Longtime Fleshbot Crush Object, Penthouse Pet of the Year runner up, self-proclaimed World’s Hottest Geek, and recent Manhattan transplant Justine Joli is celebrating her birthday today, and Fleshbot operatives have uncovered the fact that she’s flying back to L.A. as we speak for a special taping of Entertainment Tonight after which she plans on painting the town red in a whirlwind of all night clubbing with a bunch of her hot friends. (Whether or not our operatives will be sending us photos of the goings-on remains to be seen, but here’s hoping!) Feel free to visit her site and wish her your own happy returns … (justinejoli.com)

S Magazine, the arty nudie publication for people who hate words, has a new issue up online. Read it Leer at it–to your heart’s content. (spublication.com)

Sometimes we say good-bye to porn stars … and sometimes we’re lucky enough to welcome them back. Brittany O’Connell has returned to the adult industry after a ten year hiatus, which just goes to show you–sometimes wishes really do come true. (lisaannstalentmanagement.com + avn.com)

You don’t have to be a WAG to win over the hearts (and other parts) of the Fleshbot crew. We like former WAGs, too! Nereida Gallardo and superstar footballer Cristiano Ronaldo are a couple no more, but she’s dealing with the break up nicely by hitting the beach and, if we do say so ourselves, looking as lovely as ever. Nereida, if you need a shoulder to cry on–or maybe a nice massage?–during this troubling time, we’re right here for you. Who needs some stupid rich, world-famous athletic dude anyway? (Gallery below.)

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· The Queen of WAGs: A Chronological Look At Nereida Gallardo’s Reign (machochip.com)

“I admired their soft slippery skin. It was just so exotic; I had never felt that way before. Looking at those soft underbellies and long slender fins was like seeing the face of God. I came out of my dolphin-induced trance and wiped the sweat from my brow. It was then that I realized that I had an aching erection.” Couldn’t invent a normal sounding fake problem like, “My penis is too big”? You just had to push it and go with the dolphin erection story, didn’t you? (salon.com)

Cheerleaders are great. But you know what’s even better? Cheerleaders who like to get half-naked and grope each other, like these wild and crazy gals from the Winnipeg Blue Bombers rah-rah squad. Actually, the one thing better than that would be cheerleaders who let us in on the action. Can anyone give us a lift to Winnipeg? (donchavez.com)

We know how much you guys like redheads, so we did you a favor and went out and found the best kind of redhead of all: the kind that likes to have sex on camera. You might want to be a little careful with this one, though–we hear she squirts when excited.

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· Redhead Fucked (megarotic.com)

An Australian teacher was fired for this tasteful–but (sorta) nude–photo and a story about her sex life in a woman’s magazine. Hey, at least there’s one teacher who you know for a fact is not sleeping with her students. (livenews.com)

Kitty Lea is sexy. Kitty has a flatmate (that’s roommate, to rest of us), Kellie, who is equally sexy. So naturally Kitty and Kellie got naked together because that’s what flatmates do! The next time we’re in England, do you think we could crash on their couch or something? (dailypoa.com)

On squeaky European beds, Europeans with better haircuts than us fuck other Europeans with better cheekbones than us in Viv Thomas’ “Members Only 5.” While Groucho Marx avoided joining any club that would have him as a member, well, you finish that sentence because I have to pawn all this IKEA furniture and take advantage of those super-low fares to Europia.

I do not know why this series is called “Members Only.” Does it have to do with the fact that Viv Thomas primarily shoots girl/girl titles and this one has cocks in it? Or does it have something to do with the fact that I just today signed up for another year of AAA and the gang at the Auto Club decided to send me this instead of Westways? Regardless, all I know is that Sylvia Lauren might as well not be wearing those Daisy Dukes at all.

Later, Rita Faltoyano shows up with a tattooed dude in non-standard black socks. Their couch is a massive thing, carved, it seems, out of a single tree. Jesus Christ! That couch is huge. I hope Rita doesn’t call me when she moves, because I’ve just got one of those mini-SUVs.

We haven’t seen Faltoyano stateside in a while since she broke up with Tommy Gunn. I hope things are OK over there. Still, seriously, I’m good for a couple of boxes of books but you’ve got to call somebody else for that couch.

The only dialogue in the movie occurs in Sene Four between Valery Hilton and her partner. We’ll call him Anton.

“What do you think, some whiskey?” Anton asks.

“Um No,” Hilton responds, and points at his parts. “This.” Aside from turning down the alcohol, Hilton’s English meets the standards of the L.A. Unified School District.

With her Sunset Thomas haircut, Cindy Dollar becomes one with what appears to be a low pile plush divan. It looks comfortable, but those things are hard to clean.

· Buy “Members Only 5″ (vivthomas.com)

Just when you thought even your third cousin once removed had finally gotten the 1985 memo entitled “Stop it with the acid wash, dumbass”, V Magazine is working to bring over-distressed, under-attractive denim back in style. And of course, they’ve brought out the big guns to make that happen: über-babe Gisele Bundchen and her, uh, big guns. We probably should’ve seen this coming, what with Young America’s fascination with leggings, lycra, and other 80s fashion tragedies. But acid wash is simply too much of a bad thing. That said, you gotta admit: the gal could give Tawny Kitaen a run for her money. (justjared.buzznet.com, NY Magazine, et al. – click thumbnail for more)

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Because these girls really know how to get things cooking …

· Adela (babesdump.net)

· Adrienne Manning (glam0ur.com)

· Anetta Dawn and Sandy (pleasuregirl.net)

· Bambi (pinkems.com)

· Brooke Belle (theomegaproject.com)

· Ewa Sonnet (bigboobs.hu)

· Jennifer (dailyniner.com)

· Katerina (closepics.com)

· Katie Cannon (nussieheaven.com)

· Kayden (hq69.com)

· Lonnie Adams (100bucksbabes.com)

· Lulu (babesmachine.com)

· Shyla Jennings (stupidnakedpeople.com)

· Sybilla (babezplanet.com)

· Tera (teenport.com)

· Tina (getnudies.com)

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archive

Is it just us or do you not see people use speedboats as much these days? Everyone is into sailing or yachting or canoeing and outside of the professional water skiing circuit, those big honking outboard motors just aren’t as fun or fashionable anymore. Plus, with today’s gas prices what they are it must cost like $1,000 an hour to operate one. Those kinds of prices are only within the reach of porn producers, who can afford to combine the high-speed thrills of a convertible car with the dangerous possibility of accidental drowning. Hey, inflatable life vests can be sexy too!

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· “sushine and fucking” (Megarotic)

There’s good control and bad control. Mind control: bad. Control-top pantyhose: bad. Cruise control: good. Birth control: very good. And the kind of control exerted by the bloggers in this week’s round up of some of the hottest moments in the sex-blog scene? Excellent. Whether it’s the kind of control that lets one keep a game face while being watched or the kind that grabs onto a throat during sex (gently now!), we’re big fans. And if one version of control means that change dropped into a toll booth has the side effect of cock and ball torture? We’re game for that too.

Lose control with AlwaysArousedGirl right after the cut.

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Sex Blog Roundup

by AlwaysArousedGirl

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Moan

He forced his hips between my knees, his right hand locked around the carabiner. He shoved his fist against my cunt, straightened his arm from the shoulder, and forced my hands flat against my thighs.

“Rub your pussy on that,” he ordered. The back of his fist was jammed against my cunt and my hands were immobilized by the strength of his grasp. He braced his fist against the edge of the couch as I lost myself to his touch. I opened my eyes to survey what he was doing and instinctively started grinding my cunt against his hand.

- Journey Into Submission

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Leather Retreat 2008 – The Toll Booth

At first people were confused. They thought it was a private scene or that they would have to pay something. As soon as they realized this was a public scene open to anyone going through and that I was providing them with the toll to “pay,’ people complied. The stones were tossed into the bucket. Clank! Clank! Some were shy. Some were very eager. Some made a lot of trips so they could do it again and again. Some returned and brought friends. Some people stayed around and watched. This created a traffic jam on the road. There was lots of rubbernecking.

- Lolita Wolf’s Predictions & Predilections

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What he needs

She takes her cock in her hand, runs the head of it from the base of his spine between his cheeks until she is pressed against that same tight opening and then she pushes, savoring that moment of entry, his gasp at the instant of penetration followed by the long smooth slide into his body, gravity pulling her down into him. She sinks in to the hilt, her hips pressed against his ass, and rests there a moment enjoying the sight of him, pinned by her cock to her bed.

- Molly’s Mirror

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Another amazing foursome

We fucked in numerous positions, A. moving me as he saw fit and me loving every moment of his dominance. A. fucked me hard against the bed, doggy style; on the bottom; I rode him on top; and I fucked him reverse cowgirl as we dripped with sweat. He smacked my ass, held me by the throat (only one of two men I allow to do this, because he is respectful and careful), and left me a smiling and very well-satisfied submissive.

- His Little Slut

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Ringside Seats

I straddle him then. Sit in his lap so that I am facing him. His stiff cock fills my cunt and forces the groan out of my throat. My head falls back and my eyes fall closed. And I ride him. I move my feet up onto the seat for leverage and he uses the space to grab my ass in both of his hands. Even when I am on top he still controls me. Gripping my ass and my thighs he moves me forward and back on him, up and down.

- Pocket Secrets

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Wrapped Tightly In Your Arms

I can feel myself losing control. Not being able to think of my actions. I am now driven by all of these feelings and emotions that are swirling around inside of me as we fuck.

How I touch you and how I move is not controlled by my thoughts at this moment. It is all now controlled by what you do to me. How you make me feel.

There are moments I am frightened of how you do this.

- Debauched Domestic Diva

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Thumbnail via Brazzers. (TGP/preview gallery @ brazzers.com)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

We know that you simply cannot get enough Sasha Grey in your life–DVDs, photos, streaming downloads, YouTube, VHS, baseball cards–so how about some Sasha Grey paintings? Artist James Jean spent some time with the multi-platformed one and these are the results. The only downside is that you don’t get to listen to her filthy dirty talk, but we guess you can’t have everything. (processrecess.com)

We think that what we love most about the summer is how it brings all the hot, young, sexy celebrities out the beach to frolic in their bikinis. You know, girls like Helen Mirren. Wait … is this the same Helen Mirren who won an Oscar for playing Queen Elizabeth (the old one) and turns 63 years old this month? Because … dang. She actually looks really good in that two piece! Those aren’t even Photoshopped glossy magazine abs either! We guess that’s why she’s Dame Helen Mirren to you commoners.

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· Helen Mirren the bikini queen reigns supreme at 63 (thisislondon.co.uk)

Nerve’s video game blog has a post about the top five pornos based on video games, which seems like an awesome idea until you look at the list and see that the top two are actually Japanese videos only loosely based on video games (and for that matter, only marginally pornographic). Come on, Nerve, is that really the best you could do? We’ll give you points for spotting “Whorecraft”, but no “Jewel Raider”? No “Dead Or Alive Kazami“? Man, we’re so annoyed, we’re going to have to go watch a fake Lara Croft suck someone off. Share our pain after the jump.

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· The Top Five Game-Based Pornos (nerve.com)
· Jewel Raider (imdb.com)
· DoA, Tomb Raider “Interactive Sex” Flicks (kotaku.com)
· Tomb Raider 1 of 7 (youporn.com)

Previously: Exclusive: Hannah Harper Does “Whorecraft”

If we seem a little sluggish today, we apologize. You see we were up really late last night watching that never-ending All-Star contest. It was a thrilling affair filled with drama, crowd-pleasing antics, and some exciting scores. Yes, there was some sloppy play at times, but both the pitching and catching were extraordinary and even though the balls were coming in hard and tight those talented big leaguers sure knew how to handle them. Those four-hour sessions can get pretty dull sometimes, but what we saw last night was a true mid-summer classic. Heck, we might even watch it again tonight!

What’s that? There was a baseball game on too? Well, how about that?

·Bad Seed’s Anal All Stars, Volume 2 (adameve.com)

Does the hat make the woman? Or does the woman make the hat? We could spend all day trying to figure that one out—or we could spend all day looking at naked women in hats (as per this request). We think the right choice is obvious. Oh, and the gentlemen reading this at home are kindly requested to please remove their own hats and caps. Show some respect, will ya?

Carla (freehostedpics.com)

Crissy Moran

Lisa Daniels

Crystal Inman (click.playboygirls.com)

Silvia Saint

Sandra Shine

Hadlee (inkygirls.com)

Soren Suicide (suicidegirls.com)

Julya (glamour-babes.net)

Mei Kasahara (eroticbpm.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive