Archive | July 15, 2009
Football Parody Porn Set To Change The Way You View John Madden

Football Parody Porn Set To Change The Way You View John Madden

And now for something completely bizarre: X-Play has just announced the upcoming release of “Not Monday Night Football XXX.” Well, with all those tight ends going deep, it was bound to happen eventually. What’s the vision for this soon-to-be-released porn epic, you ask? Director Will Ryder (of course) puts it

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Going For The Girls, Two At A Time

Going For The Girls, Two At A Time

Sure, we know we’re supposed to take things slow, to savor the moment, to take our time—but some times we don’t want to. Sometimes we want to be greedy, and go for the girls two at a time. Okay, it’s not just greed, pure and simple: when we take the

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What Lies Beneath

What Lies Beneath

Hitomi Hayasaka (juicyasia.com, via jheat.com)

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"Donkey Booty": Not To Be Confused With "Don Quixote"

"Donkey Booty": Not To Be Confused With "Don Quixote"

Boy, I’ll never make that mistake again. But it got me to wondering: why would a woman appreciate having her ass be compared to a sterile odd-toed ungulate? I needed to watch the movie to define the term in context. But it didn’t happen. Apparently a donkey booty is a

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Kira (Rookie Babe)

  * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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Charlotte Gainsbourg Blesses Us With Nudity In "Antichrist"

Charlotte Gainsbourg Blesses Us With Nudity In "Antichrist"

Lars von Trier’s “Antichrist” won’t be in American theaters until this fall—but you can see Charlotte Gainsbourg’s hotly anticipated nude scene right here, right now. Well, “see” might be a bit of a stretch, as the clip is extremely poor quality. But if you squint a little, it’s almost like

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Best Of Babelogs: Gummy Worm Day Edition

Best Of Babelogs: Gummy Worm Day Edition

Our babes come in many flavors… · Asuka Kirara (hq69.com) · Brea Bennett (kindgirls.com) · Charlie (amazingbimbos.com) · Georgia Jones (galm0ur.com) · Haley (nextdoormania.com) · Jenya (dailyniner.com) · Kacey (labatidora.net) · LaTaya Roxx, Maggie Green, & Rebecca Jessop (babesmachine.com) · Lindsey Strutt (bigboobsalert.com) · Luisa (babesdiary.com) · Micaela (babesanatomy.com) ·

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We Want To Get Away…To Bed

When the weight of the world is getting to be too much, when life’s little stresses feel like one very big problem, when you just want to get away from it all…we know one place that’s always waiting for you. Bed: that wonderful, beautiful vacation from everything you don’t want

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Jenaveve Jolie (Ass Titans)

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Spike Offers Seven Pornstars You Can Take Home To Mom

Spike Offers Seven Pornstars You Can Take Home To Mom

Were we to bring a pornstar home to Mom, we’d probably say, “Hey Mom, meet this awesome pornstar!” Then again, our mother is very liberal (look what her daughter does for a living!). If your mother is not quite so liberal, however, you might find some use in Spike’s list

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A Light Snack

Rory and Khalia (fluffyflippancies.tumblr.com)

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Denise Richards Exposes Her Life (And Herself) On TV

Denise Richards Exposes Her Life (And Herself) On TV

Shockingly, we somehow managed to remain oblivious of the fact that Denise Richards has her very own reality show—one that involves her and her friends getting topless on the beach. (well, at least in the uncensored international version). We’d say something about how we were totally going to have to

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Keeley Hazell’s 2010 Calendar Confirms Our Suspicions

We’ve suspected for a while now that our dear Keeley Hazell might have—gasp!—given up the naked girl gig, and moved into what’s known as “non-naked modeling.” And the preview for her 2010 calendar seems to offer confirmation. Yes, fair Keeley—once known predominantly for her expansive, and usually uncovered, bosom—seems to

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A Warning Label On “Naughty Nanny #2″ Would Be Nice

Smash Pictures explores what is unquestionably one of the strongest sexual archetypes known to mankind in the second volume of their “Naughty Nanny” series, directed by Kevin Moore. Coming in only behind Cheerleaders, Nurses, Psychiatrists, Lunch Ladies, Flight Attendants, Bikini Models, Strippers, Escorts, Used Car Saleswomen, Postal Service Workers, News

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A Lady Can Sit However She Damn Well Pleases

Virginie (sexoteric.com)

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Richard Kern Dips Into The Archives

Richard Kern Dips Into The Archives

Legendary photographer Richard Kern has been photographing naked girls for a long time—longer than we’ve been (legally) ogling photos of naked girls, even. And now he’s reliving some of his favorite naked girl moments—and letting us watch! · Richard Kern: Archival Girls (viceland.com)

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The Boobs Of “Miss March”

Hey, remember “Miss March,” that sexy comedy somehow involving The Whitest Kids U Know and Hugh Hefner? Yeah, we’d pretty much forgotten about it too, but then we happened up some clips…and you might say the boobs jogged our memory. Unfortunately, boobs seem to be about the only thing this

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Payback Baby! Arrives In Style

A few months ago, we alerted you to the imminent arrival of Danish altporn site, Payback Baby! Well, the site’s gone live, and we’ve taken a look inside (and brought back this gallery to share with you!). Like most sites of the alt persuasion, Payback Baby! is set up as

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Wild Women Fighting: Top Ten Bikini Wrestling Videos

Professional wrestling doesn’t quite make our hot list, but hot girls wrestling in bikinis is a sport we’ll eagerly watch. Especially when they’re covered in honey, jello, or mud—hell, even without wrestling lubricant, these girls look good. As our time-old lesbian obsession attests, everything’s just better with a little girl-on-girl

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When Leah Met Emma…And Everyone Got Naked

“When Leah Met Emma” may not have the mass recognition of, say, “When Harry Met Sally,” but we feel certain it’s only a matter of time before the two artistic masterpieces are viewed on equal footing. Leah Francis and Emma Frain (dailypoa.com) Leah Francis and Emma Frain (dailypoa.com) Leah Francis

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