaways turning mind blowing lesbian street tricks while aspiring to be pop stars. Amira, Orina, Sasha, Alisa, Felicity, Wendy, Murka, Tasha, Marley, Lauren, Reagan, Ivanka, and Aaralyn all hide behind casual, non-threatening first names, embracing the wasteland of disposable culture that they were spawned into, owning it, transforming it into a sexy lesbian paradise beyond anything we ever imagined was possible.

When we daydream about young European girls and their casual sexual ways, we imagine them doing exactly these kinds of things with each other, licking and kissing and stuffing kitchen utensils up into each other. These girls love licking snatch, live to lap up perfectly puckered asshole like a sexy little fuckable kitten lapping up a saucer of cream, and can’t go a single day without getting opened up while their gorgeous firm titties smashed up against the firm breasts of another insatiable rug muncher.

The scene between Felicity (the one who looks like a young, Euro Megan Fox) and her lovely friend Sasha caught our attention, with Sasha feeding about a foot and a half of a pink, jelly dildo up into the beautiful crack of Felicity’s sweet, bubble ass. Trust us, you will know it when you see it. We can’t get the image of her reaching the end and the long, mesmerizing moan that escapes Felicity’s cherry red lips.

“Brief Encounters” releases next week from New Sensations and Lesbian Provocateur, but you can check out a sample of the magic below. A word of caution though—once you see these images you won’t be able to get them out of your head for days. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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There’s many a “geek” girl out there who couldn’t tell you the difference between Star Trek and Star Wars—but Phoenix Askani is not one of them. At Exxxotica, she explained to us just how geeky she is…

…and let us in on some of her geekier fantasies. Oh Phoenix, now you’ve got us thinking about what you could do if you had Jean Grey’s powers—and believe us, we’d pay good money to see that!

· Phoenix Askani on Burning Angel (burningangel.com)
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In a highly unforeseen move, Nuts has devoted an entire photo spread to what they’re calling “utterly brilliant boobs.” What will those crazy kids do next—devote a whole issue to the joys of the naked female form?

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Most famous women shoot their first nude (or semi-nude) photos for outlets like Playboy, Maxim, Nuts..i-D…Eva Longoria, on the other hand, decided to skirt the nudie mag scene entirely and expose herself to Citizen K.

Yes, there, in the pages of a magazine few have ever heard of, lies Eva Longoria’s nipple. Is this a sign of things to come, a hint of future nudity? We can only hope that Eva’s sending us a message…and that, uh, she’ll turn up in the pages of our friendly neighborhood lad mag (or at least i-D) sometime in the next few months.

· Eva Longoria Nipple Slip in Citizen K (egotastic.com)