There is an excellent chance you may scream after watching the way Lucy Pinder handles a frozen cone. After you pick your jaw up off the floor, that is. (boobieblog.com)

Some of you may have a dirty old uncle who likes to sit you down on a rainy afternoon and tell you dirty limericks about women with three breasts, or maybe boobs that sprout somewhere below the belly button. The poetry might be hilarious—but of course you didn’t think creatures like that actually existed, right? Turns out that you were wrong: back in the 1960s, two enterprising wordsmiths compiled a book called (what else) “Treasure Chests” which contained photos of these unique specimens along with poems explaining their stories. After looking through the entire thing online, we’re convinced these fantastical females really do exist somewhere. After all, good old Uncle Bruce wouldn’t lie to us, would he?

· “Treasure Chests” (landoftuh.com, via ponyXpress)

Because shooting cute hipster girls and first-time amateur models in the confines of his New York City studio wasn’t exotic enough (though it certainly sounds exotic enough to us), celebrated naked lady photographer Richard Kern went down to Mexico City to take pictures of the very lovely Jessica for VBS.tv. What started out being just another episode of his “Shot by Kern” series, however, turned into a veritable cross-cultural educational experience: for example, we didn’t know before we watched this that Mexican society is quite conservative when it comes to nudity, and that the indigenous Mexican tooth brushing technique involves lots of foam dribbling down one’s chin in a suggestive manner. And there might even be more fun facts in the videos you’ll find after the jump, but we were too distrtacted by Jessica’s perfect boobs and ass to pay much attention to anything else …

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· Shot by Kern: Jessica Part 1 and Part 2 (vbs.tv)

Getting a regular medical checkup is a very important part of staying healthy–just ask Sasha Grey! We hear she makes sure to visit her doctor at least twice a year, and while she’s there she always makes sure to have her throat examined thoroughly. We’ll be keeping an eye out for the next installment of this educational series in which Sasha visits the gynecologist. We hear those parts are pretty important to a young professional like her too.

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· cute teen fucked face hard deep throat (megarotic.com)

Hello there, Levai Adrienn. We never were much for sailing, but after spending a little time for you we’re definitely feeling a mast in our jib sail … if you catch our drift. (dailypoa.com)

We were overwhelmed by the response to yesterday’s post in which we asked Fleshbot readers to tell us what turned them on, and have already started doing the research to bring you exactly what you’ve been looking for. While you’re waiting, though, can we interest you in these photos of Eva Longoria canoodling with a fire hydrant? We’re sure someone was going to get around to adding that to the request list sooner or later, and what with our busy schedules it’s always nice to be able to cross things off our list whenever we can. (vanityspy.com)

“Should there be an obscenity law that outlaws a product that is made with informed adult consent with no laws being broken, and that is increasingly distributed and consumed in complete privacy?”

You can probably guess what our answer is to that question, but apparently some folks still think this is a matter of some debate. That’s why the Los Angeles Times threw together a little point-counterpoint between associate professor of First Amendment law Barry McDonald and indicted smutographer John Stagliano. It isn’t a debate so much as is it Barry offering up such proof for the value of obscenity laws as, “Because I said so,” and John helpfully pointing out that America isn’t supposed to work that way. Of course, Stagliano is facing up to 39 years in prison because of these laws, so he’s understandably a little touchy about the subject. Maybe next time the lawyer will remember to mention the actual law.

· “Stuff so raunchy, it’s illegal” (latimes.com)

Ellicott City, Maryland, has spent 11 years battling “The Pack Shack” adult store and all they’ve managed to do is pass a few unconstitutional laws and give $187,000 in tax money to the store’s owners. But at least now they can choose from a fine selection of used paperbacks to go with the sex toys and lingerie. Maybe City Hall just can’t fight a determined sex shop? (baltimoresun.com)

The New York Times says the nude beach near Sandy Hook, New Jersey is one of the best kept secrets in the New York metro area. Or at least it was before it got written about in the New York Fucking Times. Nice going, jerks! (nytimes.com)

Did you know that July is National Bikini Month? (We actually thought that was every month, but we promise to make our two-piece swimwear posts extra special for the next 30 days or so.) As we learned back in May, pretty much every day is a reason to celebrate something—whether it’s National Ice Cream Day (July 18), National Lollipop Day (July 20), or National Chocolate Day (July 7). Some days even give you more than one reason to set off fireworks, like July 4th, which is both U.S. Independence Day and Independence From Meat Day. (“Where The Boys Aren’t, Volume 232“). That doesn’t even cover Canadian Independence Day, Restless Leg Syndrome Education and Awareness Week (July 18-25), Be Nice To New Jersey Week (aka “Give A Guido A Blowjob Before July 7″ Week), something called Wood Wagon Day (July 21; don’t ask), and Freedom From Fear of Public Speaking Day. You know, the day when you picture everyone you know naked. (It’s July 2.)

There’s even more where that came from below, but whatever day it is be sure to visit Fleshbot, where it’s always July 23. (aka “Too Hot To Handle” Day!)

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Canada Day (July 1)

· Canadian porn stars (Wikipedia)

Cell Phone Courtesy Month

· iPhone Porn 2.0: Here We Go Again

· Flesh Flicks: Call Waiting

International Blondie and Deborah Harry Month

(Sorry we, thought that was International Blonde Month!)

· Blondes on Fleshbot

National Bikini Month

· Bikinis on Fleshbot

· Mariah Carey Is Always Tops On Our Charts

National Hot Dog Month

· Flesh Flicks: Hot! Dog!

· Olivia Munn’s Hot Beef Injection

Smart Irrigation Month

· Squirt Machines (And Other Urban Legends)

Nude Recreation Weekend (July 9th-15th)

· “America Swings”: We Like To Share

· “The Sunshine Club”: Vintage Nudist Video

Rabbit Week (July 15th-21st)

· Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Rosebud Vibrator: Does A Rabbit By Any Other Name Smell As Sweet?

Single Working Woman’s Week (July 29th-August 4th)

· Lost In Lust: Cherise Isis’ “American Stripper”

Be a Geek Day (July 14)

· Geek Girls Online: Where The L33t Meet

Women’s Motorcycle Month

· Flesh Flicks: Easy Riding

· Flesh Flicks: Uneasy Riders

Parents Day (July 22)

· “MILFStravaganza 4″: You Can MILF If You Want To

· Other Mommies

Gorgeous Grandma’s Day (July 23)

· Horny Grandmothers

· Omasex: Hot Grannies

· Calendar of Strange Holidays and Other Events to Scrapbook In July (families.com)

After a wild night of ass smoothies and gape rimming, we can sometimes feel a bit worn out and overstimulated. (Who wouldn’t?) In times like those, sometimes we need to forgo the craziness for a while and just get back to basics-and what’s more basic than a nice pair of jugs and a big hard cock? Yup, some good old fashioned boob banging is always good for curing what ails us. (Sure, some might call it “tittty fucking”, but that always sounded sort of sixth grade to us. And note that we said boob banging, not boob punching. Like we said, we’re trying to get back to the basics here.)

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Blonde blows and gets it in her face (redtube.com)

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While we still have a few more days left before the traditional American celebration of all things patriotic, the bloggers in today’s roundup of some of the best sexy writing on the web aren’t waiting to set off their fireworks. After all, who needs sparklers when you can have hot strap-on sex? Why bother with cherry bombs when you can get off silently in the restroom? Or Roman candles when you can have … uh, roamin’ fingers in full view of a passing train? It’s all the explosiveness with none of the singed fingers!

Cover your ears (but keep your eyes open) with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by AlwaysArousedGirl

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A Big Move, and a Big Fuck

I told her to sit on the edge of the couch with her cock sticking straight up in the air. Keeping my feet on the floor, I then lowered my asshole around her bright blue dick. Neither of us undersand the physics, but this apparently resulted in unmitigated clitoral pleasure for Estrella. So, I picked up the pace, sliding up and down as far as the length of the cock would let me. I think it pleased Estrella greatly when I bent way over so she could watch her cock disappear in my ass.

- Explicit Details

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Fiction: Taxicab Confessional Continued

I pressed my pussy against his hand as hard as I could for the only care in my mind was the imminent orgasm approaching. As suddenly as he started, he stopped. He pulled his hand away. I begged him – please no, don’t stop, I need it. He reached around my back with both hands and quickly flicked my bra open; he yanked it in the middle of the cups up front to pull it off my body. As he took one nipple in his mouth he slowly leaned back, taking me with him. In this position my cunt was wide open and bared for all to see who walked by; and there were certainly people.

- This Could Be Dangerous….

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Intense!!!

His jeans came off before he got half way through the kitchen. Shirt, underwear… he reached the table in just his socks, his cock already at full mast and at a perfect height for me to suck into my mouth. I played with the head, making him suck in his breath a few times, head back, groaning. I kissed his stomach, hips, and back to his cock… ahhhh lovely!!!

I led the way to the living room floor and sank to my knees in front of him, pulling his cock into my mouth for a moment, then tugging him down with me.

- My Husband’s Slut

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All In a Day’s Work

I raced to the restroom as discretely as possible, closed and locked the door, leaned against the wall, one leg thrown up onto the toilet, my skirt bunched up around my hips, and moaned softly as I slipped a finger inside myself.

My mind returned to my little fantasy…my dark haired stranger had just slipped a finger inside me as his kiss became more needy and urgent. I could feel his bulging cock against my thigh, and couldn’t resist the urge to reach down and stroke it through his pants. At the same time, back in the bathroom stall, I whipped a tit out of my bra, watched my nipple grow hard as my tit bounced up and down with the motion of my arm.

- Memoirs of a MILF

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Dirty Pantoum

Distracted by every pale place and curve, flushing pink, swelling against me, becoming the softest sort of hard, breathing red desire into each other. As her hands do their work, each part of me begs for touch. Distracted by every pale place and curve, flushing pink, swelling against me. My hands study her, careful and clumsy and knowing and known. As her hands do their work each part of me begs for touch, touch bringing quick breaths, sweating anticipation.

- We Sleep Together

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On fields and fleeting glimpses

I grabbed her, pulled her towards me then flipped her around, pulling down her jeans as I fucked her from behind, her body leaning up against a tree, pressing her body back against mine to meet my thrusts… I remember cheekily filming the whole thing on my phone, struggling slightly to get my phone out of my pocket while keeping up the rhythm of my thrusts, but then enjoying the view of my cock sliding in and out of her firm grip being replayed and captured on the small screen.

- Facts and Friction

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See also: Sugasm #138: The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via Melissa Midwest (TGP/preview gallery @ galleries.melissamidwest.com, via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

An online bookseller acquired a huge collection of books for cheap, only to discover that (suprise!) many of them had been hollowed out and filled with porn; he’s now trying to figure out what to do with all the nudie pix. Might we suggest donating them to us? We can always use some help filling in the holes in our library. (booksaga.blogspot.com, via kottke.org)

We haven’t paid attention to singer-songwriter Christina Milian in years — but these bikini photos have definitely renewed our interest in her, uh, oeuvre. It’s never too late to get reacquainted right? After all, we hear she has a new album coming out this year! (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

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If you’re bored with those tired old first person shooter games, you might want to have a go at Beauty3D: Naked Covergirl 2.0, which bills itself as the only game with “first person touch”. You play Jacky, an erotic photographer stuck on a tropical island with three beautiful models who want nothing more than to strip, model, and dance just for you. (And they say “Metal Gear Solid” is unrealistic?). Thanks to the developers’ fancy 3D technology, you’ll have the ability to explore every inch of your models and get wild in any position you choose. Sure, you might think you’ve seen this all before—but unlike traditional adult games which depict you as a disembodied hand, Beauty3d depicts you as a disembodied arm. Go realism!

· Beauty3d: naked covergirl2.0 (kaplay.com)

If you’re wondering how to get your own appeal noticed amongst the dozens of your fellow readers who responded to our inaugural Fleshbot Request feature yesterday, we suggest you follow the example of commenter lovernotafighter who not only managed to clock in the very first request … but who also managed to do it in verse:

Girls with saucy piercings make me swoon,

Alas, where can I find such poon?

Is it catalogued in a futuristic robot?

Perhaps on the friendly (and sexy) Fleshbot.

See kids? A little effort goes a long way! Good thing that we just so happen to like hot pierced models almost as much as we like flattering poetry. See what we found after the jump.

Bella Vendetta

Julia Bond (julia-bond.ws)

Isa Suicide (suicidegirls.com)

Nikki Vega (nikkivega.com)

Eva Klench (blueblood.com)

Aiki Suicide (suicidegirls.com)

Cecile Vega (suicidegirls.com)

Pinky Lee

Rory Tonic

Zoli Suicide