Archive | May 6, 2009

“Absolute Amateurs” Boasts American Apparel-Style Box Cover

At this point, it’s pretty universally accepted that American Apparel ads are more or less softcore porn… so it’s not surprising to see a spoof of one of their ads gracing a porno box cover. In fact, if anything, we’re just surprised that we haven’t seen more box covers like

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Lexi Marie And Tyla Wynn Give Us One Hell Of An Assterpiece

Much as we love Lexi Marie, Tyla Wynn, and Talon (and their dirty deeds), what’s that’s really won us over to this clip is the title of the movie it comes from: “Assterpiece Theater.” Seriously. “Assterpiece Theater.” Is there any greater porno title? We think not. Not only is it

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The Wetter, The Better

The Wetter, The Better

Photo by Rikki Kasso (tokyoundressed.blogspot.com, via sexoteric.com)

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Cinco De Meow! “Teen Japan 2″

The rising sun pouring through that Tokyo hotel room may be on the other side of the world from our beloved Mexico but—ay de mi!—her legs are wide open. The women in this volume are adorable. Not puppy adorable or even Totoro adorable but “I’m going to be smiling all

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Stephanie Sage (Little Mutt)

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Big British Boobs: Is There Anything Better?

To the untrained eye, Nuts’s “Big Boob Special” probably looks a lot like, well, every other photo spread in every other issue of Nuts. But we assure you, this one is different. How, you ask? Well, for one thing, Sammy Braddy‘s hair is now black! And for another… actually, no,

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Best Of Babelogs: National Nurses Day Edition

Best Of Babelogs: National Nurses Day Edition

Because these babes have the power to cure what ails us… · Alison Angel (nextbabes.com) · Beatrice (babesandbitches.net) · Evelyn P (galleries100.com) · Faye X (babesdiary.com) · Jenny McClain (100bucksbabes.com) · Jessica Burciaga (glam0ur.com) · Justine Joli (dailyniner.com) · Kimi (hottystop.com) · Lacie (youngmodelz.com) · Liz Ashley (pinkems.com) · Marina

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Lions And Tigers And Bears, Oh My!

Lions And Tigers And Bears, Oh My!

Everyone knows that bears will steal picnic baskets, but you never know what kind of wild animals you’re going to attract if you take your sweet-smelling, defenseless pussy to the woods. “What harm could it do,” you wonder, as you traipse naked through the forest looking for that secluded picnic

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Bree Olson (Hustler Taboo)

Bree Olson (Hustler Taboo)

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Joanna Angel Is A Woman Of Her Word

About a year ago, Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel went on the Jason Ellis show and—by ways of whatever—promised she would film herself getting banged in the ass and screaming “Red dragons!” You know, like you do. Well, it took a while, but at long last, Joanna has finally made

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We Thought We Were The Ones Who Were Floored

We Thought We Were The Ones Who Were Floored

Photo by Pavel Vodi (darkmatterzone.deviantart.com, via afuckaday.blogspot.com)

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They Make Showertime Oh So Fun

They Make Showertime Oh So Fun

We always thought we preferred the dirty girls—but Nuts’s collection of photos of girls in the shower is giving us a renewed appreciation for the sudsy side of life. (nuts.co.uk)

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Wow, Her Boobs Really Are Magic!

Strange…we thought these sleight of hand tricks worked by directing our attention away from where the action is—but somehow, the balls end up in the exact place we’ve been looking the whole video. · Three Cups, One Ball, and Boobs (dailymotion.com, via boobieblog.com)

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Claire Danes Slips Us Some Areola

Claire Danes Slips Us Some Areola

Why hello there, Claire Danes’s areola—it’s so nice to see you again. (Though maybe next time we hang out, maybe you could bring your friend the nipple bead, too? It’s more fun when everyone’s here!) · A Little Claire Danes Nip Slip (egotastic.com)

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A Shot Of Espresso With A Babe On The Side

A Shot Of Espresso With A Babe On The Side

Photo by Merlin Bronques (lastnightsparty.com)

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Angela Ryan, We Adore You

Angela Ryan, We Adore You

Angela Ryan is a stunning pinup/fetish model with milky white skin, a fantastic figure, and beautiful breasts—and, on top of all that, she’s a redhead, which pretty much means we’re head over heels in love. Yuhmm has an interview with this gorgeous girl, which we definitely recommend reading… though if

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“Jack’s Asian Adventures #3”: The Saga Continues

Since we’re hung over and still seeing double from helping our Mexican friends celebrate the end of swine flu, we thought some silky Asian goodness from Digital Playground might restore us to better spirits. Lucky for us, Robby D thought ahead, anticipating our terrible post cucaracha mood of biting uncertainty

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Jenaveve Jolie Wants To Make All Your Jenaveve Jolie-Related Dreams Come True

After gazing at the wonderous Jenaveve Jolie on this here Fleshbot, you’ve probably been wondering to yourself, “Will I ever be able to touch this gorgeous creaturefor real?” Well, we have your answer: maybe. In celebration of the release of porn spoof “Twilight of Virginity” (get it? get it?), Jenaveve

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Stoya Goes Kung Fu In New Short Film

We’ve always thought Stoya was deadly—or at least deadly sexy—so it seems fitting that she’s been cast as Kamikaze SheGun 5000, the world’s baddest ninja, in the martial arts short “Kingpin of Pain.” Alas, the film will not becoming to a theater near you—unless you happen to be in Philadelphia,

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Marilyn Minter’s Oral Fixation

Though “Green Pink Caviar” is not pornographic by any traditional definition of the term, there’s no question that its incredibly sexy. Who knew we had a fetish for up close shots of women eating? The full length version of the film is currently broadcast on a video billboard in New

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