Archive | December 4, 2008

Big Boobs + Milk = Sexy Mess

The elite team of scientists over at Boobie Blog have picked up on an interesting phenomenon: busty women really do seem to have a hard time drinking milk. While they’re attempting to secure funding for their study, we’ll be busy doing some supplemental research. (boobieblog.com)

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Miko Lee: A Blowjob For All Seasons

Miko Lee: A Blowjob For All Seasons

Yesterday we asked if you preferred Miko Lee as a blonde or a brunette. But then today we woke up and realized it was a stupid question: it doesn’t matter what color her hair is, so long as she’s giving a blowjob! (Funny how that always helps us forget about

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Friday Can’t Come Soon Enough

· Photo by Ellen Stagg (staggstreet.com) · Aria Giovanni (ariagiovanni.com)

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The Porn Parody Machine Marches On

Fueled by the success of such films as “Not The Bradys XXX” (one and two!), “Not Bewitched XXX,” “This Ain’t The Munsters XXX,” and all the rest of of them, the porn parody machine continues to march on. In addition to the recently announced “Dirty Facts of Life” and “This

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Sonia Red (Suze.net)

. . . * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps’s Girlfriend Is (Only Kinda) Topless

Over the past week, the media has been all agog over Carolynn “Caz” Pal, the brand new girlfriend of Olympic golden boy Michael Phelps. It’s partly because she’s Michael Phelps’s girlfriend—but it’s mostly because she posted for some naughty pix. Now, after dozens of photos have made the rounds on

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Teen Seduction: Couples Still Doing It

If I were Yakov Smirnov (and who says I’m not?) I might be tempted to say, “Those couples are always seducing teens ha ha ha!” Indeed, through ten segments of Pink Visual’s almost-believable “reality” series in which porn stars pretend to be real people, it sometimes seems just about plausible

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Give Us A (Sexy) Sign

Give Us A (Sexy) Sign

Billy’s on the verge of a nervous breakdown, and he just needs is a sign—something, anything to tell him what to do next. As luck would have it, Billy gets that sign from two pornstars armed with a simple message: “ONROP”. What could that possibly mean? Oh wait… we get

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Aaliyah (Hustlers College Girls)

. . . * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Courtney Cummz

Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Courtney Cummz

Courtney Cummz won our heart with her delightful personality and her sweet face, but she didn’t stop there. Her trim body, fine ass, and pierced nipples are a delight to look at, especially when she’s getting railed silly by some lucky bastard. But Courtney’s even more – if you can

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Wish You Were Here

· Sex Polaroids (sexpolaroids.blogspot.com)

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Hello “Post-Apocalyptic Cowgirls” In The Sand

These arid extra-lesbians are not your gateway drug “Are They Or Aren’t They?” Thelma And Louise saddlepals, so take heed, pardner of the patriarchy, next you’re piloting your American Motors Corporation vehicle down the 8 through Yuma and you see a gal with her thumb out. Post-Apocalyptic Cowgirls Studio: Bleu

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1 2 3 4 5 Best of Babelogs: Christmas Tree Lighting Edition (4,707 views, 1 comment) Miko Lee: A Blowjob For All Seasons (2,677 views) Jennifer Aniston Gets (Us) All Wet (2,417 views, 2 comments) The People Have Spoken: Meet Your Round Two Champions (5 comments, 1,987 views) The Porn

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Pirates 2: Coming Soon To A College Near You

“Pirates 2″ isn’t just the most important porn ever made; it’s also about to become required viewing for college students across the country. Okay, we’re exaggerating a little—but it was just screened at UCLA, with Sasha Grey, Evan Stone, director Joone, and Digital Playground’s Samantha Lewis on hand for a

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The World’s Most Popular Pornstars (According To Fame Registry, At Least)

There are many media outlets that claim to tell you who the hottest or most popular pornstars in the world are—but most of those lists rely on reader polls or staff picks; not hard, indisputable science and statistics. Enter FameRegistry, a website that generates a monthly list of the world’s

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There’s Something About Charlie Laine’s… Uh, Eyes

· Charlie Laine (juliand.com, via afuckaday.blogspot.com)

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It’s A Crush Object Christmas With Kitty Lea

Certain commenters have lobbied to bestow Crush Object status upon lad mag model Kitty Lea—something we are quite well inclined to do (we’re easy that way). Actually, we’ll do even better than that: in addition to making Kitty a Crush Object, we’ll also supply you with these beautiful pictures from

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Sneak Peek: "Bree

Sneak Peek: "Bree’s Big Screw Review"

While the rest of the industry has gone parody silly, knocking off everything from our childhood sitcom viewing so far except “Three’s Company” [Ed. Nope, they did that one too!], DCypher (that’s me) thought it would be funny to spoof spoofs, with a porn poking fun of “At The Movies.”

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2009 XBIZ Awards Nominations Announced

The AVN Awards may be big, and grand, and attention getting, but they’re hardly the only adult industry awards out there. If the AVN Awards are the porn world’s Oscars, the XBIZ Awards might be seen as the porn world’s Golden Globes, if the Golden Globes were much less prestigious

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Jennifer Aniston Gets (Us) All Wet

We’re not normally ones to get excited about shots where you can supposedly see a girl’s boobs through her shirt (sorry, “pokies” are not the same thing as actual nipples), but we’ll make an exception for this wet t-shirt shot from Jennifer Aniston’s 2009 calendar. Because, um, it’s Jennifer Aniston.

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