Archive | October 9, 2008

“Pirates II” Cast Sails The Seven Seas

Did you think the “Pirates II” hype was going to die down just because the movie premiered? Well, that was silly of you. The cast of the film has set off on their global tour, sailing into such porn friendly ports as Amsterdam, Berlin, Cannes, and Melbourne. By the time

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Katja Kassin’s Neighborhood

Readers beware: If you block your neighbor’s car in with your own, not only are they going to march over to your home and demand that you move it, they will also allow you to tie them up and use them to your hearts desire. OK, maybe that’s not always

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The Wall Street banking industry may have collapsed in a heap of soiled derivatives, but that won’t stop folks from indulging in the little things that make life bearable–like $1,000 lap dances. Gotta keep those economic “fundamentals” strong, you know. (amny.com; thumb via Reality Kings via Ask Jolene)

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Addison Rose (Matt’s Models)

. . . * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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Even Bad Movies Can Have Good Sex

It’s a sad fact of life that the quality of a movie’s sex scenes bears no actual relation to the quality of the movie itself. In fact, as anyone who has ever subscribed to Cinemax can tell you, some of the best sex scenes can only be found with very

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AVN Award Contenders: jessica drake In “Fallen”

Buzz around the swank cocaine-upholstered offices of Hollywood agents was that Wicked’s angel pic “Fallen” was being pitched as “It’s A Wonderful Life”-meets-”Wings of Desire”-meets a faceful of xup. Read our review after the gap. . . . Fallen Studio: Wicked Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: jessica drake, Jenna Haze, Brad

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Nautica Thorn Won’t Quit Her Day Job

You know that times are tough all over when even a well-established star like Nautica Thorn has to moonlight in the construction trades just to make ends meet. Of course, like anyone who has to work two jobs knows, there’s only one that will remain your true calling–the occupation that

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Hailee (Sapphic Erotica)

. . . * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes

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Hugh Hefner Trades “Girls Next Door” For Live-In 19-Year-Old Twins

Gossip hounds are well aware that there has been trouble in Hefnerland. Despite successfully maintaining a magazine empire, a TV show and a relationship with three blondes at the same, it seems that all of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends have decided to cash in their chips and leave him all at

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“New Stars” Experiencing New Sensations In A Brave New XXX World

New Sensations rolls out twelve scenes in five hours with a two-disc collector’s edition entitled “The New Stars of XXX.” In numerology that translates into 1, a number associated with not only financial gain and overbearing personal needs and desires, but also with winners (duh) not to mention hordes of

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1 2 3 4 5 Katja Kassin’s Neighborhood (3,954 views, 2 comments) Even Bad Movies Can Have Good Sex (2,769 views) The Showdown Continues: Jesse Jane Vs. Jenna Haze (1,727 views, 4 comments) PG Porn: Pornography That Everyone Can Enjoy (3 comments, 536 views) Addison Rose (Matt’s Models) (2 comments,

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Don’t worry, folks–Jennifer Ellison will soon be releasing her own 2009 calendar, complete with butt cleavage, sexy lingerie and a whole lot of boobage. Hey, when you’ve got a talent for something, you don’t want to waste it. (dailypoa.com)

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PG Porn: Pornography That Everyone Can Enjoy

How many times has this happened to you: you’re sitting down to watch a brand new porno movie, one that you’ve gotten really excited about–only, right as you’re starting to get into it, the actors go and ruin everything by having sex? Man, what is up with that? Why do

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Clara Meadmore of Great Britain has lived for 105 years and has never–not once–had sex. “I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things,” she says. True, it can be a hassle … but if you have 105 years, surely she

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The Showdown Continues: Jesse Jane Vs. Jenna Haze

Jesse and Jenna have a lot in common: they’re both highly ranked among the (clearly definitive) list of the 100 hottest women in porn (numbers 3 and 4, respectively), they’re both featured in “Pirates II” (although really, who isn’t?), and they’re both well known for keeping us up at night.

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Justine Joli and Krista Ayne To Take You On Erotic Photo Hunt

Erotic Photo Hunt is a game played by many, but mastered by few and if you’ve ever spend more than 10 minutes in some of our nation’s darkest and dullest bars, you’ve probably tried it yourself more than once. You know what we’re talking about–the little machine at end of

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The Barack Obama Dildo: Change You Can… Oh, Forget It

The incredible thing about this sexual implement made in the likeness of the Democratic nominee for president is not that it exists–it’s what took so long? After all we’ve already seen two different butt plugs devoted to our existing president (plus numerous other celebrity sex toys and Obama has been

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Plagued by premature ejaculation? Good news: it’s not your fault! Hardworking scientists have discovered that there’s a gene that’s correlated to premature ejaculation. We’re not sure why that’s supposed to make anyone feel any better–but hey, at least you know what’s to blame for your two minutes in heaven. (bbc.co.uk,

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My Young Friends Can Be Your Friends Too

Sure, we all want to find a hot and horny eighteen-year-old girl who’d like nothing more than to spend her days cybersexing us to our heart’s (or, uh, other parts) content. But for some reason, (real) girls like that seem to be in short supply. So what’s a hard up

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