Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Blasting Off With The Sonic Ring Kit (Because Every Cock Can Use A Hand)
I admit to having a bit of a soft spot for cock rings. As it happens, hard cocks are my favorite kind. So anything that helps keep them that way is pretty much guaranteed a firm place in my heart.
But beyond doing their part in the war against flaccidity, and occasionally producing a thicker, more turgid erection, cock rings haven’t really done much for me personally. The ones with nubs or ticklers have done a bit to tickle my fancy, but it’s never really been anything worth writing home about. But then the Sonic Ring Kit walked (or, er, rolled) into my life, and everything changed.
At its heart, this cock ring is a simple toy: a jelly rubber ring, studded with a few ticklers, accompanied by a simple push button bullet vibe. But its simplicity is also its greatest strength. The stretchy jelly rubber is fairly easy to get off and on (just be careful it doesn’t stick to the skin), and the bullet vibe stays on with no help needed from the wearer–all the better for some hands free fun.
But did the extra vibe add some kick to my ride? As with so many sex toys: it depends. In some positions the ring was a sheer delight, while in others it was a bit of a nuisance. My favorite set up involved my assistant pressing up against me and simply rocking back and forth, creating a consistent vibration against my girlparts. The worst one was legs spread open missionary: with my clitoris exposed, the vibration was uncomfortably intense. Standard missionary was a bit of a mixed bag: as you might have guessed, thrusting in and out moves the vibrator back and forth, creating a kind of make-your-own-pulse pattern sensation. Depending on your mood and preferences, it’s either incredibly delightful or incredibly annoying.
The Sonic Ring Kit certainly takes a bit of practice to figure out. But at $20, it’s worth the effort. (And even if it doesn’t work out for you, you still have that bullet vibe to use as you wish.) I must say, I’m looking forward to taking a few more laps around the track with it and seeing where it goes.
Though I also must say, learning how much I enjoy vibration during intercourse has definitely increased my curiosity about the We-Vibe, a fancy vibrator designed to be worn during intercourse. But I’ll have to get back to you about that one another week.
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Milan-based artist Francesco D’Isa and his merry band of 
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Since we’re drawn to words here at Fleshbot almost as much as we’re turned on by a good sense of humor (looking at naked boobs all day is really just an excuse to write funny things about them, honest!), we were immediately intrigued by the title of Chicago artist K Leo’s online portfolio. Finally, an art nude photographer who didn’t take himself quite so seriously! Which isn’t to say that the photos on display at Mirth And Beauty aren’t professional or anything–on the contrary, they’re among the most technically accomplished (and sexiest) art nudes we’ve come across lately. And while K Leo’s definition of mirth may not include things like 
You’ve got the car, you’ve got the suit … now all you need is the babe to go with it all. Of course, you could find one in a club or pick one up at a bar or even hunt around Craigslist. Or you could just wait around outside a supermarket until some girl who really needs to pee walks by! If you show her the bathroom, she’s bound to be grateful–and we’re pretty sure she’ll fuck you as a demonstration of her gratitude. Heck, she’ll probably even give you anal! Don’t believe us? Check out this instructional guide after the jump. It could happen to you!
You’d think that Aussie pop starlet Jess Origliasso would have learned a lesson from her fellow teen sensation 
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Protesters in the UK tried to shut down a coal mining operation by climbing on the digging machines–and of course 
Photographer Peter W. Czernich likes to dress women up in his rubber-suited love and Bizarre magazine likes anything even slightly out of the ordinary, so it sort of makes sense that these two crazy kids needed to get together and make some beautiful music. Czernich is the man behind this video on Bizarre’s website–it’s called “Fetish Academy” and it’s the dramatic story of the world’s strictest, shiniest and tightest-fitting boarding school this side of Hogwarts. These girls are definitely going to get into some good colleges.
There’s a first time for everything, including your first naked photo shoot. Even the photographer can get nervous, as Esquire learned by 
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Batts enlisted the help of New Mexico artist Nathan Carlisle, whose splendid animations fleshed out characters (like Drakul) that budget restrictions prevented from human depiction.
But where “Kiss Attack” really succeeds (as it should) is in its sex scenes, each with its own color palette, such as this one with the pale and lush Sara Vandalla and this vivid (small v) exchange with Sasha Grey.
Do we really learn anything new about vampires in “Kiss Attack”? Er, no. But they’re a fuckload sexier than werewolves.
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Way back when MILFs were invented a decade or so ago, their average age was probably closer to that of an woman who was actually old enough to have borne a hormonally active teenager. But nowadays, what with the interweb speeding up the pace of life and all, gals become MILFs at twenty-two–thereby avoiding that awkward pornic gap between barely legal teen and nondescript twentysomething that no one wants to fall into.
That’s why it’s refreshing to see that director Anton Slayer has assembled a cast of real MILF-type women for his latest Loaded Digital release “MILF Club”, thereby returning the term to its original vintage meaning. In fact, some of the footage even looks vintage–unless Slayer began shooting the movie when he was ten, or hired a stylist to plaster the walls of his set with posters of a pre-rehab Danny Bonaduce and “Magnum P.I.”. 
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