Joanna Krupa alone is already a vision to behold. Seeing Joanna Krupa with her sister… well, it makes us wonder what good deed we could possibly have done to deserve such a blessing.
· Joanna and Marta Krupa are hot (funtasticus.com)
There are some things that you just have to see to believe. Like, for example, this video, in which a young woman does the seemingly impossible and actually fists herself.
Given that fisting is already a varsity level sex act, and that giving one’s self the old reach around requires an intense amount of flexibility (or at least really good positioning)… well, this girl deserves a gold medal. Or a blue ribbon. Or at least an extensive amount of praise and video views. Who’s with us?
· Self fisting blondie (pornhub.com)
Photo by Alejandra Guerrero (alt-er-ego.com)
It seems that Naughty America isn’t the only one getting slammed by economic woes: we’ve just learned that fetish porn powerhouse Kink.com has laid off fifteen percent of its staff.
Given the little we know about the layoffs, it’s difficult to say what effect this will have on Kink’s production. We can only hope that the surrenders will still be ultimate, the machines will keep on fucking, the pussy will still be wired, and that the piss will keep on flowing… and, of course, if anyone knows any details about the layoffs, please keep us informed!
· Kink.com Lays Off 15% of its Staff (sfist.com)
· Thumbnail: We hope Kink.com fairs better than Annie Cruz (ultimatesurrender.com)
Need some help picking out that Valentine’s Day lingerie? Kaylee and Rosie are here to help… though we’re not sure we’d trust bra advice from two girls who seem way more comfortable going without.
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· Rosie Jones & Kaylee Carver Topless – Nuts Feb 2009 (dailypoa.com)
We’ve got a couple new ones for you right here.
· Anna S (babesdiary.com)
· Ava (pinkems.com)
· Cheryl (kindgirls.com)
· Emma Lagoa (softcandies.com)
· Finca (yourlust.com)
· Irena (babesandbitches.net)
· Kelsey Blaze (dailyniner.com)
· Kimi Tamer (hottystop.com)
· Krista (pinkmontains.com)
· Lia (exgirlfriendmarket.com)
· Mirela (asredas.com)
· Nani Forrester (glam0ur.com)
· Sofi and Melany (gyrls.com)
· Starr (sweettanda.com)
· Susana (hasbabes.com)
· Yanka (galleries100.com)
And don’t forget…
· Georgia
· Kethy Lascivious
· Mandy Michaels
· Melisa
…and all the rest of the Fleshbot Babes!
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Previously: Best Of Babelogs Archive
Cherokee D’Ass loves her ass almost as much as you do. Today’s Birthday Girl not only mentions her ass in her name, she has the word D’Ass tattooed on her ass.
It it were me (and I am admittedly not in porn for a very good reason), I would have tattooed the name of my favorite body part on a different body part.
I wonder where else this is showing up in Cherokee’s life. Does she have D’Ass in her license plate? Her phone number? Shaved into the hair on her little dog?
What customized present could you get her for her 33rd birthday that she doesn’t already have?
Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database
· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Cherokee D’Ass at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Cherokee D’Ass’s movies (gamelink.com)
Not getting what you want out of your sex life? It may be time to take matters into your own hands—and maybe even resort to some rather extreme measures.
Now, we’re not suggesting that you follow Andrea’s example or anything—but we’d just like to point out that pulling a gun out on her husband seems to have worked in her favor. Granted, you might want to put your own spin on the tactic—but just remember, the squeaky wheel (loose cannon?) gets the oil.
· Blonde with big boobs gets sluted (redtube.com)
Have you ever dreamed that one day you—yes, you—might wind up on a date with someone as smart, funny, talented, and smoking hot as erotic photographer Ellen Stagg? Well, today could be your lucky day.
The one and only Stagg is on the cover of this week’s Time Out New York, which just so happens to be the singles issue (yes, we are also amazed to learn that she’s single.). Play your cards right, and who knows? You could wind up having breakfast with the girl who took all these photos.
And Stagg’s not the only one who’s up for grabs: Fleshbot friend Audacia Ray, Lucas Entertainment director mr. Pam, and gay pornstar J. are among the single sex luminaries you could be hooking up with.
So, uh, what are you waiting for?
· Date Ellen Stagg (timeout.com)
Nikki Sexx (dailypoa.com)
Finally, someone’s figured out a way to make stained glass sexy. Well, for those of us who didn’t already have a stained glass fetish, that is.
· Eroti-glass by Wilson (theycallmewilson.webs.com)
Ghetto Flava has just announced the release of “Chocolate Rain,” a Malcolm XXX film which is in no way related to the Tay Zonday hit song.
Also unrelated: IBN’s “Chocolate Rain”, featuring Crush Object Sinnamon Love. But hey, a title like that good requires multiple tributes.
· Ghetto Flava Releases “Chocolate Rain” (xbiz.com)
Okay, we admit it: we have never, ever been able to keep those “bases” straight. Is third base a blowjob or a handjob? What, exactly, happens on second? And where does anal fit in?
So a big, big thank you to XKCD for finally explaining it all, in an easy, organized manner—now we won’t have to get all embarrassed and befuddled the next time someone asks us to steal second.
· Base System (xkcd.com)
Photo by NIkola Tamindzic (homeofthevain.com)
Hard is it may seem to believe, our little Vivid Video is all grown up and turning twenty-five this year—and in celebration, LA’s World of Wonder Gallery will be showcasing Vivid’s erotic photography.
And that’s not all: LA Weekly has an interview with Vivid co-founder Steven Hirsch, as well as a gallery of box covers throughout the years. The more things change, the more they stay the same, right?
· Vivid Entertainment Celebrates 25th Anniversary: Co-Founder Steven Hirsch Talks All-American Porn (blogs.laweekly.com)
Getting a double dose of hot young reform school girls with something to prove and nothing left to lose is like waking up to find out you’ve forgot it’s your birthday. It’s a good feeling.
We’ve always like rocking director Mark Stone. He’s got great ideas and amazing execution—plus his taste in girls is choice! So it’s not that big of a shock to realize that we’re loving his newest effort under the “Reform School Girls” series. Volume 5 is the shit.
Chase Taylor, Arianna Armani, Holly Fox, Jaime Elle, Jessica Steele, Kylee Reese, and Cayden Moore make up the student body of Hedly Reform School. Like something out of a modern day reality television show, these young ladies continue in the gloriously lecherous tradition of being punished for sundry misdeeds, perceived and otherwise, by curiously attentive staffers with throbbing needs of their own. It’s a real “hands-on” learning experience. Yeah, we were saving that one just for this series.
Truth be told, we’re not even that interested in the plot. We happen to really dig this cast—but most especially, we could spend hours upon hours watching sweet young Kylee Reese work her vagtastic magic. Reese swears that she used to share a desk in school with Alaskan beauty Ava Rose, which gives us serious pause… if only to wonder what the hell they put in the water up there.
“Reform School Girls 5″ comes out this week from Wicked Pictures. Your homework assignment this week is to go out and get it.
· “Reform School Girls 5″ (wickedpictures.com)
We learned three things from Blackbook’s “tweet interview” with Sasha Grey: 1) Twitter interviews are really annoying. 2) No, like really, really annoying. 3) And yet, Sasha Grey‘s amazingness still shines through. (blackbookmag.com, thumbnail)
Though there are many parts of the twentieth century that we’d happily say good-bye too, pinup girls aren’t one of them. Some may see the bestockinged beauties as a thing of the past—not us, however.
True, we may not live in a time where the merest hint of cleavage is enough to send shock waves through the city—but that doesn’t mean that we can’t appreciate the (relatively) modest glamour of the good old fashioned pinup girl—or, for that matter, of the girls of today who more than happily vamp their way towards pinup stardom and success.
. . .
Masuimi Max (fetishbyanna.com)
Amelia (frillythiller.com)
Emily Marilyn (emilymarilyn.com)
Bettie (marthasgirls.com)
Alex (frillythriller.com)
Bernie Dexter (myvintagehut.com)
Dita Von Teese (glamourfilms.com)
Jessica Jaymes (jessica-jaymes.com)
Jamie Deadly (myfetishdiary.com)
Angelie Almendare (angelie.com)
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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive
There are some things that you just have to see to believe. Like, for example, this video, in which a young woman does the seemingly impossible and actually fists herself.
Not getting what you want out of your sex life? It may be time to take matters into your own hands—and maybe even resort to some rather extreme measures.
