Archive | August 27, 2009

There’s A Panty Party At Indie Undies, And Everyone’s Invited

A few months ago we directed you to fledgling site Indie Undies. Well, we’ve just got word that the site has made some improvements in the past half year: they’re now a full-fledged social networking site. Now, you’re probably thinking to yourself, “Hey, Fleshbot, I’m on Facebook and Twitter and

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Eva Angelina And Sammie Rhodes: Bitching, Moaning, And Getting Off

Okay, we think we’ve figured it out: in this clip, Sammie Rhodes is the bitch (in the best possible way, with her skillful domination of Eva Angelina), and Eva’s the one who’s moaning…or is that us that’s making that noise? Or maybe even Sammie? As far as we can tell,

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She’s A Little Tied Up At The Moment

Aisii (aisii.deviantart.com)

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One Little, Two Little…How About “Naughty Little Asians 26″?

Porn has always been celebrated for its bridge-building and stereotype-busting. Here, for example, little Asians are giddily described as “Naughty” rather than “Inscrutable,” “Furtive,” or “Efficient.” Don’t know about you, but it makes me want to have sex with them. Coyly regarding us as they fold back the flap on

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Hanna (Hanna’s Honeypot)

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Lily Allen Edges One Step Closer To Nudism

Lily Allen, who’s rocked many a seethrough top, has now graduated to seethrough pants. Perhaps one day she’ll bless us with an entirely seethrough outfit—or maybe even dispense with the pretense altogether, and just become a nudist. We, for one, would be entirely supportive of that choice. The naturist movement

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Been Caught Cheatin’

As a general rule, we prefer to assume that the amateur tapes we come across online are genuine: that it is, in fact, this girl’s first time on camera, that that dude really picked up the waitress at a Chili’s… But sometimes we see something that even we have to

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Smokie Flame vs. Alexa Von Tess (Ultimate Surrender)

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Punk Rock Pussycat Dolls Take Porn World By Storm

Are the “Punk Rock Pussycat Dolls” anything like the regular style pussycat dolls? God willing, they’re much, much sexier. (burningangel.com)

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What

What’s Cookin’, Good Lookin’?

Kelly V (altporn.net)

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The 100 Meter Dash…In Bodypaint

Sports uniforms have always seemed a little unnecessary to us. Sure, the different colors help identify who’s playing against whom, but all that fabric seems like it just gets in the way of the body’s natural movement. And now we’ve finally found someone who agrees with us. The geniuses over

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"WKRP" Vs. "WKRP XXX": A Comparison

"WKRP" Vs. "WKRP XXX": A Comparison

Fox may not have been too pleased with “The X-Files: A XXX Parody,” but that hasn’t turned New Sensations off of parodies entirely. They’ve just announced shooting dates for their next one—and this time, they’re taking on WKRP. So how do the porn radio stars take on their sitcom counterparts?

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Afternoon Snack

Kyou (idols69.net)

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How Filthy Is Tori Black?

How Filthy Is Tori Black?

Pretty darn filthy. But you don’t have to take our word for it: the trailer for “Tori Black is Pretty Filthy” makes it rather clear that when it comes to the f word, Tori means business. The full trailer is an astonishing eleven minutes long—seriously, Elegant Angel trailers are more

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Mayhem’s “Cum Inside Me White Boy” Ushers In New Era

Porn director Sammy Slater matches up horny white men with luscious black girls, pumping them hard and fast and leaving a gallon of population pudding creamed up inside their swollen and satisfied snatches. His cast of sweet, juicy sistas with load thirsty va-jay-jay’s includes Destiny Day, Samone Taylor, Eve Madison,

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The Babes (And Butts) Of Beach Volleyball

For years we’ve been on the fence about beach volleyball: on the one hand, it happens on a beach, and the players wear bikinis and jump up and down. On the other hand…uh, we can’t think of any negatives, actually. And after browsing through this gallery of the “ass”ets of

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Obamania: For The Ones Who Really Love Obama

Obamania: For The Ones Who Really Love Obama

There are those of us who love Obama. There are those of us who’ve secretly (or not so secretly) fantasized about Obama. Then there are those of us who have reenvisioned the 44th president as a beautiful, naked woman. Photographer Uwe Ommer (who you may remember from his “Do It

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Geri Halliwell’s Got A Brand New Bikini

After a harrowing search, Geri Halliwell has finally found a bikini that fits her properly. Okay, so there’s a little bit of underboob, and maybe she has to adjust the top a little bit, but..well, who cares. She’s still hot. Geri Halliwell (egotastic.com) Geri Halliwell (egotastic.com) Geri Halliwell (egotastic.com) Geri

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Modern Living

Photo by Ellen Stagg (staggstreet.com) Model: Bella Vendetta (bellavendetta.com)

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“Entourage” Features Niki Huey And Her, Uh, Entourage

With all the excitement over this week’s episode of “Hung” giving us a two-for-one deal on celebrity toplessness, we kinda forgot to tune into “Entourage.” It’s a mistake we won’t be repeating. Sure, “Entourage” may not be as reliably naked as its vampiric and gigolotastic cousins, but when they do

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