Archive | September 15, 2008

This Is So Totally Not The “Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape”

Vintage 8mm reels purporting to show Marilyn Monroe in various states of sexual congress have been the subject of fevered speculation for years now, and while someday a clip might surface that offers incontestable proof that Norma Jean Baker did indeed wind up on a casting couch or two on

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Fountains Of Pleasure: A Tribute To Girls Who Squirt

In some circles, female ejaculation is viewed as the Loch Ness monster of sex acts: questionable in origin, rarely seen, and possibly faked. We, however, have never held that view — but then again, we’ve actually had personal experience with the phenomenon (and yes, it was fabulous). Given the wondrous

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Exxxotica NY: “Ho Hum”

A reporter discovers that if you take away the videos and the vibrators and the hundreds of scantily-clad pornstars, a porn convention is just like a regular convention–i.e., “a little dull”. Because we’re totally sure the next real estate expo he goes to will have six dildo booths, right? (Bonus

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Australian Swimwear Models Come Out To Party… In Swimwear

While you were worrying about the destruction wrought by Hurricane Ike and the impending decimation of the banking industry over the last several days, you may have missed one of the most important stories of the week: last Thursday, Australian lad mag Ralph released their 2009 Australian Swimwear Model of

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Elisha (InFocus Girls)

. . . * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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We don’t exactly consider ourselves fashionistas, but since the big news from the latest Fashion Week in New York City was apparently the prevalence of see-through couture we might just have to start pitching our tents more regularly at Bryant Park from now on. Let’s hope this is one trend

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While we here at Fleshbot Central are biting our nails about the results of our current Extreme Pornstar Showdown, folks in another corner of the online smutiverse are still recovering from the most recent round of the Ultimate Surrender female wrestling championship and gearing up for the new season of

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All About Ass (And Aurora, Flower, And Sinnamon)

All About Ass (And Aurora, Flower, And Sinnamon)

Tits may currently be beating Ass in the latest round of Extreme Pornstar Showdown, but we’re still proud to declare our undying love for the underdog. Sure, tits are quite wonderful—but there are just some things they can’t quite do. (For example, have you ever tried sticking a butt plug

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Fans of Katie Price (neé Jordan) will be happy to know that her fame will soon be spreading to the American side of the Atlantic, thanks to this article in this weekend’s New York Times magazine. We have to question the Times’ claim that Katie is simply famous for being

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Because everyone else is doing it, the next version of Firefox will contain a “private mode” for all your porn browsing needs. (Although true Mozilla fans know that this has been possible for awhile now.) Of course, we don’t understand why you would want to erase your porn surfing history

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Atlanta Bondage Is Southern Fried BDSM

We’ve been to Atlanta several times and we even liked it (mostly), but weather-wise, it’s a terribly uncomfortable place to live. On the other hand, hot, humid, and sticky is exactly the way some people like it. Still others think the place isn’t stifling enough. So why not take your

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This is the end result of global warming—an ocean full of giant penis icebergs. Yes, our coastlines will be underwater, but at least it we’ll be slightly amused by it. (metro.co.uk)

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Waking up to the sight of new Kitty Lea photos–well, new photos from her last Nuts shoot–is pretty much the best way to start off a Monday morning. Actually, not having to wake up at all on a Monday morning would be even better, but this is pretty close. (dailypoa.com)

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Today In Bravery: “I Am Not A MILF”

I can imagine that, when it’s the difference between a paycheck and no paycheck, a woman who has not actually borne children will concede to being called a MILF for the purposes of pornic exploitation. But Kara Nox in “Desperate MILFs & Housewives” courageously sets the record straight. “I’m not

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Best Of Babelogs: Monday Edition

Best Of Babelogs: Monday Edition

Because there’s only one way to get a good week off to a good start … · Alinna Penta (babeblast.xlogz.com) · Alley Bagget (babe-envy.com) · Amber Campisi (mybigtitsbabes.com) · Irenne (hq69.com) · Jeannie (wet-babe.com) · Juana and Lara (butterflysearcher.com) · Judy (nextdoormania.com) Karina Hart (primecurves.com) · Karlie Montana (teenist.com) ·

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Contempt Of Porn Court

Contempt Of Porn Court

We’re not lawyers—or doctors, for that matter—but we’re pretty sure the “expert” testimony is this fake vagina trial would not be admissible in any court. Sure, watching some anal sex under sterile lab conditions is an excellent way of gathering scientific data, but we don’t see what any of it

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Happy Birthday Kayden Kross

When ordinary folks celebrate a birthday it usually involves a Hallmark card or two and a round of drinks with the gang from work at Applebee’s; when a “political activist, sex positive feminist, equestrian lover, part time pugilist, and adult superstar” (to list just some of her accomplishments from the

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Nikki Nova (Suze.net)

. . . * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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Celebrity Sex Tapes 101

Do you ever wonder how those amateur celebrity sex tapes go from rumor to back door deal to shady paysites to your computer? Or why some videos become money-making blockbusters, while other never make it past step one? The L.A. Times investigates this sexual black market and the answers may

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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Riding The Ribbed Rascal

I’ve mentioned my feelings about traditional dildos on previous occasions, But for those of you who were in the bathroom at the time, here’s a recap: I usually don’t get too excited about anything that appears to be a plastic approximation of a penis. Though those toys certainly have their

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