Swedish politician Josefin Brink wants women to know that their pasts don’t have to haunt them. After all, playing in a ska-punk band called Vagina Grande hasn’t prevented her from becoming an MP. And neither has her past work as a stripper. Maybe you really can have it all! (thelocal.se)
How do we feel when one of our favorite magazines grabs one of our favorite models and turns in a huge gallery of new topless photos? We’ll give you two guesses, though you’ll probably only need one. (And yes, it probably looks like we’re playing favorites to post something about Eva Wyrwal yet again … but with all these hot new photos to drool over, can you blame us?) (nuts.co.uk)
What do you get when you combine amateur comic book artists with an Indian MILF fantasy and the power of internet self-publishing? You get Savita Bhabhi, India’s first online graphic novel pornstar—and since we’re not aware of any other contenders to the throne (or that this throne even existed), we’ll take their word for it. Bhabhi is “an honorific in Hindi for a married woman/sister-in-law,” which makes these randy tales of a big-breasted housewife getting it on with a door-to-door bra salesman all the more shocking and naughty. In fact, the Archie Comics-style art and horny high school fantasy scenarios are delightfully corny, but if you’ve ever dreamt about taking down a busty bhabhi yourself this is the comic for you. Now, where can we apply for that bra salesman job?
One time, when we were driving across the country, our car broke down in the middle of the night on a lonely back country road. We eventually managed to get it fixed, but … well, let’s just say that we can totally understand where this young lady is coming from. Your mileage may vary. (PS – We joined AAA the moment we got home.).
A woman in Los Angeles claims that a “design problem” on a Victoria’s Secret thong caused a decorative piece to snap off, hitting her in the eye and damaging her cornea. Come to think of it, after all that time staring at their lingerie catalogs our corneas are a little worn out too. Anyone know a good lawyer we can talk to? (thesmokinggun.com + victoriassecret.com)
Color film was invented about 400 years ago (give or take), yet some photographers and filmmakers still stubbornly continue to use black and white to capture their subjects. Why is that? Well, people still listen to records on vinyl and look at dusty old paintings in museums–so why not use an antiquated technology to depict beautiful women too? Silver Beauties (alas, it’s not a site for 60-and-over pornstars) certainly thinks that way and if you’re looking for sexy photos of the world’s most gorgeous women you’ll find them here–as long as they’re in black and white. The portfolios on view include nude and lingerie shots of actresses, models, and a bunch of international babes you probably haven’t heard of, all free for your browsing pleasure. And just think: if you’re color blind, you won’t even know the difference!
Looking like a postwar bride from a country I wish existed, Roxy Jezel has an assimilated tryst with Marco Banderas in the stylish “Pinup Perversions.” Is he her husband? We don’t know. Is she committing adultery on the kitchen floor of her suburban home of the future? We don’t care. When a bouffed-up Aiden Starr comes by later and squirts her with a seltzer bottle, we can only wonder what Doris Kearns Goodwin would have made of this vision of American progress.
Director Laurent Sky puts together four scenarios of rouged but ready 40′s-era pinups in a good example of high concept porn that does not get in its own way.
We’ve always wanted to have a pool table in our basement and/or rec room. Not so we can play the game ourselves—we stink at billiards, frankly, and can’t imagine ever being very good at it. But if we could somehow lure a hot babe down there, she might get so turned on by all that green felt we’d almost be guaranteed to slip one in the side pocket, if you catch our drift. It works in the movies all the time—and movies don’t lie!
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Oh Mary Carey, we had such high hopes for you when you did that whole “Celebrity Rehab” thing, and we were really looking forward to seeing the new sexy and sober you in action. But then someone sent us a link to these pics from your birthday bash in Vegas last weekend, and … well, let’s just say we sort of missed the old, messy, party animal Mary Carey too. Either way, those new boobs of yours look fabulous. Don’t ever change, k? (vanityspy.com)
We hate to tell you this, but the tennis pro is banging your wife. Her boss is banging her too. Oh, and her yoga instructor, her crazy ex, and the kids’ soccer coach. We thought you might want to hear it from us first. On the positive side? Be happy you have a wife that so many other guys want to bang! (men.style.com)
According to its own press releases, X-Play’s recent “Brady Bunch” porn parody “Not The Bradys XXX” is pretty much the most successful porn idea of all time. It’s already spawned its own sequel—”Not Bewitched XXX” which comes out in September—and there’s even been talk of knockoffs of “The Munsters” and (heaven, forbid) “Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.” Also, even though “Bewitched” has yet to hit shelves, the word has just come down that X-Play now has two more spinoffs in the works—XXX versions of “The Love Boat” and “Three’s Company.” Both rather inspired choices, if you ask us, since to our impressionable young eyes those shows practically were porn anyway.
However, if making hardcore versions of classic TV sitcoms is going to be the hottest new genre in adult entertainment, then we want in on the action. We picked out the ten greatest shows from days gone by that we would like to see turned into a XXX feature. We’ve even provided a brief description of how we think it could go down, and we’re giving you, the reader, a chance to vote on the one you’d like to see made first. If any producers out there want to run with these ideas, feel free to contact our agent to discuss our script supervisor fees.
People do all kinds of funny things in their heads–math problems, hot mechanic fantasies, hearing strange voices–but what we love most of all is when they rationalize their burning desire to get buck naked in the service of art. Spencer Tunick is a master at encouraging grandmothers and other typically unassailable types to show off the goods, and now he’s taken his gift for blarney to the source: Ireland’s Blarney Castle. No sign of Bono yet, which is probably a good thing. (news.bbc.co.uk)
Remember those crazy days of your youth when you used to stick a couple of safety pins in your nose before hitting that Minor Threat show, where you would hook up with that hottie with the magenta hair while downing a fifth of Jack Daniel’s before you passed out in a pool of your own vomit on the bathroom floor of your friend’s squat? Those really were they days, weren’t they? Alas, there’s nothing we can do to bring them back … but we have to say that Burning Angel’s “POV Punx” comes awfully close to recreating them from a porn perspective, even if they went ahead and updated the soundtrack a bit. (And minus the Jack Daniel’s and passing out in a pool of our own vomit, that is. Even the most sophisticated of POV camera techniques has its limits, y’know.) Check out our exclusive preview gallery after the jump.