Athletes are, by definition, very fit individuals and fit individuals are, by the definition of British slang, extremely hot. So that’s why Playboy has such a good track record when it comes to getting athletes to take their uniforms off for the magazine. Tennis babe Ashley Harkleroad is just the

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Attention all erotic Eisensteins and fornicating Fellinis: Venerable sex toy retailer Good Vibrations is seeking your submissions for their Third Annual Amateur Erotic Film Festival, and you have until September 25th to show them what you’ve got (or at least what you’ve managed to record on your video camera.) Surely

Nereida Gallardo may no longer be a WAG, but she still knows how to keep our attention. After taking a look through these pictures, we barely even remember her ex-boyfriend’s name. Cristiano … Cristian … whatever. But who cares anyway? Nereida, you’ve still got all the assets that matter. (thesun.co.uk)

In the annals of bizarre, overly-specific fetish videos, this one takes … well, you know. Grab a girl, have her strip off all her clothes, plop down on a nice gooey chocolate cake, and then let one rip. Voilà–you have CakeFarts, the newest gross-out sensation that just might be sweeping

You’ve used your Wii to improve your baseball game and your bowling skills. So why not play something that’ll actually help you improve something useful, like your ability to achieve mutual orgasm with your partner? Dark Room Sex Game, an “multiplayer, erotic rhythm game without any visuals,” allows players to

While some folks choose to escape the heat with a sexy journey to snowy lands, others prefer to seek respite with something a little more summery (not to mention tried and true) like a nice dip in the pool. Sure, frolicking in the mountains might cool you down faster, but

Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel has ordered us to tell you would like you to know that (1) she and some of her Burning Angels (as well as superstar photo mistress The Lovely Brenda) will be signing copies of their new book in Manhattan and Paramus, New Jersey today and

We know the term WAG usually refers to the wives and girlfriends of sports players, but we’d like to see it expanded to refer to the wives and girlfriends of other famous men … like actors, say, or film directors. At any rate, we need some word to help us

Wonderbra’s advertising is, as always, subtle and tasteful. Although, maybe they stole this one from Enzyte. (photoshelter.com, via adrants.com)

It takes guts to create a blog that contains nothing but pictures of yourself and then title it “The Most Beautiful Woman In Town.” It’s hard to pull that off without looking arrogant, mean, or just full of yourself. However, if you’ve also got the guts to put your naked

Can you imagine a painting so “brazen, abandoned and vulgar” that it could not be shown in public for more than 60 years? Yeah, well you probably didn’t just imagine something as tasteful as this nude piece. Maybe you should get your mind out of the gutter? (telegraph.co.uk)

Because there’s always room for ice cream! (And no, we’re not making this up.) · Alexandra (redpornblog.com) · Alizeya (exgirlfriendmarket.com) · Angel Kiss (pornio.net) · Ashley Taylor (baberoad.com) · Daisy Marie (bestbosoms.com) · Elena (doctorteen.com) · Eve Mendez (labatidora.net) · Iveta (kindgirls.com) · Jenya (bigboobs.hu) · Joy Glass & Brittany

A mere two years after releasing the teaser, Digital Playground has released the cover art for “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge”, leading to widespread speculation that the actual movie might arrive by the Vancouver Winter Olympics in 2010. Featuring a family-friendly, nowhere-near nude septet tableau including Stoya, Katsuni, and Jesse Jane

If we’ve learned anything today, it’s that if you’re a cable TV repairman and you get sent out on a call to a strange house, one of two things are going to happen. The 18-year-old daughter of the house will jump your bones or the snotty little brat son will

In Wicked’s new “Wedding Bell Blues”, the always delightful Kirsten Price plays a bride-to-be with a serious case of cold feet whose friends try to convince her why giving up a life of carefree sexual encounters with total strangers for the regimented monotony of married life is a Good Thing.

Bikini model Sophie Monk looks just as fetching when she’s wearing bikinis off the job. Especially when she gets a little wet. Someone make sure she gets paid for these photos, okay? She may be on her day off, but she’s still working it hard. (Click thumbnail for gallery.) .

Nuts presents the world’s 50 sexiest blondes–including perennial babelog favorite Eva Wyrwal, who frankly we liked better as a brunette. Maybe the two sides can work out some sort of shared custody agreement? (nsfwceleb.com)

There’s the kind of fun you can only have when it’s cold outside, of course, like sex on a bearskin rug in front of a roaring fire. But winter feels like it’s a million years away right now. So the bloggers in today’s roundup of some of the hottest moments

We’ve been meaning to slog through this groundbreaking investigative TV news report on sex and our culture–but frankly, we just can’t. We don’t need John Stossel’s mustache to tells us how we’re ruining America–we’re well aware of that already. But if you want to be reminded about society’s impending doom