Archive | September 2, 2008

Talk about a rough vacation: all the guests get food poisoning in the hotel restaurant, a family is accused of stealing towels when they try to check out, then security guards shoot a teenage girl in the face with a stun gun, leading to an all-out brawl by the front

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Sex Blog Roundup: The Kinks

You know who we’re talking about–the ones who live in that nice house on your block. You even nearly hit one with your shopping cart last week at the supermarket! They’re everywhere, you know. They’re The Kinky People. And since some suggest that people who are into bondage are happier

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1 2 3 4 5 Lacey Motherfuckin’ Duvalle Is Serious About Her Work (2,973 views, 1 comment) Verunka (Verunka’s Dreams) (2,824 views, 1 comment) Sex Blog Roundup: The Kinks (2,317 views, 1 comment) The nJoy Eleven: What Becomes A $300 Dildo Most? (3 comments, 1,064 views) Arianna Armani Is The

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A DVD distributor says that 97% of all adult DVDs in Australia are actually pirated copies sold by the mob. Apparently, copyright infringement is more lucrative than bootlegging these days. (news.com.au; thumb via)

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Carla Bruni, First Lady Of Bikinis

Oh Carla Bruni, you look just as lovely in a bikini as you do out of one. Too bad you’re not an American citizen: if McCain had to pick some hot but politically inexperienced babe to run as his VP, why couldn’t he have gone with you? Then again, is

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Verunka (Verunka’s Dreams)

. . . * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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Stanley Kubrick Porn, Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Sex Odysseys

Porn movies that parody mainstream entertainment are nothing new in this business, but there maybe one director who has the honor of being targeted more than any other: Stanley Kubrick. No one can really say what it is about his style or artistic choices that make Kubrick so ripe for

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All Aboard “The Velvet Express”

The Velvet Express is the newest creation from the folks who brought you the erotic gaming classic LoveChess, and while we plan on posting a detailed review soon we couldn’t resist pointing you to the screenshots on the game’s official site now–especially since they feature what seems to be a

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If brands like Converse were smart, they’d start paying for product placement in altporn movies like “Debbie Loves Dallas” and “Circa ’82″ to reach their target demographic of hip young adult consumers. Then again, thanks to movies like “Debbie Loves Dallas” and “Circa ’82″, maybe they don’t have to pay

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Lacey Motherfuckin

Lacey Motherfuckin’ Duvalle Is Serious About Her Work

Lacey Duvalle is a true professional, and she expects her coworkers to bring the same level of commitment to their shared scenes. That means being on time, showing up prepared — and absolutely no sleeping on set. Over here at Fleshbot HQ, we respect that kind of work ethic. Porn

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Brody Jenner’s Mom Has Got It Going On

Maybe we’ve had our heads in the sand all summer, but we had no idea that Brody Jenner’s mom (that’s Linda Thompson to you) was such a MILF. It almost makes us wish we were friends with Brody, so we could go over his house after school and spend some

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North Korea is using deadly sex spies to seduce South Korean military officers in order to learn classified information. Is it 1944 again? Can’t they just use Google like everyone else? (theaustralian.news.com.au)

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No Virgin Suicides, Please, We’re British: The Josh Hartnett Sex Tape (?)

While we’re not sure if Josh Hartnett has made a good movie since “The Virgin Suicides,” celebrity sex tape outlet Red Light District is offering $500,000 for the rights to distribute the apocryphal tape of the actor and an unidentified female friend (or “galpal”) in a London hotel library. No

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“Number One Plus” is a water-based lubricant that was designed and produced for sex workers in Cambodia. It’s cheap, effective … and it also cures acne! So you know … go ahead and get your face right in there. (telegraph.co.uk, via sex-and-blogs.com)

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Remembrance Of Things Assed: "Miss Big Ass Brazil"

Remembrance Of Things Assed: "Miss Big Ass Brazil"

For whatever reason (and don’t delve too deeply into it), I looked at the title of this movie and heard a rebuke from my mother. “And if you’re so smart, Miss Big Ass Brazil, why did you flunk Algebra?” If something primal in your own memory was stirred by these

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Loose Lips Sink Ships

Loose Lips Sink Ships

We were reminded today—by North Korea of all places—of one the biggest truths that all real military geniuses understand: Women make the best soldiers. Why is that? They’re smart, resourceful, and can take a lot more pain that most men. Also, unlike men, they don’t spill all of their nation’s

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Savannah (Suze Classics)

. . . * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

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EroticBPM Gets An Upgrade

Fans of altporn should be well-acquainted with EroticBPM. The nine year old site, which began its life as RaverPorn, was one of the founding members of the altporn movement. After all those years of rocking the block with hot beats and hotter babes, it’s come time for some improvements: EroticBPM

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Front magazine responds to charges that lad mags are destroying America Great Britain–”Yeah, so?” You don’t hear their busty new 18-year-old model Rosie complaining do you? We guarantee that no one is complaining about her. (dailypoa.com)

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Just days after being introduced to an adoring nation and being thrust head first into the bright glare of the media spotlight, a young woman is being forced to step down due to an untimely pregnancy. Of course, we’re speaking of recent Playboy model and tennis star Ashley Harkleroad, who

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