Penny Lancaster Flashes Rod Stewart (And The Rest Of Us)
We’ve been dreaming of a fancy vacation–you know, one where we get to hang out on a boat somewhere off the shore of Italy, drinking wine and looking at Penny Lancaster’s nipples. You know, the kind of vacation that Rod Stewart gets to take whenever he wants! Our dream vacation may still be just a dream … but maybe these photos are the next best thing to being there, minus the wine and expense of getting to Italy. (Click thumbnail for gallery.)
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We’re finding ourselves conflicted about the video you’re about to see: some of us here at Fleshbot think it’s the greatest music video we’ve ever seen, while others swear it’s actually supposed to be the world’s best porn promo. The debate is getting heated-and by the end of the day, we might even come to blows (because yes, we feel that strongly about things like this.) But at least there’s one thing we can all agree on: this is an awesome video that all of us want to watch over and over and over again. Take a look yourself and see if you have any issues with that.
We don’t always pay too much attention to bras, since we’re usually too focused on the stuff they’re supposed tp be supporting to really give much thought to the details of the material they’re made from or how they’re constructed. But the The Bra Blog is making us look at these ubiquitous pieces of intimate apparel in a whole new light, (Of course, it probably has something to do with all those hot bra-encased models it features in its posts, but at least we’re not immediately undressing them with our eyes like we usually do.) Now if we can finally figure out how to handle all those different kinds of clasps with one hand, we’ll be set!
It looks like our brand new crush object 
We were once trapped in an elevator for thirty minutes, and it was definitely the worst thirty minutes we’ve ever experienced. Ever since that fateful day, we’ve been terrified of going through another elevator breakdown. But maybe we’re just looking at it from the wrong angle—ater all, with the right group of people it wouldn’t have to be so traumatic. It could even be a great way to make new friends and maybe even pick up a new skill or two! Isn’t it nice how porn always makes us look for the bright side of things?
The obscenity trial of Ray Guhn Productions in Florida has ended in a plea deal–interestingly, the defendants 
We had to take a three-hour nap yesterday afternoon, so that we could stay up past our bedtime and watch Mötley Crüe preform on “The Late Show With David Letterman.” We 
Because everything’s better with babes! (We should trademark that, right?)
So now you know the shocking truth–all those senators, congressmen, governors, mayors, city council members, school board presidents, county treasures, and dog catchers who got caught in a compromising situation with an intern, secretary, and/or page, were not just weak-willed public servants who gave in to carnal temptations. They were victims! Set up and taken down by the notoriously seductive Deep Throat Squad. They ruin careers and lives just for a little fun and some dirty pictures. Still, we have to say that for a man whose career just spilled out all over his office couch, he does takes the news pretty well.
Even though they currently export 32% of the world’s supermodels, Brazil isn’t necessarily known as a hot bed of fashion. Mostly because from what we’ve seen, nobody wears any clothes down there. But since it is a nation of gorgeous runway model-caliber people, they have earned the right to hold their own fashion week spectacle in Sao Paulo. So what happens when you combine hot weather, outrageous fashion designers, and a bevy of homegrown babes? Nipples, and lots of them! Judging by the looks on display, this year’s hot clothiers aren’t really that enthusiastic about actually clothing people. As you can see in the gallery below, the whole affair is basically a barely-concealed boob lover’s dream.
How can we bring troops home from Iraq faster? Apparently, we just need to 
Just yesterday, commenter “angelicbeef” 
A scientific survey of what we’re assuming was a large group of standup comedians reveals the shocking truth that 
Some women make a living off their beautiful faces, while others get paid for their bounteous boobs or skills in the sack. And still others are paid to show off 
It’s been a (very long) while since we heard anything from Jack the Zipper, and while don’t know everything the “most dangerous director in porn” has been doing during his absence we can confidently report that his long awaited Vivid debut is now ready for release. (We think? Soon, anyway! Maybe!)
As you probably know, Reddit is a social 2.0 news web aggregation community link thingie place where people submit links and then argue about how dumb you are. Because a lot of people want to build their own web empire without even knowing how to program their VCR, Reddit recently decided to give them a head start by making their code open source. That means anyone can take the Reddit system, bend and shape it any way they like, and start their own custom version of the service. Naturally, it took about two minutes for someone to take that code and turn it into a porn site. So now we have yet another porn link collector–one that instead of banning everything remotely naughty