Archive | July 9, 2009

69 Perfects The Art Of The Tease

If less is more, then 69′s cropped porn snaps are a cornucopia of filthy goodness. The tumblog offers small hints of the action occurring in full photos, zooming in on one hot section of what’s going on. Tired of being teased? Thankfully, the site offers links to its source material—so

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New! Different! Fleshbot!

Loyal readers of Fleshbot! You may have noticed that we just got a makeover. There’ve been a few changes to how things work—and here’s an overview of what to expect. Image and video embedding in comments: Comments now have an option to upload images and easily embed YouTube videos. So

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MILFday Is Our Favorite Day Of The Week

MILFday Is Our Favorite Day Of The Week

Sure, barely legal babes are all fine and dandy…but it’s MILFs who have the wisdom and experience to really turn our crank. With the years in the field, they’ve learned all the right moves…and just when to use them. Today’s MILF of the moment is Kristal Summers, whose powers of

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Lazy Thursday

Lazy Thursday

Photo by Ellen Stagg (staggstreet.com) Model: Athena Fatale (athenafatale.com)

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Lily Allen Takes It Off For I-D Magazine

Lily Allen Takes It Off For I-D Magazine

What is it about Lily Allen that always makes us smile? Is it her friendly nature? Her sense of whimsy? Her third nipple? The fact that she’s always showing her third nipple? We may never know…but we’re guessing it’s #4. Lily Allen (egotastic.com)

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Lisa Ann (Suze.net)

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The Boobs Of "Van Wilder: Freshman Year"

The Boobs Of "Van Wilder: Freshman Year"

Like their teen counterparts, sexy college romps are heavily dependent on boobs to further their plot (or at least make you forget about the lack of one). Perfect example: “Van Wilder: Freshman Year.” This classic arrives on DVD next week, but you can enjoy the boobtacular goodness right here, right

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Are These Nude Photos Of The Dresden Dolls

Are These Nude Photos Of The Dresden Dolls’ Amanda Palmer? (Yes.)

Last night, we received a tip on some (alleged) nude photos of Amanda Palmer from the Dresden Dolls, who’s apparently making excellent use of her webcam. What say you, readers: real or ruse? And if they’re real, should we be worried about Neil Gaiman getting all aggro on us for

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What A Good Girl, What A Pretty Girl, What A Star

Though there are many women who can make a living from having sex on camera, and quite a few who are really quite talented at it, there are only a handful who are absolutely meant to fuck for an audience. This girl is one of them. We don’t know her

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Corin Riggs (Playboy’s Fresh Faces)

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Anna Kournikova Does It For The Kids

Anna Kournikova Does It For The Kids

Here’s the lovely Anna Kournikova coaching at the Bloomberg Kids Tennis Clinic. Not only is she offering her students killer tennis tips…she’s also giving them a very, very nice view. Anyone know how we enroll in this tennis camp? (hollywoodtuna.com)

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Popsicle, With A Side Of Girl

Harlow and Sarah (altporn.net)

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Chloe Is Back In Porn, For Really Reals

After her turn in “Seasoned Players 9,” some wondered whether porn legend Chloe was back on the scene for good—or if she was just back for one last hurrah. According to Tom Byron, she’s returned for real. Is Chloe just back for one movie, or is she now back in

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When In Sweden, Grab Each Other’s Boobs

We know that men like to imagine that women spend most of their time sitting around topless and comparing one another’s boobs. Alas, that’s not the case at all—unless the women in question are on Swedish Big Brother. Then, of course, it’s a boob baring, boob grabbing, boob shaking good

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Mary Louise Parker Gives Us The Blessing Of Boobs (Again!)

It’s been almost a year, but we still haven’t quite recovered from the thrill of seeing Mary Louise Parker’s boobs on TV. And now that she’s showing them in magazines? We may never leave the house again. (We’re not kidding.) · Mary Louise Parker In Esquire (egotastic.com)

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Babe In The Water

Babe In The Water

Vlada Roslyakova, via Things That Excite Me (thingsthatexciteme.tumblr.com)

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Hotly Anticipated Titles: “Malice In Lalaland”

Wondering what Sasha Grey has been up to this week? America’s Favorite Fuck Slave has been out in the desert, shooting scenes for “Malice in Lalaland.” Yes, she’s Malice. Even better: she shot a scene with the illustrious Keni Styles. We can only imagine what his character might be? The

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The Best Boob Jobs In All The World

The Best Boob Jobs In All The World

Though a bad boob job is one of the greatest tragedies known to man, a good boob job is a joy forever. Join us, won’t you, for a tour of some of the best celebrity boob jobs out there. World’s Best Boob Jobs (celebrityhoneys.com) World’s Best Boob Jobs (celebrityhoneys.com) World’s

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Hot For Teacher: Teacher Accidentally Sends Students Home With Porn

Hot For Teacher: Teacher Accidentally Sends Students Home With Porn

Talk about headlines ripped from our fantasies: a California teacher is in hot water after a DVD she created for her students was discovered to contain footage of her masturbating. (Of course, in our fantasy, all the students are of legal age, and after the footage is discovered, everyone has

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Just Spending Most Our Lives In A Porno Paradise (AKA “Mobster’s Ball #2″)

Wicked contract stars jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Kirsten Price, Mikalya Mendez, and Alektra Blue unleash the full weight of their sexual fury in Brad Armstrong’s gangsta sequel like five angels dancing on the head of a freshly pulled grenade pin. A nihilistic shiver blossoms inside of us, like initial rush

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