Archive | August 14, 2008

Ernest Borgnine is 91 years old, but he has a very simple secret for his longevity: Jerking off, and lots of it. Thankfully, he decided to share this tidbit with a live national TV audience. So is that what “The Dirty Dozen” was about? (video @ bestweekever.tv)

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The New York Times finally picks up what we’re putting down and wonders why people are so impressed with the bodies of Olympic athletes–and naturally includes a slide show of the bodies of Olympic athletes. Did they really think people tune in for the glory of amateur competition or something?

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Getting Wet And Wild At Wet-Babe (Where Else?)

We’re pretty sure it’s a scientific fact that everyone looks twice as hot when they’ve just been soaked in water (if, of course, you interpret “everyone” to mean “hot women.”). It used to be that we’d have to search through babelog after babelog looking for that rare handful of hot

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Aria Giovanni is off traveling the world… and thanks to the good folks at Booble, we can all go with her! Think she’ll let us come along when she goes home too? (booble.com, via Naked City)

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Online sexual explorer Audacia Ray is done with quickies. Or at least her podcast is: over at her Live Girl Review, she’s switching up the format so that twice a month, viewers get a marathon sex session. (Uh, a marathon sex toy and porn review session, that is.) And we

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Sunday In The Park With Blowjobs

There are lots of things to do in the park, like sit on the grass and swing on the swings and play on the jungle gym. But it seems that some folks prefer to enjoy the scenery from the comfort of the front seat of their car. After all, that

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German Olympians Join The Parade Of Naked Athletes

Our Beijing bureau has been working around the clock to make sure that you stay up-to-date on all the latest Olympic news–specifically, which athletes have taken their clothes off for a photo. Our Chinese spies could find no information about any sporting events or medal winners–some guy won a swim

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Expicto Is Filthy Photography For Everyone

On this website, there’s no names, no dates, no long-winded discussions of film speeds and aperture settings–it’s just a gallery of super hot babes and studs doing dirty things in a setting out of some old cabaret. Yeah, the really hard stuff is more implied than shown, but what’s being

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Hell Hath No Fury Like An eBay Seller Scorned

A woman on eBay is selling the evidence of her husband’s infidelity–a used condom wrapper and a photo of “the tart’s kinckers.” We hope her shamed husband finds the auction, because then the bidding might really get exciting. (reuters.com)

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A new poll suggests that parents are more concerned about the influence of videogames on their kids than they are about alcohol or porn. To be fair, however, the poll was conducted by a website written for parents who are obsessed with the influence of videogames on their kids–and naturally,

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Flesh Flicks International Edition: Sprechen Sie "Pizza Boy"?

Flesh Flicks International Edition: Sprechen Sie "Pizza Boy"?

Sure, we’ve all seen the same old pizza delivery boy setup in porn flicks before, probably more times than we can count. But have you ever seen it acted out in German? We didn’t even know they had pizza deliveries over there! Guess it’s one more example of how porn

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Lesbians Demand Better Porn … And We Provide It! (Sorta)

A recent website poll–as scientific a study as one can get–reveals that lesbians are not thrilled with the state of girl-on-girl action in their porn. Believe it or not, porn companies tend to cater to straight dudes, so even though 62% their output contains scenes of girls going wild on

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Porn Star Husbands: How The Other Half Lives

Apparently, while being married to a porn star may provide an ego boost to some guys it also involves dealing with the fact that her job involves “eight hours a day getting plowed by guys with nicknames like Thug of Porn”. Then again, it also means that your wife has

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So yeah, that article in the New York Times today about hot Olympic bodies? In addition to all the eye candy, it turns out it’s the first time the Grey Lady has printed the word “XTube” as well (and no, that online mention in a Freakonomics column a few months

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In a sign that the economy is really doing that bad (yes, that bad), Hugh Hefner has made a drastic budget cut: he’s decided to stop throwing his famed Playboy Mansion parties. It’s truly the end of an era, but at least we have the pictures to remember it by.

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Everything You Always Wanted To Know About The Adult Industry (But Didn’t Want To Have To Pay To Find Out)

An online venture called Carnal University has announced a new interactive web-based training module which promises to teach its students everything they need to know about the world of porn. (Take that, University of Phoenix!) For just a mere twenty bucks, you can sign up to learn the history of

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Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: “Bitch Slap”

There seems to be a renewed interest lately in the big-breasted sexploitation films of the ’50s and ’60s, and we’re going to go ahead and give all the credit to our own weekly feature. There’s even been talk that Quentin Tarantino plans to follow up his “Grindhouse” nonsense with a

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1 2 3 4 5 Flesh Flicks: Got Milk Maids? (8,858 views, 1 comment) Best Of Babelogs: Left Hander’s Day Edition (6,072 views) Soft On The Inside: “All Internal #8″ (3,636 views, 4 comments) German Olympians Join The Parade Of Naked Athletes (2 comments, 3,090 views) Lesbians Demand Better Porn

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Cytheria: The Way She Squirted

Seeing Cytheria in that recently released Jenna Jameson flick a few days ago made us nostalgic for the days when you could barely turn around in the porn scene without being hit by one of her trademark squirts. So it was great to come across this compilation video of some

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Having a bachelor party? You might want to leave the kids at home. We know babies like boobs and all, but you want them to have something to look forward to when they grow up. (postyourgirls.com)

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