First off, we were so impressed with last week’s efforts that we are moving to Philadelphia to fondle the left ball of Duncan Doughnut and perform an Ass Meld on our sneeze reflex. But it’s a new week in a litigious world, and Zero Tolerance has clearly forgotten about a
We love looking at naked women—you might even say that it’s one of our favorite pastimes. But as much as we love the sight of exposed flesh, there are still days when we long for a simpler time: a time when rims weren’t gaped until at least the third date,
When last we saw Eva Mendes, she was flashing her nipple in an attempt to get us to buy some fancy Calvin Klein fragrance. Now she’s taken the logical next step in hawking Calvin’s wares: ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Mendes is now full-on naked on a Manhattan billboard. Okay Eva,
Bringing the delicious taste of girl-girl pantyhose action to a monitor near you, Lick Nylons looks like your average garden variety porn paysite template–only one that’s been filled with hardcore content that actually looks pretty fucking hot instead of pretty fucking not hot, especially if you like the ladies in
The stock market may be in a downward spiral, but at least some things are going up. … like the size of British boobs! Sure, we’ll all end up living on Spam and tap water, but at least we’ll have all those new Page Three girls to look forward to.
Just when our heads are about to explode in the not-sexy way with Palin porn overload, there’s something comforting and even sane about Susie Bright’s take on why looking closely at Palin and sex actually matters. Oh, and we got a good giggle out of Bright’s reporting on the current
It could have been so grand: zero gravity porn, shot on the shuttles of Virgin Galactic. Imagine the barriers that could have been broken, the new positions that could have been achieved, the way boobs would look bouncing in space — and don’t even get us started on those zero
We’ve only just made Lily Cole’s acquaintence, but we’re looking forward to learning a whole lot more about her. And it’s too bad we don’t speak French, but we’re sure the pictures in her French Playboy spread will tell us everything we need to know. (dailymail.co.uk)
In case you hadn’t figured out that a naked calendar isn’t the panacea for all funding woes (especially in the case of Spanish moms), here’s a story that should wreck all your “Calendar Girls” dreams: A naked charity calendar intended to raise cash for the North West Air Ambulance of
Sophie Howard and Nuts bring you 100 big breasted babes. That’s like, almost 200 boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Boy, cavemen sure had it easy, huh? Back in the old days, people didn’t have to deal with modern problems like “talking” or “expressing feelings” in order to mate. You just beat the crap out of each other until you were too tired to stand, then you did it. (Fortunately,
This video is short and sweet, but it always helps to be reminded that there are plenty of women out there who can beat you up … with their breasts. (Click for video.). . . Click to view · muscle babe (foundrymusic.com)
A Porn Valley bukkake production–which typically pays its 50-to-60 male performers in cash–got robbed at gunpoint while the cast was getting ready make its deposit. Talk about getting caught with your pants down! (xbiz.com)
A look back at the week that was … · Mazel Tov! · Time flies when you’re looking for online filth. · It finally happened! “Pirates II!” If only someone had told us about it beforehand. · Suddenly we’re not very hungry. · If Ava Gardner’s not a option, either
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Because no matter how much things change, we’ll always have the babes… · Abbey Brooks (phun.org) · Angela (nude.hu) · Anya (kindgirls.com) · Ariel Rebel (teenport.com) · Brenya Rose (babedot.com)· Celeste Star (thousandbabes.com) · Chera Leigh (novojoy.com) · Cherry Jul (hasbabes.com) · Christine Renee (babesanatomy.com) · Daisy Marie (novoporn.com) ·
You know what they say about girls who work in candy shops? They really know how to use their mouths (if you know what we mean). Actually, that may just be what we say about about girls who work in candy shops — but from the looks of this video,
“It must be weird not having anybody come on you.” – Showgirls And after nearly five years of writing tens of thousands of posts here in the Royal We, it feels weird writing this one in the first person. As of today, I will be stepping down from the day-to-day
