Archive | August 4, 2009

Sexlets: The Gum That Lets You Sex

Pills require a prescription, and those sketchy packets of bodega “male enhancer” are just, well, sketchy. So why not source your erection enhancing needs out to a chewing gum? A sexy chewing gum, that is. Sexlets Gum—differentiated from other gums by the sexy lady on the package—is chock full of

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Porn, Through The Eyes Of Kramer

Porn, Through The Eyes Of Kramer

If Seinfeld’s Kramer created a porn, what would it look like? New Sensations offers one interpretation (though personally, we’d envision it just a tad differently…) · Buy “Seinfeld – A XXX Parody” (gamelink.com) · “Seinfeld – A XXX Parody” (seinfeldxxx.com) ***** Previously: “Seinfeld XXX”: Festivus Comes Early And Often With

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You Want A Piece Of Me?

Ryo Akanishi (japanav18.com, via jheat.com)

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“This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX” Vs. “Saved By The Bell”: A Comparison

Have you heard the news about “Saved by the Bell”? No, we’re not talking about that lame reunion…we’re talking about the “Saved by the Bell” porno that Hustler’s been hard at work on. As per usual, we’ve secured a copy of the porno cast list, and have compared the originals

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Eve Angel (Super Glam)

  * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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Last Night On "Weeds": Mary Louise Parker Shows What Her Boobs Are Capable Of

Last Night On "Weeds": Mary Louise Parker Shows What Her Boobs Are Capable Of

It seems the rumors that Mary Louise Parker regretted showing her breasts on “Weeds” were greatly exaggerated: last night, she showed them again. And engaged in some adult breastfeeding action, to boot (is it any wonder we love this show?) · “Weeds” (sho.com)

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While We Were Out

You may have noticed some technical troubles over at Fleshbot yesterday—though we were posting away normally, many of you couldn’t get to our posts. Here’s a handy guide to some posts you won’t want to miss: · “Everybody Loves Lucy”…and they get to fuck her, too. · Titsiphone: Because you

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A Wonderful Blowjob Is a Joy Forever

There are many things to love about this clip. There’s the adorable girl, her wonderful fellatio skills, the bathroom mirror cinematography; but what touches us the most are the looks of sheer joy that repeatedly pass over this girl’s face. Yes, this is what it looks like when a girl

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Jelena Jensen (Hustler Taboo)

  * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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The New Breed Of High End Smut Mags

The print industry may be dying, but high end erotic mags are (apparently) still going strong. The Pipeline has an overview of some of the new (and not so new) additions to the genre. (pipeline.refinery29.com)

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Better Than Seashells

Better Than Seashells

Domai (boobieblog.com)

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Kimberly Kane And Ashlynn Brooke In “The X-Files: A Dark XXX Parody”

Just as Fox Mulder wanted aliens to be real, we keep hope alive that adult parodies can be legitimate expressions of the pornic arts. That’s why we are curious as a randy chupacabra about this “X-Files” parody. Starring Kimberly Kane as Dana Scully and the dreamy Anthony Rosano as Mulder

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Jennifer Love Hewitt, Bikini Tennis Champion

Q: Why is Jennifer Love Hewitt playing tennis in a bikini? A: Do you really need a reason for something this awesome? (egotastic.com)

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Danny Case Unveils Porn’s Next Big Thing With “Big Butt Oil Orgy”

Every now and then, Porn Valley comes up with an idea that is so powerful (and profitable) that it needs nothing else. No special effects, no cliff hangers, just hot sweaty oily sex with girls with huge wonderful asses. This week, 3rd Degree introduces the world to that idea with

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Lights, Camera, Action

Lazerbunny (lazerbunny.com)

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Microkini-Beach: Bikinis You Can See Through

Microkini-Beach: Bikinis You Can See Through

If you ask us, the problem with most bikinis is that they’re just too darn big. Also, they leave way too much to the imagination. Thank heavens for Microkini-Beach: their microkinis are the kind of swimwear we like to see! Er, well…see through, at least. Many thanks to the lovely

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"Screwballs": The 80s Teen Sex Comedy That Puts "Porky

"Screwballs": The 80s Teen Sex Comedy That Puts "Porky’s" To Shame

There were many wonderful things about the 1980′s—but one of the best would have to be all the T&A that got crammed into those delightful teen sex comedies. And there may be no better example of this than “Screwballs”—which, as luck would have it, is about to be released on

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Jennifer Lopez Showcases Her Assets

Last week we asked you to weigh in on whether Kim Kardashian or Jennifer Lopez had the better ass. You heard the arguments for both (back)sides—but now J. Lo would like to present her rebuttal. (taxidrivermovie.com)

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Sex Blog Roundup: All The Senses

Before you check out our favorite sex-blog posts of the week, turn on all your senses. You’ll need them. Join AlwaysArousedGirl for a tour through touch, taste, smell, sight and that other one we never can remember after the jump. What happens when some of our favorite bloggers pay close

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“Hazel Does Hollywood” (And Brings A Plot With Her)

“Hazel Does Hollywood” is a t-girl porn unlike almost any other—it has a plot. Yes, someone finally realized that there are people out there who might like their t-girl porno action with a little bit of a storyline. And—bless their hearts!—it looks like they actually came up with a storyline

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