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American Airlines has only been testing their new wi-fi internet service on 15 flights a day, but the flight attendants union is already asking how they can tone down the porn. Gee, if only they could have used the plane’s radar to see that one coming a mile away. (dallasnews.com)
Internet “experts” are warning people not to click on any emails that promise you a Barack Obama sex video. Instead, they advise you to wait for the inevitable Sarah Palin sex video, because it’s much hotter and maybe involves a pig or a moose or something. (Actually, the Obama email
Communism vs. Capitalism. Environmentalism vs. Industrialization. Betty vs. Veronica. Tits vs. Ass. Is there any debate more heated than that last one? Though we don’t flatter ourselves to think that we could settle so epic a dispute with one humble poll, we do feel that we’ve chosen two worthy contenders
Do you like to have sex, but don’t like all that pesky thrusting? Do you desperately want to fuck, but don’t really want to exert any effort whatsoever? Once again, science has your back! (And your butt and a lot of other parts.) This Japanese (what else?) contraption takes all
Remember that curiously skin-free teaser for “Pirates II”? Well, a mere year and a half after turning on the hype machine for what some believe is the most eagerly anticipated pirate-themed porn megaspectacular ever, Digital Playground has finally released a real trailer — and, unlike the aforementioned teaser, it doesn’t
Do you dream of a life full of hot sex, strip clubs, and sizzling adult entertainment … with none of the boring stuff that usually gets in the way, like parking hassles and depleted bank accounts and irksome STDs? Well, now you can have that life, and you don’t even
Sure, Nina Hartley may be a registered nurse, but Mika Tan is a certified nurseholologist — and she’s very eager to put her training to good use. So what if nurseholology isn’t as well known or as respected as traditional nursing? We guarantee that when Mika’s done with you, you’ll
We’ve always thought of sex toys as just another kind of gadget, and now it seems that electronics giant Philips agrees: the company recently announced their entry into the marital aid arena with the launch of the “Intimate Massager”. Sadly, it’s only available in the UK–but could this be the
A new photo book called “One-Track Mind” claims to offer “a revealing insight into the obsessed minds of men,” but frankly … we don’t get it. How can you learn anything about men just by looking at pictures of nice round objects that maybe have little protuberances on the end
We all know that nobody does clever puns—or capitalizes on the day’s biggest headlines—better than porn companies, and Tera Patrick’s production company does both with its latest release, “The Sex Offenders”. Starring a possibly younger and somewhat alien-looking version of Stoya, it’s the heartwarming tale of people who have sex
Puerto Rican sex tape superstar(?) Noelia is keeping her underwear on these days. Well, almost. Sometimes you have to try and stick with what works. (dailypoa.com)
Doctors say that for many sex addicts, hiding their addiction is part of the thrill. The other part of the thrill? Having all the sex. (abcnews.go.com)
What is with Hollywood today and the everything-all-at-once MTV generation? Why does everything we watch have to be cut up and mashed together and edited within an inch of its life? We have enough trouble keeping up with one fucking couple–how are we supposed to follow along with three different
Are you tired of the same old orgy? Is your hedonistic group sex just not fulfilling you the way it used to? Perhaps you need something new to spice up your routine. Why not incorporate an idea that was in no way stolen from a James Bond movie and add
We knew it was just a matter of time until the interweb was flooded with fake nude photos of überMILF-of-the-moment Sarah Palin: after all, those former beauty pageant-worthy good looks and sexy librarian-style hairdo-and-eyeglasses combo were practically made for all sorts of fantasizing no matter which side of the bipartisan
We know what you’re thinking: “Oh puh-leez, Fleshbot Fashion Police, you’re just featuring pasties in this post because you want to show pictures of boobies.” Actually … well, actually we have no clever retort to that, because it’s pretty much true. But our fixation with boobs aside, pastie making is
