Archive | September 23, 2008

Breaking: Adorable Boobs Protected By Even More Adorable Kitty

The following clip combines our two favorite things in the whole world–gratuitous cleavage and hilarious cat videos. Ladies, if you’re tired of hands-y creeps who are constantly after your ta-tas, this feline security device is your can’t miss solution. (Click thumbnail for video.) . . . · Cat Protects Boobs

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Fleshbot Comments: Now Threaded For Your Pleasure

Used to be we couldn’t get anyone to comment on Fleshbot … and now we’re having a hard time getting some of you to shut up! Har, har! But seriously, folks, some of you may have noticed a recent change on Fleshbot: as of yesterday afternoon, the comments section for

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What’s with all the sexy cheerleader hate? First there was that Cincinnati school that got all up in arms about cheerleader uniforms violating its dress code, and now the University of Idaho has forced its cheerleading squad to cover up in response to fan complaints. Really, don’t these people know

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Kit And Kat Lee, Porn Star Twins

Kit And Kat Lee, Porn Star Twins

Meet Noor and Zayna Ellemore: twin sisters, models… and pornstars-slash-escorts. Up until recently, the Ellemore family was only aware of the first two things; but once a little bird let them know what their girls were up to in London… let’s say all hell broke loose. In an attempt to

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Tina (Watch4Beauty)

. . . * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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The Great Naked Cleaning Bunny Tail Butt Plug Experiment

It seems the Great Strap-On Experiment we told you about a few months ago must have had some success, because the same guy (or at least a very ardent copycat) is at it again. Allow us to introduce Bunny Tail Cleaner, a blog Tumblr documenting a man’s search for a

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Gennifer Moss: Too Hot For Construction Workers To Handle

We were already confused by the fact that construction workers were angry about Gennifer Moss rollerblading naked, and now that we’ve seen what she looks like … well, we just don’t know what to think. Maybe her sheer hotness was seen as a safety hazard? (eqtvconnect.ning.com)

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Emmanuel Poncelet’s Lickable Nudes

We’ve never been totally clear on the distinction between porn and not-porn, especially when it comes to incredibly arousing photographs of insanely lovely, delightfully diverse, and happily naked girls. So since Belgian photographer Emmanuel Poncelet decidedly presents his work as not-porn, we’ll just have to take his word for it.

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The Prom Queen And Her Court

It’s been a long time since we’ve been anywhere near a prom, but we’re pretty sure that if you’re hired to chaperone the dance your job is to keep horny teenagers out of trouble and not, say, escort four dudes to the prom queen’s room and guard the door while

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Underwear Shopping With Jayde Nicole

Underwear Shopping With Jayde Nicole

Guys, if you’re clueless about how to buy sexy underwear for that special lady in your life, Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole has surprisingly useful video shopping tips. Tip No. 1: If you want to continue to have a girlfriend, don’t let her catch you watching this video. (spike.com)

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Are the days of the free, public nudity of our favorite hippie Fleshbot Crush Object Sequoia Redd in jeopardy? Well, we think whoever’s telling her she’s not allowed to dance naked for the Tequesta Drum Circle and that “They probably won’t let you in if they recognize you. (…) as

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Name Your Wang And Show You Care

Name Your Wang And Show You Care

If you’re like a lot of dudes out there—or ladies with a particular dude that they’ve become, uh … attached to—you may have at one point bestowed a cute moniker on the special little friend who lives below your waist. You also probably spent a lot of time thinking about

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The New York Times made Katie “Jordan” Price famous to everyone who reads the Sunday paper, and now fans of Polish boobie magazine CKM will become very well acquainted with her too. Of course, we feel like we’ve known her forever, so it’s more like a reunion with an old

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When In “Roma” … Eat Your Oatmeal

While I would rather see a porn version of “Mad Men” (I mean, Jesus), Daring Video’s pornic adaptation of the HBO series “Rome” earns this week’s Better Than the Original™ award, granted infrequently to projects that pack more bang as T&A fare than they did in their first incarnation. See

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"Teens Like It Big": Lexi Belle Does Not Lie

"Teens Like It Big": Lexi Belle Does Not Lie

Say what you will about pornography, but you have to admit that it’s an honest medium: in a world of ironic this and post-ironic that, you pretty much know what to expect when you pick up a title like, say, “Teens Like It Big”, and not just because you’ve happened

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Camille (MPL Studios)

Camille (MPL Studios)

. . . * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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Sasha Grey Is A Slave 4 U

Much as she enjoys dominating the competition, sometimes Sasha Grey just needs to take a break from being queen of everything and let someone else boss her around. We just hope that Sasha feels free to take as much time off as she needs–she’ll have to rest up for the

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1 2 3 4 5 Crash Into Me: “RollerDollz” Really Satisfies (6,268 views) The Prom Queen And Her Court (3,947 views, 1 comment) Kit And Kat Lee, Porn Star Twins (3,146 views, 3 comments) Sex Blog Roundup: Three Is Never A Crowd (3 comments, 2,207 views) Name Your Wang And

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We haven’t always been the biggest fans of the “hand bra” (what can we say, we like nipples)–but COED Magazine makes such a compelling case for its hotness that we may have to give it a second look. And a third and fourth, if that’s what it takes. (coedmagazine.com)

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HeatSeek Launches New Porn Browsing Missile Program

Remember HeatSeek, the adult web browser? (How could you forget?) Well, the powers that be have released a brand new version (1.3.3.4 — apparently someone’s really fond of the period key) that’s even better! What’s new? Well, among other things, you can download and keep Flash videos from almost any

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