Archive | May 20, 2008
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We’re still recovering from all our back-to-back repeated viewings of Kimberly Kane’s new Vivid Alt joint “Morphine” (yes, it’s that good) before we get our review together … but in the meantime, she’ll be on hand at LA’s Beauty Bar tonight for the official launch party if you want to

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When he’s not taking pictures of naked models in bed, Mario Sorrento is taking pictures of naked models on beach chairs: apparently it’s an ad for some brand of Brazilian hooch, but we’ve been staring at it for half an hour now and we’re still too distracted to find the

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Playboy’s 55th Anniversary Playmate Search: The Contenders

A few weeks ago we told you about Playboy’s YouTube casting call to find the centerfold for its 55th Anniversary Issue (even though they don’t look a day over 49). Asking aspiring models to show their stuff in such a public forum seemed like a good idea, but did anyone

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When Porn (Still) Isn’t Porn

Porn pictures that have been digitally enhanced into a state of glossy hyperrealistic perfection are nothing new–but what are we to make of porn pictures that are digitally enhanced to the point of not being pornographic anymore? We’re not sure if the anonymous author of this blog lifted these creations

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If you’re till searching for a way to celebrate National Masturbation Month, tune in to GameLink tomorrow for a live performance of Nina Hartley masturbating continuously for three hours. And if you’re really in a celebratory mood, see if you can keep up with her for the whole time. (gamelink.com)

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Because you can never have too many Kama Sutras, and because pairing the language of love with the book of love just seems right, we present you with the French Kama Sutra. Admit it, “La Danse” totally sounds sexier than the plain old “missionary position”. (french-kamasutra.com, via Sexoteric)

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A Water Bong, A Pair Of Jugs, And Thou (What More Do You Need?)

Remember what we said about smoking weed and big boobs being two great tastes that taste great together? Well, it seems we’re not the only ones who feel that way. In fact, the young lady in this video seems quite taken with that fine combination. Though she might want to

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Models Bare All For V Magazine

V Magazine has done it again: after stealing our hearts with their working girls photo shoot a while back, they’ve now completely bowled us over with a four page spread of dozens of naked models from powerhouse agency IMG shot in all their post-coital looking splendor by superstar photographer Mario

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How do you put together the perfect mix CD of super funky slow jams guaranteed to set just the right mood for boning? Here’s some suggestions, but in a pinch you can always just put Barry White’s Greatest Hits on repeat. (neighborbeeblog.com)

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The buyer of that $33 million Lucien Freud nude painting has been revealed to be Roman Abramovich, a Russian oligarch who also owns a British soccer team. If you’ve ever wondered what oil billionaires do with all that money, there’s your answer. (mirror.co.uk)

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Attack Of The Penis Copter

Oh, those crazy Russian activists! They interrupted a speech by chess champ turned politician Gary Kasparov with some sort of flying dildo contraption. But they sure made their point! (Wait, was their point again?) Click for video and the security guard’s King Kong reaction. . . . · Flying Russian

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Flesh Flicks: Geography Is Hot!

We don’t know about you, but we think that maps are pretty much the sexiest thing in the whole world–especially if they are the whole world! Nothing gets us going like a couple of nice round color-coded orbs or maybe a topographical elevation chart with major landmarks indicated by little

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Sex Blog Roundup: Down Time

Ever been so wrung out from sex that you thought you’d never again want more? A quick poll around Fleshbot Central shows that we’ve all had that feeling, and it lasts for approximately 2.8 minutes before we’re ready to keep on going. The writers in today’s collection of some of

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As disturbing as it is to hear about a proposed 25 percent tax on revenues from adult entertainment in California, we’re even more startled by the claim that “Every second, $3,000 is being spent on adult entertainment”–though we should also remind you that you’re not spending a cent as long

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And speaking of bad videos: if you’ve been following the so-bad-it’s-hilarious series of faux retro porn videos being released to promote Chuck Palahniuk’s new book “Snuff”, you won’t want to miss today’s short but sweet final entry “The Twilight Bone”. Hey, if you survived “The Wizard of Ass” and “Chitty

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Ava Rose In "Carolina Jones And The Broken Covenant" (Yes, That Was Quick)

Ava Rose In "Carolina Jones And The Broken Covenant" (Yes, That Was Quick)

While its mainstream counterpart attempts to recover from the volley of mediocre reviews it endured at its Cannes debut, Adam & Eve’s “Carolina Jones And The Broken Covenant” hits the shelves today with only slightly less hype attached to it. Shot on location in Prague, it’s clearly a star turn

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Hillary And Barack Are For Porn (And We’re For Bad YouTube Videos)

The interminable Democratic nominating process is claiming more victims today in Kentucky and Oregon and we’ve had just about all we can take of delegate counts and exit polls and secret Muslim (or is it Christian?) conspiracies to take over the government–so much so that our only refuge is an

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Giving It The Old College Try: Amateur Dorm Sex Video Roundup

Giving It The Old College Try: Amateur Dorm Sex Video Roundup

Like many of you, our bright college years were full of wild parties, drunken episodes of self exploration, and, of course, a lot of sexual experimentation. Sadly, sites like XTube weren’t around when we were getting our diplomas, so we had no way of preserving those magic moments for posterity—unless

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