Michelle Marsh once tried to weigh her boobs, but supermarket security kicked her out before she could read the weight on the produce scale. They were probably worried she’d break it.

Michelle Marsh
Michelle Marsh
Michelle Marsh
Michelle Marsh

Today in misleading porn names: Riley Shy. We’re not sure what a “riley” is supposed to be, but we can assure you that there’s absolutely nothing shy about this girl.

Or if there ever was, Tom Byron has done his best to bring her out of her shell. And succeeded, by leaps and bounds. Tom, we owe you one. Hell, we owe you several.

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Previously: Tom Byron Makes It Look Effortless In “King of Coochie 5″

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We’re on to you, i-D Magazine. First you get Lily Allen topless, now Evan Rachel Wood’s lithe, nude body is in the pages of your publication…this is all an attempt to postpone the death of print media, isn’t it.

And with the oldest trick in the book, too! Well, you won’t fool us. Though if you manage to recruit ScarJo as your next victim celebrity supporter, we might well start donating to your cause.

Evan Rachel Wood (egotastic.com)
Evan Rachel Wood (egotastic.com)

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The Laker Girl auditions are pretty much what you’d expect: the girls are bubbly, beautiful, and wearing about as much clothing as your average Laker Girl. And in some cases, even less.

· Laker Girl Auditions 2009 (laist.com)

As children, our favorite playground activity was sliding down the slide. As adults, we’re more fond of the swings—any guesses why?

Sure, the playground may seem like child’s play, but we (and our friends in this video, too) have found some decidedly adult uses for our favorite childhood rides. Why should kids have all the fun, right?

· Fucking on the Playground (xtube.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

You know when they say “They don’t make ‘em like they used to”? We’re pretty sure they’re referring to movies like “Immoral Tales,” a French flick from the 1970s that seems to have more nudity than plot.

And not just the occasional breast or nipple shot: we’re talking straight up full frontal, and quite a bit of it, too. Oh, to be in the 1970′s again…or at least to be in France.

This · “Immoral Tales” (imdb.com)
· “Immoral Tales” (more @ bzvideoclips.net)

Faye Reagan (dailypoa.com)

They hang out with topless girls! And read swank lad mags! Who knew that Batman was such a fan of ZOO? (Think he reads Fleshbot too?) (zootoday.com)

As part of a “clean hotels” initiative, a Minnesota county public health department is asking local government in Rochester to put a stop to pay-per-view porn in hotels. Good thing we always bring our own. (xbiz.com, thumbnail)

It’s no real secret that Canadian wunderporno creator Eric Everhard loves anal sex. Or, for that matter, that he will share this love with the world for a modest sum.

So when we heard that he was releasing a fifth volume of “This Butt’s 4 U,” his amazing Jules Jordan anal series (albeit still bearing the brunt of the same antediluvian title), we were far from surprised. It’s not like we thought he was going to resurrect smut’s failed experiment with Nietzsche porn, right? Given his particular talent, endowed by his creator, labeling him a life support system for a cock is both a compliment and a benediction. We’re hard pressed to believe he’s losing sleep over it.

Everhard blends a nice mix of stretchy young Euro sphincter with all-American ripe and ready rectum this time around, letting the ladies’ elastic puckers do the most of the trash talking. With a cast that includes Kirra Lynne, Chayse Evans, Memphis Monroe, Jayden Jaymes, Aletta Ocean, and Kylee Strutt…this is quite the release.

The results are on par with everything we’ve come to expect from Everhard. Memphis Monroe looks particularly stunning with a hard tool crammed all the way up her dirtbox and Aletta Ocean was born to go in through the out door. In the end it’s Jayden James that steals the show. Girls that beautiful are rarely so filthy.

“This Butt’s 4 U 5: drops this week. Don’t ever say America hasn’t been good to you, Mister Everhard.

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Sakurako (jheat.com)

Sometimes it seems like Lady Gaga spends more time with her nipples out of her dress than in it. And god bless her for that. (taxidrivermovie.com)

We’ve been dying for a peek at Keira Knightley‘s breasts, well, ever since we discovered that Keira Knightley existed. So how did we manage to miss getting a peek when “The Edge of Love” came to town this spring?

Who knows, really—but thankfully, the internet has come to our rescue yet again. And while the clip may not be the most full on nudity, we’ll happily accept whatever smidge of nudity Keira would like to give us (and at least there are no suspenders blocking our view this time.).

· “The Edge of Love” (imdb.com)
· Keira Knightley – “The Edge of Love” (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Last summer, April Flores appeared on the cover of Bizarre Magazine—and the sales jumped through the roof, making that very issue Bizarre’s best of 2008. This month, she’s back on the cover, decked out in full pinup regalia.

The full shoot is over at Bizarre’s website. And because Bizarre loves you, they also managed to snag a video of the one and only April on the set of her shoot. She’s even cuter when she’s moving around!

· April Flores: interview and photos (bizarremag.com)
· April Flores: video (bizarremag.com)

We like big butts and we cannot lie. That’s why we have nothing but good thoughts about booty spanking during sex. A little discipline never hurt anyone, especially when it involves sexy women on their knees.

These couples know how to add a little kink to their sex lives, finding a happy medium between pleasure and pain. The women in these videos enjoy every moment of their painful punishment—almost as much as we do.

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Half-Asian MILF Assfucked w/ATM (yuvutu.com)

FR Woman Spanking Exhib (pornhub.com)

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Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Bar Refaeli may not have (really) posed nude yet, but at least by the grace of German GQ, we’re able to ogle her nipples through a very seethrough top. Hmm, our diabolical plan seems to be working… (dailypoa.com)

Cinema Erotique (cinemaerotique.com)