Archive | February 3, 2009

So Long, Max—We’ll See You In A Few Years

Months after his obscenity conviction, Max Hardcore has gone to jail. Whatever you think of him and his work, there’s one thing that can’t be denied: the man throws one hell of a goodbye party. · Max Hardcore’s Farewell Party (avn.com, via Kimberly Kane)

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Doing It Disco Style

Yesterday we learned about the erotic adventures of the French navy—but it seems you don’t have to be in the military to be getting busy in the land of baguettes. Seriously, it seems everyone is getting it on over in France, at all times. Take this couple: they’re at a

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She’s Got Us Addicted

Photo by Michal Tokarczuk (michaltokarczuk.com)

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Emily Scott: Still Sexy After All These Years

It’s been a while since we last checked in with Emily Scott—so how is our girl doing these days? Well, the pride of Australia still loves porn, and sex, and men who love porn and sex, and lying around on the beach covered in glitter—so we’d say she’s doing about

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Diana Dagota (Playboy Fresh Faces)

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Lily Allen Hits Us With Her Ass Shot

Lily Allen Hits Us With Her Ass Shot

First there were Lily Allen’s boobs, now we’ve got her bum. Soon we’ll be able to construct an entire naked Lily Allen… in our minds. (Or maybe even with computers! They can do that, right?) · Lily Allen Ass Flash (taxidrivermovie.com)

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MILF v. Cougar: It Has Begun

Since porn has evolved to where we need to know what kind of sex people are having and between whom and what they’re wearing, many Porno-American professionals are no longer using MILF and Cougar interchangeably. But we’ve got to be diligent. It’s important for our magically-restored national pride to not

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Cheaters Never Win

Oh, kids these days, always coming up with new and creative ways to cheat in school. Shoving the answers in your vagina though? That’s bound to get her in some trouble with the teacher. Although you have to give the girl some points for being creative—even if it’s not the

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Eufrat (Met Art)

Eufrat (Met Art)

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The World’s Sexiest Women Recommend Valentine’s Day Gifts

Still struggling to figure out what to get your girlfriend for Valentine’s Day? Why not ask one of the world’s sexiest women—like Jesse Jane, Dirty Martini, or even your very own editrix? (asylum.com, thumbnail)

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It’s Just What We Wanted!

Photo by Danilo Pasquali (danilopasquali.com)

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Meet Tristan Kingsley, Evan Stone’s Partner In Super Bowl Porn

In all the talk of Evan Stone’s Super Bowl interrupting penis, the world seems to have forgotten something very important: there was a lady in that clip, too! A beautiful lady named Tristan Kingsley. According to IAFD, Tristan has been active in the adult industry since 2007, and appeared in

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Stoya’s Grace Envelopes Our Poor Souls In “Jack’s POV 13″

The moment we have been waiting for has finally arrived. Stoya. POV. Nothing. Will. Ever. Be. The. Same. Again… Sorry. It’s just that—in our humble estimation—it’s too hard to imagine anything beating this glorious day. We’ve been cleaning this set for the last three days and we’re still not sure

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Joy To The World, Daphne Has Arrived

We’re swear we’re not going to make any jokes about Daphne Joy‘s name (well, except the one above). It’s hardly fair to subject a beautiful young woman to ridicule, just because she’s so aptly named. Really, there are so many ways to describe her luscious looks, her beautiful body, her

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Does She Come With The Apartment?

Photo by Peter Gorman (petergorman.com)

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Gianna Michaels Invades Kid-Friendly Search Engine

Nowadays, porn is everywhere: in the magazines, on the teevee… and all over on the internet. So it’s understandable that parents might want to protect their kids—perhaps with a kid-safe search engine like KidRex. KidRex—certified by kids, for kids!—is pretty good at its job. Just try searching for “vagina” (go

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Crazy for You: Kelli McCarty in “Faithless”

Kelli McCarty, star of Paul Thomas‘ new movie “Faithless,” evokes a Golden Age porn queen but with millennial sensibilities. So she is like a drug and a trainwreck at the same time. Faithless Studio: Vivid Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Kelli McCarty, Daisy Marie, Voodoo, Kelly Leigh, Steven St. Croix, Jennifer

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Igor Takes A Trip Out West, Discovers Gorgeous Girls

Our pal Igor from Driven By Boredom took a trip around the southwestern United States—and made sure to photograph plenty of naked girls along the way. (We knew there was a reason we liked him!) Madison Mitchell Tuesday Julene Obscene Envy Vandal Vyxen Avry Heart Eryn Taylor · Driven By

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Footloose And Fancy Free: Top Ten Footjob Videos

You’ve done the handjob, the rimjob, the blowjob, the snowjob… what else could there possibly be, you ask? Allow us to introduce you to (or reacquaint you with) the good old fashioned footjob. True, they may lack the gripping ability of the hand area, but there’s still something playfully delightful

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Pornstars Go Geek (And Give Out Tips About Maneuvering The Old Joystick)

Who says pornstars can’t be geeky? (Uh, certainly not us.) The Geek Entertainment TV crew tracked down some of our favorite adult stars and got them to tell all about their video games. And for those of you who haven’t gotten enough of Evan in the past day, you’ll be

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