They say that what happens happens … but what if what didn’t happen happened instead? For this weekend’s roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene, we join our horny writers to contemplate those moments in that parallel universe where anything might have happened. What if

With a long weekend ahead of us and (finally) some nice weather in the forecast, we’re looking forward to spending as much of our holiday outdoors as we can. As while we’re lounging around in the park watching scantily clad hotties cavorting in the sun, our thoughts will no doubt

Despite our longstanding and well-regarded veneration of Joanna Angel around these parts, we have to admit that she’s not always the easiest of Supreme Commandresses to pin down: why, just last week we needed to consult her on an important policy decision regarding our interns’ demands for unlimited ass smoothies

It might sound like fun, but in reality the job requirements for being a professional porn scoper-outer are quite rigorous. Chief among them is an ability to sniff out nudie pics on websites where they may not be so obvious. Sure, galleries labeled “nudes” or “erotica” are easy to spot

Speaking of getting freaky: we’ve been known to get turned on by certain cars in our day, but that’s usually because of the hot naked girls writhing on top of them. But for some people–or at least this guy–it’s the cars themselves that get their engines revved. Insert obligatory “autoerotica”

Doctors and academics are beginning work on the next version of the DSM–the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders–which will answer all sorts of important questions like “Exactly how big of a freak show sexual deviant are you?” And if you’re freaky enough, they might even mention your name!

Fleshbot Crush Object turned director extraordinaire (though she’s still remained a crush object) Kimberly Kane and altporn majordomo Eon McKai threw a party this week at South Hollywood’s Beauty Bar for the release of Kane’s latest grungy orgy of opulent dissidence for Vivid Alt, “Morphine”. The festivities included an onsite

A look back at the week that was … · Now this is how you do a political scandal! · Have you seen the new Indiana Jones movies yet? Those treasure hunters have even more fun than we remembered! · Hey, Joanna Angel … other people have to go too,

Memorial Day weekend makes us think of a summer full of dogs, and how much better they are than cats. Leaders of the Porno-American community feel the same way, and we share some of their pictures here, starting with Belladonna and Oz. Tommy Gunn at home with his dog and

Because this weekend should have plenty for you to remember … · Addie Anderson (thesexblog.com) · Anna-Leah (yourlust.com) · Brea Lynn (zurf.be) · Diem Nguyen (babesanatomy.com) · Inna and Hanna (go-girls-go.com) · Jaime Hammer (perfectdames.com) · Kali (doctorteen.com) · Lana Lopez (glam0ur.com) · Lauren D’Marie (lettherebeporn.com) · Laurie Wallace (bustyandsexy.net)

You know what is the problem with America? Nobody reads anymore! Sure there are libraries and bookstores and everyone you know carries them around and puts them on shelves and pretends to know a lot about what’s in them, but there’s only one thing that books get used for–to attract

Since we once attempted to varnish the Fleshbot coffeetable over Memorial Day weekend, we dusted off the ancient (2005!) “Strapon Toyz” to get in the mood for some home improvement. Even more intriguing than the power drill-powered vibrators was the fact that several of these sturdy pornstresses have bucked tradition

We guess it’s still considered bizarre that a beautiful fetish model could have a decent career despite having one limb missing below the knee. So it is fitting that Bizarre magazine would be the place to find Viktoria, a British lass who works for fetish palace Torture Garden and also

With rumors circulating that Nicole Kidman may soon join them, Defamer recalls the participants in one of our favorite celebrity trends–famous naked pregnant chicks. Oh, and don’t be like their commentors who are apparently scared by big bellies, otherwise you might be the ones with puffy nipples … or something.