The Most Important Movie To Be Released This Or Any Other Summer came out to near unanimous praise last week, but it did have one fatal flaw: it chose to have two horribly disfigured men as the villains instead of, say, a sexy female seductress dressed in a skin-tight catsuit.

A lot has changed since Shauna Sand first appeared in Playboy twelve years ago: there was that whole acting career, the marriage to Lorenzo Lamas, and a few nip slips. But through it all, the most important thing of all has remained constant: girl looks great in a bikini. (Click

We’d like to think that there’s no such thing as too much porn. But when you’ve been collecting it for years, you have to question that assumption. Sure, having room upon room (or hard drive upon hard drive) full of smut seems like the ultimate in decadent living … but

The ubiquity and reach of the interweb makes it difficult to make any claims about yourself that other people might have a hard time verifying or agreeing with–you know, like calling yourself “the sexiest woman in town” or something. So maybe that’s why the subject of this annotated photo blog

The votes are in, and Mexico’s Mayte Carranco has been deemed the world’s hottest weather girl. The competition was stiff, but with her penchant for wearing midriff bearing outfits and prancing around in her bra on the air, Mayte ultimately prevailed. We think we can safely say the best weather

CNN takes a long, hard look at hip hop’s video vixens and discusses whether all that bikini-clad booty shaking perpetuates negative stereotypes and sends the wrong message to young Black women. Frankly, we don’t see what the problem is–we have absolutely no problem watching any woman shake her parts in

Have you heard? The Gong Show is back! We were very excited to learn of this development, because we like nonsensical performance art and big shiny metal objects. But mostly we’re just tuning in hoping to see whatever 2008′s version of The Popsicle Twins might be. After all, the very

Normally we’d say that you have to be having sex on an airplane when it’s actually airborne in order to gain entry to the Mile High Club–you know, what with that whole “mile high” part and all. But doing it right out there in the open on the wing of

We still don’t know whether or not the truth is out there–but there was definitely something out there at the “X-Files” movie premiere thanks to Bai Ling’s wardrobe malfunction. Maybe they can make a sequel to the movie that examines the paranormal mystery of celebrity sideboob? Get a closer look

Remember Max Mosley, the Formula One Racing chief who got caught getting spanked by pretend Nazi and/or prison guards? Well, it turns out that secretly setting up and videotaping someone as they enjoy perfectly legal sexual fun and then publishing it in a national newspaper is still considered an invasion

The only thing shocking about this year’s Australian Sexpo–besides Belladonna’s efforts to save the Catholic Church–is that no one is actually shocked anymore. Seriously, what do you have to stick in your mouth to get angry protesters to show up at your event these days? (news.com.au)

The closest Meggan Malone comes to Lord Aslan in Homegrown Video’s “The Chronicals {sic} of Hornia {not-sic}” is mentioning in her pre-flight interview that she just acquired “a baby kitten.” And the only Christian allegory that can be found in this video featuring the then-future Vivid contract girl are–well, there

Looking for a new job? If you’ve got fifteen years of experience managing teams, five years of experience as a CEO, and “just want to Get Things Done” then you could be the next CEO of Abby Winters! Of course, you’ll have to relocate to Melbourne, but we’re sure those

Ah, Paris! If for no other reason than to begin a review with “Ah, Paris!” did I watch this for lesbians/by lesbians movie, shot in dingy clubs with a spotlight and shot with sweaty abandon in apartments and elevators around the City of Light. Really a series of vignettes featuring

We’ve never really thought of hockey as a sexy sport, even if the hockey players at our school always did get the hottest chicks. All that bulky equipment leaves everything to the imagination–and anyone who’s been hit by a 90-mph slap shot will tell you that you should never take

Imported French sex machine and part-time gynecologist Manuel Ferrara may hold only a tenuous grasp of the English language–we could barely understand a word of his grateful acceptance speech at last year’s AVN Awards. But that hasn’t stopped legions of Freedom Fry-eating smut fans from admiring his oeuvre. After all,

This week’s clip forgoes the standard formula involving an outraged narrator warning you to avert your eyes from (and also definitely go and watch) a sordid tale of sex fiends throwing their lives away for the sake of cheap thrills. In fact, it doesn’t even pretend that there’s a story

Hey kids, it’s almost August … and you know what that means! Time start thinking about the hot nude calendars you’re going to be hanging on your bedroom wall in 2009! Naturally, we turn to the European calendar fanatics at Areaticino who have already everything you need to know about

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Professional naked lady photographer Richard Kern turns his attention to the lovely Armida, who describes herself as a “gold star lesbian”. Which means that she’s never … well, we’ll let her explain it all to you in her video. In the meantime, we definitely think she deserves at least a