Ah yes, remember those heady days of celebrity x-ray photo enhancements? Grab your copy of Photoshop–and maybe a box of tissues–and experience the giddy thrill of looking at Pam Anderson’s and Britney Spears’ boobs under their clothes all over again … for the first time. Some things just never get old! (thighswideshut.org)

Our Wonder Woman-worshipping siblings at io9 ask, “Have superhero comics finally grown up and become openly bondage-friendly?” We’ll let them offer up some visual evidence starring the new X-Men villain Red Queen to help answer that question; in the meantime, we’re more interested in what this “Flesh Farm” is and how we can get there. Sounds like we’d feel right at home. (io9.com)

Who says bigger is always better? Sometimes the best things come in small packages… especially when those things are hot girls. We have to agree with Fleshbot reader Crystal_Mountain on this one: petite women have always had an effect on our special areas far bigger than their petite proportions would suggest. Meet some of our favorite small wonders after the jump—and feel free to remind us of any of your favorites we might have missed in the comments.

. . .

Ivana (nakednaturalgirls.com)

Gauge

Andrea Spinks (kellyfind.com)

Chelsie Rae (kellyfind.com)

Jayna Oso

Simone (galleryhost.com)

Lana Croft

Joanna Angel

Apnea (apneatic.com)

Mosh (themoshroom.com)

****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

You might think that the divine Sunny Leone already had her hands full with her responsibilities as a Vivid girl and all, but apparently our favorite Indo-Canadian crush object has a few more talents she hasn’t exercised yet: word is that she’ll be launching her own production line, SunLust Pictures, early next year. Sunny says that her movies “will appeal to many different niches” and that she plans to “direct, create, write and produce” all of them–though we noticed that “perform in” was conspicuously absent from that job description. Let’s just hope she doesn’t forget to keep exercising the talent that made us fall in love with her in the first place … (Xbiz; thumbnail via vividvideoonline.com via Ask Jolene)

Summer may be drawing to a close, but there’s still a few more weeks of Celebrity Bikini Watch to enjoy before we have to start breaking out the parkas and mittens. (Though things might not have to end at all if we turn our attention to the southern hemisphere). Good thing Ali Larter got in under the radar–we’d hate to have missed the chance to spend some time with her. Especially when she’s rocking a bikini. Click thumbnail for gallery.

. . .

GALLERY




















END

Wrestling babe Christy Hemme is apparently a big hit across the pond in the UK. Perhaps it’s because she employs a move called the Flying Firecrotch Guillotine, which sounds awfully dangerous. But those crazy kids are probably into that sort of thing over there. (dailypoa.com)

The Olympics might (finally) be over… but the memory of thousands of hot athletes fucking like bunnies in the Olympic Village lingers on. You’d think that with all that television coverage NBC would have at least recorded some of the action for the rest of us; in the meantime we’ll be keeping our fingers crossed for a bootleg “Synchronized Swimmers Gone Wild!” video to turn up before 2012 rolls around. (timesonline.co.uk – thanks VH)

Unlikely though it may seem, we’re almost postive that we’ve just discovered a long lost relative of our very own Supreme Commandress. Though she’s halfway across the world–and even though we would never call Joanna a “tattoo slut”, even though we’re not sure she’d mind–this gal shares many similarities with the reigning queen of Burning Angel: long dark hair, plenty of tattoos, and a healthy love of butt sex. Now if only we could get these two together for a family reunion …

. . .

· Tattoo slut ass fuck (megarotic.com)

The naysayers may still be saying that topless sunbathing is a thing of the past … but we should have known that Sienna Miller would be waiting in the wings with her friends getting ready to bring it back into fashion. Seriously, like celebrities were going to stop taking off their tops in public? Whatever were the poor paparazzi supposed to take pictures of?. . .

The back-and-forth legal maneuvering between our government and our nation’s pornographers may not get you hot, even if it gets you bothered–it even makes our eyes glaze over sometimes. But it is occasionally instructive to keep tabs on who is being put in jail with your tax dollars. It’s also hard to have a First Amendment debate over a title like “Storm Squirters 2: Target Practice” without giggling, but it helps that the Supreme Court has no sense of humor.

Evil Angel head honcho John Stagliano is the latest target of the Justice Department, but he’s fighting back the American Way–through the news media. In this video interview with Reason TV he shares his thoughts on his ongoing obscenity case and explains why you should care about it. And it’s not to sell another copy of “Milk Nymphos.” (Although if you’re interested we could probably find you one.)

. . .

· The U.S. vs. John Stagliano (reason.tv)

Previously: Coming For A Cause: Just About Everybody You’ve Ever Masturbated To In “Defend Our Porn”

An Australian preacher has a very good reason for pretending he had cancer and lying about it to his own parishioners for over two years–he was addicted to porn, of course! Pornography: Is there anything we can’t blame on it? (news.com.au)

Sometimes she uses a simple vegetable mist, sometimes she uses Crisco, sometimes she uses her own essential oils. But(t) no matter what she does to make her ass look so slippery, America’s hopes and dreams are reflected and take root in Buttwoman’s shiny bum, as will no doubt be stated over and over again in this fortnight’s political conventions.

Once the title held by Belladonna, Tianna Lynn, Brianna Love, and Lauren Phoenix, Buttwoman is now the domain of Alexis Texas. At a solemn ceremony earlier this week, Texas acknowledged that with great power comes great responsibility, and vowed to avoid offshore drilling in search for the excess of emollients her ass requires.

• Alexis Texas (Wikipedia)
• Watch the “Buttwoman” Trailer (elegantangel.com)
• Elegant Angel (elegantangel.com)
• Alexis Texas Galleries: 1, 2 (nsgalleries.com. via askjolene.com)

Do you dream of being a photographer for a glossy cheesecake site like Zivity, taking tame erotic photos of kind-of-naked girls? Well now’s your chance: get your ticket for Zivity Photography Bootcamp a once in a lifetime opportunity to ogle Zivity models in person while getting photo instruction from the likes of Philip “Lithium Picnic” Warner. And all it’ll cost you is a mere $985! What are you waiting for? (Uh, don’t answer that.) (zivitybootcamp.eventbrite.com)

Zoo Weekly has an exhaustive investigative report on the best new boobs in Britain—with “new” apparently meaning that they sprung forth fully formed from the nation’s overworked boob mines. They even still have that new boob shine! (zootoday.com; also seen @ sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Because you can never have too much of a good thing … · Adrianna (stockingparadise.com) · Adriana Taylor (dailyniner.com) · Anna (babesdiary.com) · Casey Parker (nextdoormania.com)· Cassia Riley (morebabes.to) · Chantel (join2babes.com) · Emma (labatidora.net) · Erica Ellyson (redpornblog.com) · Inna Q (miaau.net) · Irma (kindgirls.com) · Iveta Nokivis (freeporn.hu) · Olyfka (go-girls-go.com) · Oxana (sensualarousalblog.com) · Sally Walker (glam0ur.com) · Samantha Martinez (sexykittenporn.com) · Yennie Hoang (lettherebeporn.com) * * * * * Previously: Best Of Babelogs Archive

Because you have been waiting for weeks now to know for certain, we are happy to inform you that Jenna Jameson is, at last and officially, totally pregnant, and tells Us Magazine that she will be “resting as much as possible” in anticipation of the big event. Which means that if you’re expecting her to come out of retirement and do a Belladonna-style “My Ass Is Haunted” DVD over the next few months … er, don’t. (usmagazine.com)

We live in a big city, but we grew up in the Midwest, so we hate it when people assume that everyone who lives in a neighborhood that can’t be reached by subway is an mouth-breathing inbred yokel who can barely tie his own shoes let alone know how to use a library card. (Our libraries are top-notch, thank you very much!) Just because someone hangs out in a barn all day that doesn’t mean they aren’t sophisticated. They can still recognize a hot pornstar when they see one and show her some good ol’ down home hospitality, to boot.

. . .

· Farmer’s Fantasy (RedTube)

We don’t really understand what this commercial is trying to sell or how the product will make us cooler or smarter or thinner, but it does have people doing stunts in their underwear and a hot girl and guy getting their clothes ripped off. So, you know … whatever it is, we’ll buy it. (Watch the whole thing to see what we mean.)

. . .

· Photo of Extreme Fashion Stunts – Sela “Together Forever” Commercial (VIDEO) (trendhunter.com)

This just in: Men and women sometimes trade sex for favors and gifts! There’s even a name for this shocking new phenomenon. It’s called “dating.” (cnn.com, thumb via)

We should start off by saying that if you’ve struggled at all with redhead addiction in the past as much as we have, you should definitely steer clear of Digital Playground director Robby D’s latest video chronicle, “Jack’s Redhead Adventure”. In fact, saying that the preview gallery they so kindly shared with us in advance of the movie’s release later this week is nothing less than a gateway drug would be an understatement: it’s like the porn version of crack cocaine, minus the queasy smell and low-rent associations!So what if many of the other titles in the studio’s “Jack” franchise have grown more predictable than volume 50 of an Ed Powers series? Or that “Jack” has branched out into practically everything but late night infomercials? Such considerations pale in comparison to the glorious sight of beauties like Nikki Roze, Madison Young, and Scarlet Faye blushing even pinker as they are … well, you’ll see when you check the gallery. So will a full intervention be necessary to cure our addiction? Or will occasional outpatient treatments suffice? Test your own limits of tolerance to these sexy controlled substances and let us know what you think while we call our treatment counselors and find our whether or not our insurance will cover tug burn. • Jack’s Redhead Adventure” (DVD info + trailer @ digitalplayground.com) • Order: “Jack’s Redhead Adventure” (adultdvdempire.com)