Have you watched the “hit” new show “Swingtown”? It’s about how everyone in the 1970s used to do nothing but fuck each other on shag carpeting (and not about the music our grandparents used to listen to during WW2 as we were previously led to believe). Groovy! We didn’t see

What’s it like to be the world’s second hottest porn star? MediaBlvd investigates with this penetrating feature about the life of Tera Patrick, her husband Evan Seinfeld, and their company Teravision–and the answers may surprise you. (Unless you happen to be Tera Patrick, in which case you know all this

Sure, the Japanese may come up with all sorts of new crotch-related fetishes … but when it comes to the simple delights of a good old fashioned see-through pantyhose crotch flash, the Americans still do it best. (And yes, we know that Victoria Silvstedt is technically Swedish. Still!) (taxidrivermovie.com)

Sure, one could look at this series of hapless male faces caught between a pair of pretty girl thighs, decide it’s nothing more than Yet Another Overly Specific Japanese Fetish™, and move on to the next eel wrangling website. But we prefer to think that there’s a naughty schoolgirl named

And speaking of sex toys (purple or otherwise): do you ever find yourself paging longingly through our Marital Aid Test Kitchen archives wishing that you too could be a professional dildo reviewer? Here’s your chance: sex toy retailer LoveHoney is now recruiting judges for the UK Sex Toy Awards, and

Is porn still porn if it’s not real? The FBI can’t seem to decide if illegal porn can still be illegal if the images are computer generated. Well, we don’t know about legal, but if you can jerk off to it then our standards have pretty much been met. (10zenmonkeys.com;

Wait, someone had a lingerie parade and we weren’t invited? (See, if someone had put this on our new calendar this wouldn’t have happened!) OK, so it would have been a little difficult to get all the way to Melbourne just to watch a bunch of insanely hot Victoria’s Secret

When we were in school, the most punishment a teacher could mete out was a detention … or if we were really bad, a suspension. Even a literal slap on the wrist was out of the question. But it seems that some schools have different views on keeping their student

We’ve long wondered why so many sex toys are purple–and finally, someone has taken the time to try and find out. Even if this poll of several sex toy luminaries still doesn’t explain our peculiar fascination with a certain large and fuzzy fast food promotional character. (nakedcity.com)

Here’s every picture ever taken of Swedish babe Elin Grindemyr. OK, maybe not every photo. But you need to start your collection somewhere, right? (gorillamask.net)

Although Team Fleshbot is a multi-headed Hydra of porn blogging fury, we cannot be in all places at all times. And due to certain contractual obligations we’re only allowed out of the house once a day for fifteen monutes. But that doesn’t mean you have to be stuck on the

A look back at our week that was … · No offense to Harrison Ford, but we’d rather see Ava Rose’s Holy Grail. · Dave Naz’ new movie reminds us of high scho … junior hi … fifth gra … wait, how old are we again? · Remember: there’s no

The bad news is that the economy is in the tank and we’re all broke! So what’s the good news? Now everyone is going to stay home and watch nothing but porn! Even recessions have a silver lining! (xbiz.com)

Not that Fleshbot readers aren’t anything but swinging bachelors and (maybe two, at most three) bachelorettes, but they are also well-read. So they should know, at least anecdotally, that the word “blowout” strikes fear in anyone who has ever changed a diaper. For this reason, as well as an equally

Because horses won’t be the only things to get excited about this weekend … · Adriana and Carina (nextpink.com) · Anette Dawn (100bucksbabes.com) · Angelina Crow and Tereza (babeslog.net) · Angie Tyler (stupidnakedpeople.com) · Ariel (girlsofdesire.org) · Dana (novoporn.com) · Gigi (hq69.com) · Jamie Lynn (bustyandsexy.net) · Jana (usualgirls.com) ·

The modern office has changed a lot in the last few decades. They’re no longer stuffy, straight-laced, boys-only clubs, where everyone wears a suit, and acts grumpy, and climbs the corporate ladder for thirty years until they die. Now, everything is bright and sunny, co-workers treat each other as equals,

Now that we’ve had a chance to see both of this summer’s biggest blockbusters–”Indiana Jones and the Kindgom of the Crystal Skull” and “Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant”–we think it’s only fair to see how Dr. Jones measures up against his porn doppleganger. Are these sequels sympathetic to the

As all those June brides and grooms we keep hearing about prepare for their walk down the aisle this month, we’re happy to throw rosy petals of smut onto their path courtesy of today’s roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene. For some lucky couples

Since we last reported on this important topic, we’d love to be able to tell you that there’s been a sea change in the way the adult industry views men with average-sized members, and that the whole “size matters” debate is one we can relegate to the dustbin of history

There’s a lot of talk this time of year about wedding season, but being the sexual mavericks that we are we’ve never been all that big on that particular institution. Then again, we do like getting invited to weddings and eating all that yummy cake. (Mmm, cake.) And there’s that