Archive | August 18, 2008

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The OhMiBod Gets Nano

For all its bells and whistles, the OhMiBod vibrator never appealed to me. Sure, it was a fancy vibe that would turn my favorite hits into orgasm pumping jam sessions. But it also looked like a big white plastic Slimline—the kind of vibrator that has never appealed to me. I

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Undead Film Critics, Lost And Found Vintage Erotica, And You

There’s no rhyme or reason to it, but we’re really enjoying this gallery of a not-so-blushing new bride on her wedding day. We don’t know where bloggers dig up these old treasures–or where they come up with names like Undead Film Critic–but whenever some primo erotica from the past pops

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A “celebrated artist” in the UK is not being allowed to hang her self-portrait in a gallery because the nipples are too big. Plus, everyone who has seen her nipples knows that the shading is all wrong. (dailymail.co.uk)

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Live Nude Geeks! How Geek Porn Went Mainstream

Our nerdy sibling site Kotaku has looked up from their XBox DSs or their Nintendo 360s or whatever it is that occupies most of their time and discovered that there’s porn in them thar internets–and not just any porn, but geek-focused porn even! (Specifically, a babelog site called Gamer Fetish.)

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DigiRomp Brings All The Girls To The Yard

Lesbians, rejoice! Sure, it may be hard to find porn that’s made especially for you, but there are still some people looking out for your erotic needs. And, as luck would have it, they’ve put together a special little club that’s for lesbians only! DigiRomp, aka “the place where all

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Angelica Sin Gets What She Wants

Angelica Sin knows exactly what she wants: to take it in the ass. Coincidentally, watching Angelica take a hard cock in her big, perfectly round posterior is exactly what we want — especially when it’s accompanied by a nice helping of Angelica taking it in the mouth and seeing Angelica

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Porn Valley’s “No Lists”: Who’s Not Doing Who

We already know about the list of things pornstars will and won’t do; now thrill to a behind-the-scenes report about the list of who pornstars will and won’t do*. Though we don’t get to see the actual lists, apparently persuing off-camera relationships and having too big a dick are among

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A man in Brighton, England, has been given a restraining order and may not go with 100 yards of his girlfriend’s apartment … because they are too loud when they have sex and the neighbors can’t take it anymore. Or maybe they’re just jealous? (bbc.co.uk)

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FluffyTek Snuggles You In Hot Erotic Nudes

We’re not trying to get all warm and fuzzy on you, but how can you not want to cuddle up next to a website with a name like FluffyTek. So adorable! There’s no cat photos on this one though–more like erotic art nudes. Fluffy (or Mr. Fluffy to you) is

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New advances in super high-tech luminous fabrics can only lead to one inevitable conclusion–glow in the dark boobies. The future wins again. (lumigram.com, via inventorspot.com)

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Kissing Jessica Drake, Who Is "Kissing Girls"

Kissing Jessica Drake, Who Is "Kissing Girls"

To know jessica drake—or at least to bump into her semi-regularly—is to be infatuated with jessica drake. That is why hopes are high when Wicked gets around to jessica drake in its contract performer marquee movie rotation. And that drake gets around to Dana DeArmond turns out to be a

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Seren Gibson doesn’t have to share her magazine covers with anybody … but she is sharing what’s underneath her covers! Get it? (Give us a break, it’s Monday morning.) (boobieblog.com)

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Best Of Babelogs: Still More Olympic Spirit Edition

Best Of Babelogs: Still More Olympic Spirit Edition

Because there’s more than one thing to hold a torch for … · Amanda Hanshaw (babesandbitches.net) · Amanda King (babeslog.net) · Anna (babesdiary.com · Beatrix (join2babes.com) · Cikita (bestbosoms.com) · Enya (butterflysearcher.com) · Kaira (teenport.com) · Kate Brenner (oweos.com) · Krissy (labatidora.net) · Lanny Barby (asredas.com) · Lizzie (getnudies.com) ·

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Back To The Future: Hustler’s “Alt Chicks Fuck Better”

We’re not usually big fans of compilation DVDs here at Fleshbot: chances are if you missed something the first time around it’s not worth watching when it gets repackaged with other similarly forgettable scenes for a quickie comp release. But given their ubiquity in the porn marketplace they’re hard to

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Flesh Flicks: Here To Fix The Cable ... Again

Flesh Flicks: Here To Fix The Cable … Again

We’ve lived in a lot of different places, so at some point in our travels we’ve probably had to deal with every major cable company that exists. And you know what? They all stink. It’s expensive, the signal is always conking out, and even if you’re lucky enough to get

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Kelly Brook In A Bikini Is Better Than … Well, Nothing

Will we ever get tired of looking at British glamour babe Kelly Brook prance around in a bikini? Well, maybe when she starts showing us her nipples again, only then we’ll be a little too distracted by her boobs to pay attention to her bikini. But until then, a skimpy

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Despite recent high profile split second sort-of-lesbian makeout sessions to the contrary, we don’t usually associate the films of Woody Allen (or Woody Allen himself for that matter) with hot sexy sex. But that didn’t stop the culture vultures at NY Mag from compiling a list of the top ten

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This Week In Condoms (= Not Olympic Athletes, Apparently)

As usual, athletes in the Olympic Village have access to free condoms during the Games. What’s not as usual is that no one is using them. Maybe they’re all taking that “no sex before competition rule” a little too seriously? We thought it was always have sex before competition rule,

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Crossdressing Cuties: Hot Girls In Boys’ Clothes

There used to be a time when women wearing men’s clothes was the height of transgression—and therefore something to be eroticized and fetishized whenever it did happen. Nowadays, of course, the sight of a woman in pants isn’t exactly something shocking— but for whatever reason, a lot of us are

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