It may be chilly here in New York City—but that won’t stop the girls of Maxim from stripping down to their swimsuits. Yes, it’s that time again: the Maxim Real Swimsuit Issue is here!

We’re not sure why, exactly, this is the “real” swimsuit issue—are other Maxim issues full of fake swimsuits?—but we do know that it’s really worth looking through. But you don’t have to just take our word for it…

· Maxim Magazine’s Swimsuit Issue 2009 (cameltap.com)

We’re super impressed by Puma’s ability to keep going and going and going (or rather, fucking and sucking and fucking), and we’ve been dying to know where all that energy comes from.

And as luck would have it, the girl is willing to let us in on her secret! It seems that she starts each and every day with a tall, refreshing glass of jizz—it’s got the perfect balance of protein and vitamins to keep a girl going all day long. (And here we were thinking she was on the Zone or something.) Well, we know what we’re doing tomorrow morning…

· Puma fucks and drinks cum from glass (pornhub.com)

Photo by Driven By Boredom (drivenbyboredom.com)
Model: Whisky

Kitty Lea: topless model, fashion plate, topless Wii master… and blogger? Yes, it’s true: though she’s written two posts so far, Kitty Lea has her very own blog on the Sunday Mercury website.

The Kitty Lea diaries (subtitle: The world of a glamour model) will presumably be giving readers an insider’s look at the exciting world of posing nude. Here’s a sample passage:

I have been down in London for a couple of days. I was ice-skating topless yesterday for Nuts magazine. It was very cold but hilarious. Especially as none of us could actually ice skate. Very slippery but still beats the nine to five, which I don’t think I mentally I was ever going to be prepared for.

Okay, it’s not quite “War and Peace,” but it beats anything that other Kitty Lea could come up with.

· The Kitty Lea diaries (blogs.sundaymercury.net)

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We’re starting to suspect that movie producers may be leaking shots of their starlets’ boobs in a covert attempt to initiate some viral marketing for their movies. First we had Marisa Tomei, now Gwyneth Paltrow…

Of course, the strategy seems to be working: we saw (and liked!) “The Wrestler,” and now we’re starting to reconsider our original assumption that “Two Lovers” was just some boring, predictable claptrap. Come on, Gwyneth Paltrow wouldn’t consent to show her boob for just any movie, right? It’d have to be, like, at least worth a Golden Globe (uh, no pun intended).

· Gwyneth Paltrow Topless In TWO LOVERS (taxidrivermovie.com)

A look back at the week that was…

· Fisher? We just met her!
· What’s too hot for YouTube? Some things that are depressingly tame.
· Will Boz do them all? There’s only one way to find out!
· We have seen the future, and it is porn compilations.
· If we’d known Domino’s was this fun… we would have worked at Domino’s.
· Gabriella Fox… nude? My stars!
· One day, Stoya will rule us all. For now she’s just content to win all our awards.
· Brunettes do it better. Take it from someone who knows.

What better compliment is there than being a babe?

· Adrienne Manning (thesexblog.com)
· Cindy (bigboobs.hu)
· Clara (nextbabes.com)
· Daria (budsbabes.net)

· Dylan Ryder (stockingparadise.com)
· Ewa Sonnet (nudeparadisehotel.com)
· Jasmine (babeslog.net)
· Jessie Capelli (glam0ur.com)

· Kagney Lynn Carter (gyrls.com)
· Kristine (badgirlsblog.com)
· Lana (novoporn.com)
· Lexi Belle (closepics.com)

· Lilu (softcandies.com)
· Maya (babesandbitches.net)
· Michaela (babes2you.com)
· Pavlina Valentova (hasbabes.com)

· Sabrina (kindgirls.com)
· Sonia (join2babes.com)
· Tori and Nicole (dailyniner.com)
· Zafira and Blue Angel (babesdiary.com)

And don’t forget…

· Ambra
· Kayden Kross
· Leila
· Rubella
· Stacy

…and all the rest of the Fleshbot Babes!

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Today is both National Pie Day, and the 24th birthday of pocket-sized latina porn star Jasmine Byrne. Here is a picture of Jasmine on the floor of a diner, waiting for her pie.

Searches for “Jasmine Byrne” and “pie” do not yield the kind of results the National Pie Council would want on their website, but they do bring up lots of pictures of Jasmine Byrne, which is actually just fine with us.

Happy birthday, Jasmine – go have some pie!

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Jasmine Byrne at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Derby Day for Memphis Monroe (gramponante.com)
· Buy Jasmine Byrne’s movies (gamelink.com)

Avy Scott is out for revenge, and she’s taking no prisoners. Out in the Wild West, some people have to learn the hard way not to double-cross a pornstar.

After her father kills her friend, Avy Scott is out for blood. But—just like anyone fueled by vengeance—once she gets what she wants, she just wants some more. Of course, after a while, blood lust turns to just plain old lust. Don’t you love it when a shoot-em-up flick gets crossed with a porno?

· Avy Scott doesn’t shoot but fuck (redtube.com)

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Pirate, nurse, or cheerleader? Twitter, Tumblr, or Facebook? Stoya has all the answers—and she’s willing to share. She’s not our Supreme Commandress for nothing, people!

· Stoya (stoyaxxx.com)
· Video edited by Mike Byhoff

Via Debauchette (debauchette.tumblr.com)

Prostitutes—even teen prostitutes—are different in Brazil. Sao Paulo hookers kiss on the lips and blow you in the car. If you’ve ever driven in Brazil, you know that that’s dedication.

And porn is different in Brazil, too, as most of it is performed as a sideline to prostitution. That is why “Miss Teen Brazil 7,” directed by Fernando Marques, is kind of a travelogue as well as a porn film. We see downtown Sao Paulo, get a hint of how horrifying traffic is there, and are further impressed by how Brazil appears to be One Nation Under a Tanline.

Unless you understand Portuguese (popozuda is Brazilian Portuguese for “great big ass”), you will not follow any of the incidental conversation in this movie. But you will be happy to know that, whereas Americans say “Oh, fuck!” in the heat of the moment, Brazilian women – even teen prostitutes – say “Oy.”

The women in this movie have a well-traveled but amiable look about them. One even licks a churro.

So get your popozuda to your nearest video store and get “Teen Brazil 7.”

· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)
· Buy “Teen Brazil 7″ (gamelink.com)

Little known fact: the Adult Entertainment Expo actually has two sections. There’s the main show floor, where all the pornstars hang out, and the B2B section, where businesses hawk their wares to other businesses.

Somehow, we ended up getting distracted and spending almost all of our time on the show floor, but luckily there was someone else downstairs, getting the scoop on all the latest sex toys. Thank you, Current TV, for being responsible and covering this for us while we were off partying with pornstars.

· Tech Report: Sex Toys (current.com)

Were you disappointed by Gwyneth Paltrow’s uniboob in “Two Lovers”? There, there… Amber Heard is here for you. From what we see in the redband trailer, the model/actress spends most of “The Informers” topless.

Finally, a reason to go see a movie based on a book by Bret Easton Ellis! (Oh, we kid, we kid. “American Psycho” was fabulous.)

Click to view

· Amber Heard Finally Nails Her Breakthrough With This Sex Scene (nerve.com)

Photo by Mr. Cooper (flickr.com, via graffuck.com)

We should have seen it coming: anachrofabulous subculture steampunk has finally been elevated to the status of fetish. Any news on when we’ll see a steampunk-themed alt site? (Is SteampunkSluts.com taken?) (bizarremag.com)

Having a cock like a breadbox means more than never having to say you’re sorry. It also means not having to introduce yourself. Witness Boz’s extraordinary journey towards fulfilling every woman on the planet.

Of course, with every blessing comes an attendant curse; for sewn into the sugary linings of immeasurable pleasure are the bitter, thorny stitches of opulent sorrow. Such is the heavy, inescapable weight of Samsara—and our abnormally endowed friend Boz knows this better than anyone. Despite having the kind of cock most men would kill to possess, and a line around the block of horny women of every imaginable flavor just begging to take a ride on it, still he must attempt to fulfill his pledge of literally fucking the world. Our heart goes out to the poor guy.

In his second release from Digital Sin, “Boz Does Them All! Volume 2,” he courageously plunges his magical mangina deep into the hot, plush wetness deep at the pink centers of Satine Phoenix, Mina Lee, Presley Staxx, Bella Ling, Katrina Angel, Alyssa Dior, Carmella Santiago, Morning Star, Hailey Young, Ashli Orion, and Nikki Vee. With history as his witness, along with a dedicated following of unabashed fans, he furiously pumps away, never for a moment thinking of his own needs and desires.

We don’t know if he sees a chiropractor in between sessions, or if he does a lot of stretching. We do know that he utilizes levity in between splitting luscious ladies open, if his coy coital expressions are any indication, to lighten his Herculean task. From all of us here at Fleshbot, thanks, man. We get it.

“Boz Does Them All! Volume 2″ comes out this week from Digital Sin, but feel free to gawk in awe at the gallery we provided for you anyway.

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)

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