How often have we had sex while drunk? 10 million times? And when are we going to realize that a flesh and blood partner is but a drab, complaining substitute for that beer can we can’t seem to disengage from? Enter the Hiney Can. Literally. From either end!. This ingenious
Friends: they pick you up when you’re feeling down, carry heavy boxes when you’re moving across town, and, of course, strap one on and give you a nice pounding when you’re feeling the need to get your dyke on. Okay, that last one might just be our friends…but at least
Photo by Ellen Stagg (staggstreet.com) Model: Masuimi Max (masuimimax.com)
Our quest to determine whether these breasts really belong to Rihanna continues: and we’ve just gotten the biggest boon of all (save for actual topless pictures). Observe: Rihanna in a seethrough wifebeater. From this we can see not only the size and shape of her boobs, but also confirm that,
The Amanda Seyfried/Megan Fox liplock in “Jennifer’s Body” may be a tad disappointing—but at least some filmmakers still know how to do sapphic smooching right. Perhaps Diablo Cody’s next film could take inspiration from “Dark Rising”? · “Dark Rising” (movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)
D-Cups. A Latina. A blowjob. Was there ever a more perfect combination? By the grace of what god have we been granted the chance to observe such poetry in motion? Well, whatever one it is, we’re so converting to that religion, pronto. So, uh, someone let us know when you
If there’s anyone out there who loves Sasha Grey more than we do, it would have to be Vice magazine (or maybe her fiance). They’ve photographed her, videotaped her, given her a book deal…and even interviewed her, too! As far as interviews with Sasha go, this one’s pretty good—there’s a
Looking for a video to cleanse your palate after yesterday’s Rammstein fiasco? We have just the thing. While this video of Katrin Kozy has music and nudity—just like Rammstein’s “Pussy”—in all other ways, they’re exact opposites. For one thing, the music in Katrin’s video is actually good. For another, Rammstein
As a general rule, we can take or leave organized sports (except for “indoor sports,” yukyuk). Sporty girls, however, are the creamy peanut butter to our sweet, tangy jelly (or maybe it’s the other way around?). Elegant Angel has some lovely pictures of the cast of the latest installment of
The Hooters formula is a tried and true success (who can say no to scantily clad women and fatty foods?)—but to be honest, we’ve always found the Hooters uniform to be a little, well, lacking. Maybe it’s those orange shorts, or the tan pantyhose, or that creepy owl—but anyway, what
If you’ve ever wondered what’s underneath the shirt of the girl sitting next to you on the bus (and really, who hasn’t?), the voyeuristic thrill of Mclain D. Swift’s “What Lies Beneath” should be right up your alley. Swift’s photo series offers up a peek beneath the clothes of the
Digging hard into the sweet bubbles of gaping young darlings, Eric Everhard and his posse of massively endowed professional sex workers are at it again, providing seriously needed rectal pleasure to girls in need. This time around Everhard gathers up a stellar bunch of backdoor banging beauties, including Kristina Rose,
British pornstar Ruby Reds is on a mission to set a record: she wants to be at the center of the largest recorded UK gang bang—and she needs your help! As part of Red Hot TV’s Great British Gang Bang, Ruby will be attempting to get her freak on with
There are few pleasures equal to the joy of sitting in front of a warm fire with a fine glass of whiskey—except, perhaps, being by that fire with a fine glass of whisky and a beautiful woman. Thanks to a partnership between scotchmaker Macallan and British photographer Rankin, that exquisite
Been hoping that the craze for porn parodies would die down soon? Keep hoping. Later this year, Hustler will be releasing “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX 2″ and “This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX”—and that’s not all. Already announced for 2010: “This Ain’t Laverne & Shirley XXX,” “This Ain’t Charmed
