Archive | May 15, 2009

Five-A-Day Treat: You Daily Dose Of Babes

You watch your carbs, make sure to take all your vitamins, and eat your fruits and veggies—but are you getting enough babes in your daily diet? We’re betting no. Thankfully, Front and their Famous Five are here to remedy that: five gorgeous girls guaranteed to keep you happy, healthy, and

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They’ve Got All The Angles (And She’s Got All The Curves)

This morning, when you woke up, we know what you were thinking: “If only I could find a video of a beautiful girl in the midst of hot sex.” Coincidentally, we were thinking that too. Alas, we don’t know the name of the girl, or where to find more of

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No Ifs Or Ands... Just Butts!

No Ifs Or Ands… Just Butts!

Photo by Driven By Boredom (drivenbyboredom.com)

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Ashley Olsen Shows Us Some Skin

Ashley Olsen Shows Us Some Skin

Now that the Olsen twins have been legal for almost five years, our national obsession with them has waned a bit. Being savvy businesswomen, they’ve decided to reel us back in by showing some skin. Yes, underneath the wig, that’s the very same Ashley Olsen we’ve been watching all these

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Ariel (Ariel’s Blog)

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Lindsay Maxwell Gets A Very Topless “Revenge”

We know Jessica Biel’s still smarting about seeing “Power Blue” go straight to DVD—but really, she’s taking it too hard. Lots of good movies go straight to DVD—like this soon-to-be classic, for example. So maybe you’ve never heard of “Revenge of the Boarding School Dropouts”… but we’re sure that Lindsay

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Boldly Going Where No Porn Has Gone Before

A look back at the week that was… · Not psyched for “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX”? This and this should do the trick. · Hoopz from “Flavor of Love” has a sex tape. Yes, it’s really her. · “Cougars Love Kittens” and we love Faye Reagan. · Riley Steele,

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Best Of Babelogs: Nylon Stockings Day Edition

Best Of Babelogs: Nylon Stockings Day Edition

Because we love a girl in stockings. · Ally (nakedneighbour.com) · Beatrix (pmates.com) · Billy (pinkems.com) · Carmen (softcandies.com) · Dana (usualgirls.com) · Eileen (teenport.com) · Gwen (baberoll.com) · Hillary (budsbabes.net) · Jana and Veronica (erotic-port.hu) · Jane (bigboobsalert.com) · Joss (cayos.com) · Lora Croft (glam0ur.com) · Lucy (z0d.com) ·

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Girl Achieves Best Orgasm Ever

Girl Achieves Best Orgasm Ever

We’ve never been in the habit of comparing orgasms. It’s partly because they’re all beautiful and unique snowflakes—but mostly because in the heat of the moment, we’re too braindead to register orgasmic intensity. So for something to clock in as a “best orgasm ever,” well, that would have to be

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Aza (Met Models)

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Road Signs Used To Illustrate Sexy Story

On a recent trip to Canada, we amused ourselves by trying to figure out what the foreign road signs signified. This interpretation of road signs is far, far more amusing than ours was. (jalopnik.com)

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Look At This Hipster Fucking Is Exactly What It Sounds Like

Since the primary purposes of the internet seem to be finding porn and making fun of people, it seems rather fitting that Look At This Fucking Hipster would ultimately inspire Look At This Hipster Fucking. You can probably guess which one we find more interesting. (The one with boobs.) ·

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See Girls, It’s More Fun When We Share

Via The Wet Spot (wetspot.tumblr.com)

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Sex Blog Roundup: Cocksuckers

No offense, but these are some of the best cocksuckers we’ve ever seen. Ah, the BJ. Thanks to Linda Lovelace and thousands after her, the lowly blowjob has become—dare we say it—high art. Almost as impressive as a well-executed BJ is a well-written one. Madeline—no stranger to the skin flute

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Kelly Madison Takes A Topless Mexican Vacation

Kelly Madison took a vacation… and spent the whole time taking hot naked photos of herself for us. Now that’s what we call dedication. (boobieblog.com)

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First Look: The “Scrubs – A XXX Parody” Trailer

Will Ryder has long been recognized as the king of porno parodies—but it looks like Lee Roy Myers might just take away Will’s title. Observe: the trailer for “Scrubs – A XXX Parody.” Is it just us, or does this thing look totally awesome? We were never big fans of

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We Like A Girl Who Knows How To Handle A Sword

We Like A Girl Who Knows How To Handle A Sword

Via Sexoteric (sexoteric.com)

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Fleshbot Crush Objects Team Up For Burlesque Benefit Tonight In LA

Diablo Cody, Masuimi Max, Lily Burana, La Cholita, and Ms. Redd: what brings these fabulous women together in one place? A burlesque benefit and book release party (happening tonight!). Would that we could go! (pinupgirlclothing.com)

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The Secret, Topless Life Of Mischa Barton

We knew Mischa Barton sometimes moonlights in the nude in direct-to-DVD movies—but did you also know that she’s appeared topless in movies that skip the DVD stage and go straight to foreign television? Yes, these clips come from a very poorly dubbed version of “Assasination of a High School President,”

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Tracy Pina (Playboy’s Fresh Faces)

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