Archive | March 17, 2009
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Stormy Daniels

Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Stormy Daniels

Stormy Daniels has been in the news lately because of a possible Louisiana Senate bid, but maybe it’s time to simplify things a little and just say happy birthday to one of our favorite stars. It is a complex world, particularly now with all kinds of craziness rearing its head

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Monster Cock, Monster Cock, Hot Girl: A Recipe For Success (And Hotness)

If there’s one thing we love in this world, it’s a monster cock. And if there’s one thing we love even more than that, it’s two monster cocks, having their way with the same woman. Of course, it’s not everyone who can pull off such an affair. It’s a delicate

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Chiquita Banana Has Nothing On This Girl

Photo by Hataiiia Hataiiia (photo.net, via afuckaday.blogspot.com)

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Here Comes Everybody On Kylie Ireland

If you think the Irish have had it bad with their neighbors to the East, imagine Kylie Ireland‘s torment as she is subjected to girl-on-girl horrors by a houseful of lesbians next door. The Violation of Kylie Ireland Studio: JM Productions Director: Jim Powers Cast: Kylie Ireland, Bobbi Starr, Marie

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Verunka (Verunka’s Dream)

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Get A Little Irish Today (And See Her Naked, Too!)

Talk about luck of the Irish! Crush Object Baby Sinead is Burning Angel‘s official St. Patrick’s Day masturbatory material—though we see no reason to limit your love of Sinead to today alone. After all—St. Patrick’s Day (and all the green beer swilling antics that it entails) may be one day

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Ami Emerson And Andrea Anderson Are “Watched” By Alex (And Us!)

We’re not quite sure how they managed it, but Ami, Andrea, and Alex have crammed exhibitionism, voyeurism, a threeway, fisting, and sex toys all into just one 11 minute clip. Is that even legal? Well, anyway, it’s incredibly, unbelievably hot, and we’re still drooling over Ami and Andrea, and the

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BracketologyXD: When Your Bracketology Needs A Little Something “X”tra

If, like us, you’re a fan of Penthouse Pets, and—unlike us—also a fan of sports (and this “March Madness” thing), then check out BracketologyXD, which combines sports voodoo with boobs. Win! (bracketologyxd.com, thumbnail)

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On The Verge

Photo by Mariano Vargas (marianovargas.com)

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Bang Bus Gets The PG Porn Treatment

Bang Bus Gets The PG Porn Treatment

Okay, we admit it: we had our doubts about PG Porn’s Bang Bus spoof, “Helpful Bus”—in fact, we really only watched it for Bree Olson. But after a slow start, it won us over. Not that we were really that surprised—the series has slowly but surely been getting funnier, and

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“Not The Cosbys XXX” Is Already Our Pick For Best Porn Parody Of 2009

Any doubts we may have had about the credibility of X-Play’s “Not The Cosbys XXX” have been completely put to rest by this behind-the-scenes video. Because, damn, Heathcliff is spot on. (Oh, and the rest of the cast is pretty awesome too. But Heathcliff is spot on.) · On the

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Andrew Blake Crams All The World

Andrew Blake Crams All The World’s Hottest Women Into One Amazing DVD

This morning, we found an envelope on our desks. Inside the envelope was a thumbdrive (wrapped in bubblewrap), loaded up with a porno trailer. What kind of hotness could possibly require this level of protection? Why, nothing short of Andrew Blake’s “5 Stars,” a breathtaking collection of some of Blake’s

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Two American Classics: Denim And Breasts

Morgan Dubled, via nightmare brunette (nightmarebrunette.tumblr.com)

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Kate Moss’s Nipples Are Yearning To Be Free

You give a nipple an inch, and it’ll take a mile. Kate Moss was nice enough to show off her nipples in a few magazine shoots—but that just gave them a taste for freedom. And now, it seems, they’ll take just about any opportunity they can to pop out and

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“I Love Redheads” More Addictive Than Class 4 Narcotic

That headline may just be the understatement of 2009. The industry’s premier redophile was given crack cocaine New Sensations‘ latest release, “I Love Redheads,” last weekend. We haven’t seen or heard from him since…until now. They say that admitting you have “a little problem” is the first step to recovery,

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Breasts Used To Sell Breast-Related Item

We suspect that these ladies owe their firm, perky bosoms more to genetics than to some fancy “firming” cream—but as long as they’re showing us the goods, they can hawk any product they like. · Innoxa (innoxa.co.za, via copyranter.blogspot.com)

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Erin Go Braghless: Our Favorite Naked Irish Girls

Erin Go Braghless: Our Favorite Naked Irish Girls

There are many things we dislike about St. Patrick’s Day—green beer, coworkers threatening to pinch us for not wearing green, green vomit in the streets—and one that we really, really like: Irish girls. And given the sheer beauty of Irish (and part Irish) girls, we find that that one thing

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Ryanair Stewardess Moonlights As Pornstar

Ryanair Stewardess Moonlights As Pornstar

We knew Ryanair had sexy stewardesses—but we didn’t realize some of them were pornstars! When she’s not flying the friendly skies, flight attendant Edita Schindlerova appears naked on the internet as Edita Bente. And, best of all, Ryanair has officially stated that they’re fine with their flight attendant’s extracurricular activities.

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Twice The Sophie, Twice The Fapping

Twice The Sophie, Twice The Fapping

Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

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Sex Blog Roundup: Get Lucky Today

On this day celebrating the prosperity of our friends in green, follow along with AlwaysArousedGirl and see who gets lucky next. You don’t have to be Irish to have amazing luck today. Our selections from among the best in this week’s sex blogging focus on those who find themselves and

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