The only industry that gets less respect than porn these days is the mortgage industry, which is probably why one mortgage broker gave up the foreclosure game in order to sell a different kind of American Dream. Like a well-financed subprime loan, TheNetGirls offers the promise of a weekend in
“Holy shit. Look at you.” That’s the first thing out of the mouth of the director of Vivid’s “Brand New Faces 10″ when he sees Pharyn Sparxxx for the first time. Me, I was like “Holy shit; look at your name tag.” Had she been the guy from those old
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Not content with LOLcats–or LOLporn, for that matter–the folks at “I Can Has Cheezburger” have launched a funny Engrish site and what do you know … pretty much all Japanese-to-English translations end up sounding hilariously filthy. Yes, that sign is offering cunt examinations. And yes, we are easily amused. (engrishfunny.com)
Everyone loves a good French maid fantasy (even us!), which means that everyone should love this gallery of hot babes who get our minds all dirty while they make our houses clean. Who knew there were so many variations on such a simple theme? (holytaco.com)
Apparently, Buckcherry were so excited about having naked girls in their last music video that they couldn’t wait to do it again. And this time, they’re naked girls that we know! The uncensored version of the “Too Drunk” video features Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel along with Fleshbot Crush Object
We’re bummed to hear from our pal Audacia Ray that the Village Voice has suddenly decided to shutter its Naked City blog, which had become as much a part of our daily routine as flossing and our late morning ass smoothie pick-me-up. Where are we supposed to keep up with
Women of the world, are you tired of keeping your top on? This Saturday, you can fight for your right to go topless as part of National Go Topless Protest Day. Sure, the movement may have been founded by some crazy UFO religion, but that shouldn’t dampen your enthusiasm for
We’ve sung the praises of Gianna Michaels many times before. But for those of you who weren’t listening–or who need a little extra stimulation to really get the message– this video of Gianna showing off her skills should get the point across. After all, it’s not every girl who can
Obviously, calling your website “A Gallery of Nudes” is pretty much all that you need to do to get us interested, but photographer René Felderer goes above and beyond just “A Gallery.” There are actually several galleries of quality naked photographs to choose from, because why limit yourself to just
Once again, we find ourselves a little jealous of Hungary and their seeming surplus of saucy babes. All this and goulash too? That just doesn’t seem fair. (cameltap.com)
Word on the street is that the poor pornstar who got slugged by an unruly jerk at the Boobs on Bikes parade was America’s own Crush Object Kayden Kross. Thankfully, she’s ok, but we are so not happy with New Zealand right now. See if we ever lend you our
We were lucky enough to see some of our favorite new (and gently used) people this week on the sets of movies they make solely for you. “I like the way he leans forward in his chair until his nose almost touches the screen,” the recently assualted Kayden Kross did
Most people probably see a photographer who takes pictures of naked women assume that he must bang every hot chick who drops her drawers in his studio. The real truth is … those people are right! Talking women out of their clothes is the hardest part of both photography and
Aiden Starr, Jaeylin Fox, Lorena Sanchez, Sandra Romaine, and Veronique Vega have more than proved their moxie over the years when it comes to riding some of the most formidable appendages in the business. So it didn’t come as much of a surprise when we found them in the cast
It seems that way down in the land down under people are more likely to use the internet to search for games than porn. And oddly enough, there was a spike in people searching for info on The Veronicas this past month! Wonder what that was all about? (news.com.au)
We’ve heard of some bad group sex experiences, but they very rarely end with one of the participants getting stabbed with a steak knife and sent to the hospital. Seriously, that almost never happens. Usually. Not every time, anyway. (madison.com)
The powers that be may have declared going topless to be so last season, but as far as we (and, apparently, the Raelians) are concerned it’ll never go out of style. In a salute to the women who aren’t afraid to take their tops off for their adoring public—whether they
You will no doubt be hearing more than you ever wanted to know about Hustler’s upcoming “This Ain’t The Munsters XXX” in the few short weeks before the DVD is released at the end of September (that is, if you haven’t heard more than you wanted to know already)–so you
